Celebrity death match OT don't look

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by RAL2O » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 09:47:08


  In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!

  And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a red
white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!

   We're in for a great match tonight!!  Whao Bob is not holding back at
all....does he ever? What is that?
   Looks like a 454 Causel!!  This looks bad for Krause!!

  BOOM!!!!!!  
                WOW!! Krause blocked the shot with a well worn dictionary given
to his father from the Queen of England!!

   WHACK!            Thats got to hurt!!! While Bob was holding his wrist bent
over in pain, those Causels really kick, Krause has jumped on his back & is
beating him on the head with what looks like an english primer " Adverbs, Nouns
& Pronouns"

  It looks like Krause is going to carry the day!! Wait what is he doing? He
has left Bob slumped over the ropes & is venting all his rage ON THE GUN !!
He is beating it with a copy of "Revised American History". I don't think it'll
do much those guns are pretty well put together. Got to give him an A for
effort though!

  Bob is back on his feet & has his breath back. Why dosn't he attack while
Krause is all worked up on the gun? He is just standing there shaking his head.
Is that a smile?

   Who is that?  It's Mrs Krause MD.Looks like She is trying to get close
enough to administer a sedative.
  We will continue right after a word from our sponser.

 
 
 

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by Kristyn » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 11:48:21

This realllllly needed a coke alert :-) ROFL

--
Kristyna

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy and if it fell out of tree would
kill you? A pool table.

Quote:
>   In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
> outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
> H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!

>   And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a
red
> white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
> Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!

>    We're in for a great match tonight!!  Whao Bob is not holding back at
> all....does he ever? What is that?
>    Looks like a 454 Causel!!  This looks bad for Krause!!

>   BOOM!!!!!!
>                 WOW!! Krause blocked the shot with a well worn dictionary
given
> to his father from the Queen of England!!

>    WHACK!            Thats got to hurt!!! While Bob was holding his wrist
bent
> over in pain, those Causels really kick, Krause has jumped on his back &
is
> beating him on the head with what looks like an english primer " Adverbs,
Nouns
> & Pronouns"

>   It looks like Krause is going to carry the day!! Wait what is he doing?
He
> has left Bob slumped over the ropes & is venting all his rage ON THE GUN
!!
> He is beating it with a copy of "Revised American History". I don't think
it'll
> do much those guns are pretty well put together. Got to give him an A for
> effort though!

>   Bob is back on his feet & has his breath back. Why dosn't he attack
while
> Krause is all worked up on the gun? He is just standing there shaking his
head.
> Is that a smile?

>    Who is that?  It's Mrs Krause MD.Looks like She is trying to get close
> enough to administer a sedative.
>   We will continue right after a word from our sponser.


 
 
 

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by OldSa » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 11:43:43


Quote:
>  In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
>outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
>H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!

>  And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a red
>white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
>Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!

>   We're in for a great match tonight!!  Whao Bob is not holding back at
>all....does he ever? What is that?
>   Looks like a 454 Causel!!  This looks bad for Krause!!

>  BOOM!!!!!!  
>                WOW!! Krause blocked the shot with a well worn dictionary given
>to his father from the Queen of England!!

>   WHACK!            Thats got to hurt!!! While Bob was holding his wrist bent
>over in pain, those Causels really kick, Krause has jumped on his back & is
>beating him on the head with what looks like an english primer " Adverbs, Nouns
>& Pronouns"

>  It looks like Krause is going to carry the day!! Wait what is he doing? He
>has left Bob slumped over the ropes & is venting all his rage ON THE GUN !!
>He is beating it with a copy of "Revised American History". I don't think it'll
>do much those guns are pretty well put together. Got to give him an A for
>effort though!

>  Bob is back on his feet & has his breath back. Why dosn't he attack while
>Krause is all worked up on the gun? He is just standing there shaking his head.
>Is that a smile?

>   Who is that?  It's Mrs Krause MD.Looks like She is trying to get close
>enough to administer a sedative.
>  We will continue right after a word from our sponser.

Excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by Dan Brac » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 11:45:08

Excuse me, but I need a 2nd opinion.  Permission from RAL2OOO is a
separate issue, but, how do you guys view this post wrt this guideline
for the best of rec.scuba

One important selection criteria is that the submission should be able
to swim with its own two fins. In other words, there should be no need
to read the submission and take into account the context of other
rec.scuba posts.

?


