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Good grief. Eat a doughnut fer' Oz' sakes! Go run. Burn fat, sugar, or wood ... whatever works. Stretch before during and after if you like. Wear cotton and *** clamps. Get new shoes before a marathon. Debate the merits of lubrication to preempt chubby-chaff. Eat prime rib and ask about "that ammonia smell". Denounce society and go in to the recycling business. Recite poetry whilst you flitter hither and yon. Help stoke "The Tread that would Not Die". Have a mild injury, complain bitterly of about "that nagging subcutaneous itch". Get a new Camelback for your next two mile run. Insult one another and wave your private parts at one another's Aunties (imagine footnote here). Get ready for the fall season ... "Full length spandex, yea or nay?" Write unexpected drivel.

Surf <hoping to have fresh material of my own one day>

 Go run. Burn fat, sugar, or wood ... whatever works. Stretch before during
and after if you like. Wear cotton and *** clamps. Get new shoes before a
marathon. Debate the merits of lubrication to preempt chubby-chaff. Eat
prime rib and ask about "that ammonia smell". Denounce society and go in to
the recycling business. Recite poetry whilst you flitter hither and yon.
Help stoke "The Tread that would Not Die". Have a mild injury, complain
bitterly of about "that nagging subcutaneous itch". Get a new Camelback for
your next two mile run. Insult one another and wave your private parts at
one another's Aunties (imagine footnote here). Get ready for the fall season
... "Full length spandex, yea or nay?" Write unexpected drivel.

Surf <hoping to have fresh material of my own one day>

So whatcha saying here, Surf?    That you're bored reading the re.running
drivel?   Huh?  Huh?

I'm sure you realise is that there is no editorial control over these
matters; we have to accept what we get, which may be no bad thing.    Some
posters start poorly and end up as positive treasures.   Some start well,
then tumble into a kind of running/posting abyss from which there appears to
be no escape.   I'm sure you can think of examples from both categories.

The ones I worry about are the bright bunnies who stay for a while then
disappear without warning.   What did we do?   How did we offend?   Or did
the monotony of the average poster all become too much and they hurl the pc
and keyboard down the nearest loo?   Whatever, it's always sad when you lose
a Denny or a Mary or a ............... (fill in your own favourite
ex-rec.runner).

I come here to read the posts of, oh, about five souls.   I have no
intention of naming them lest they become unbearably smug and fail to keep
me amused.  Sometimes someone else says something surprising or interesting,
but mostly it's just nonsense masquerading as information.   Kinda mirrors
real life, no?

Thank you, I know you're talking about me.

    Mike McSwell, trying to wipe the smug look off his face

So who'dya think the other four are?

BTW, I'm still waiting to hear whether it was mean, median, or mode that
you thought was inconsistent with average 20 miles/week and having a 20
mile run plus another run during one of those weeks.

--Harold Buck

"I used to rock and roll all night,
 and party every day.
 Then it was every other day. . . ."
      -Homer J. Simpson

 <this is what I'll call from now on a 'David vasectomy', i.e. a snip for David>

Please direct me to the thread where alleged hissy fit must have occurred. Is this east coast David or David who lives near the burnt-yet-fetid-dead-goat-smelling part of Lake Ontario?

<McSnip>

Surf

you like that?  will a tight pinch do?

<< merits of lubrication >>

Wobbit knows, i wrote an article bout that, too.

<< Denounce society >>

naw.  poems matter.

<< recycling >>

spinning's good.  so's mythology. samo samo.

<< Help stoke "The Tread that would Not Die" >>

yep, that spinning treadmill that doesn't end

<< ... "Full length spandex, yea or nay?" Write unexpected drivel. >>

Brooks X-long.  no latex.

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you, you, you, and you?

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Surf

kewl!  where do i go?

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