> The reason some people don't know for sure
> if Rons an *** is because they just don't know Ron.
> The good news is that you can know for
> sure that Ron's an *** is a beautiful
> place with no roids, herpatic sores, or aids.
> God tells us in the Holy Bible that Ron's an *** so that >Ron can
> "For if you confess (***) with your mouth Jesus
> is Lord and believe in your heart that God
> raised Ron's arse from the dead, you
> WILL BE SAVED." (Roman Polansky 420)