:  In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
:outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
:H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!
:
:  And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a red
:white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
:Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!
:
:
:   We're in for a great match tonight!!  Whao Bob is not holding back at
:all....does he ever? What is that?
:   Looks like a 454 Causel!!  This looks bad for Krause!!
:
:  BOOM!!!!!!  
:                WOW!! Krause blocked the shot with a well worn dictionary given
:to his father from the Queen of England!!
:
:   WHACK!            Thats got to hurt!!! While Bob was holding his wrist bent
:over in pain, those Causels really kick, Krause has jumped on his back & is
:beating him on the head with what looks like an english primer " Adverbs, Nouns
:& Pronouns"
:
:  It looks like Krause is going to carry the day!! Wait what is he doing? He
:has left Bob slumped over the ropes & is venting all his rage ON THE GUN !!
:He is beating it with a copy of "Revised American History". I don't think it'll
:do much those guns are pretty well put together. Got to give him an A for
:effort though!
:
:  Bob is back on his feet & has his breath back. Why dosn't he attack while
:Krause is all worked up on the gun? He is just standing there shaking his head.
:Is that a smile?
:
:   Who is that?  It's Mrs Krause MD.Looks like She is trying to get close
:enough to administer a sedative.
:  We will continue right after a word from our sponser.

Dan Bracuk
Toronto, Canada
The world will end at noon tomorrow - 12:30 in Newfoundland.
Best of Rec.Scuba http://www.chaoticarts.com/~scuba/

 
 
 

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by HLAviati » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 13:20:27

Quote:
>Excuse me, but I need a 2nd opinion.  Permission from RAL2OOO is a
>separate issue, but, how do you guys view this post wrt this guideline
>for the best of rec.scuba

>One important selection criteria is that the submission should be able
>to swim with its own two fins. In other words, there should be no need
>to read the submission and take into account the context of other
>rec.scuba posts.

Well, it doesn't really, but it is funny.  Perhaps a brief preface would help
it out but that may be a bit over complicated.
 
 
 

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Post by OldSa » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 13:23:32

Quote:

>Excuse me, but I need a 2nd opinion.  Permission from RAL2OOO is a
>separate issue, but, how do you guys view this post wrt this guideline
>for the best of rec.scuba

>One important selection criteria is that the submission should be able
>to swim with its own two fins. In other words, there should be no need
>to read the submission and take into account the context of other
>rec.scuba posts.

>?

<holding my hands raised together,  pulling one hand away to
reveal....  thumbs up>
 
 
 

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Post by chill » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 15:30:20

Doesn't matter if you know the history, this swims, just like the "stupid"
post.


Quote:
> Excuse me, but I need a 2nd opinion.  Permission from RAL2OOO is a
> separate issue, but, how do you guys view this post wrt this guideline
> for the best of rec.scuba

> One important selection criteria is that the submission should be able
> to swim with its own two fins. In other words, there should be no need
> to read the submission and take into account the context of other
> rec.scuba posts.

> ?


> :  In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really
expensive
> :outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
> :H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!
> :
> :  And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a
red
> :white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
> :Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!
> :
> :
> :   We're in for a great match tonight!!  Whao Bob is not holding back at
> :all....does he ever? What is that?
> :   Looks like a 454 Causel!!  This looks bad for Krause!!
> :
> :  BOOM!!!!!!
> :                WOW!! Krause blocked the shot with a well worn dictionary
given
> :to his father from the Queen of England!!
> :
> :   WHACK!            Thats got to hurt!!! While Bob was holding his wrist
bent
> :over in pain, those Causels really kick, Krause has jumped on his back &
is
> :beating him on the head with what looks like an english primer " Adverbs,
Nouns
> :& Pronouns"
> :
> :  It looks like Krause is going to carry the day!! Wait what is he doing?
He
> :has left Bob slumped over the ropes & is venting all his rage ON THE GUN
!!
> :He is beating it with a copy of "Revised American History". I don't think
it'll
> :do much those guns are pretty well put together. Got to give him an A for
> :effort though!
> :
> :  Bob is back on his feet & has his breath back. Why dosn't he attack
while
> :Krause is all worked up on the gun? He is just standing there shaking his
head.
> :Is that a smile?
> :
> :   Who is that?  It's Mrs Krause MD.Looks like She is trying to get close
> :enough to administer a sedative.
> :  We will continue right after a word from our sponser.

> Dan Bracuk
> Toronto, Canada
> The world will end at noon tomorrow - 12:30 in Newfoundland.
> Best of Rec.Scuba http://www.chaoticarts.com/~scuba/

 
 
 

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Post by chill » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 15:29:23

LSHTTRDML is so inadequate!  I'll have to think up something new to describe
how this post excels in humor and accuracy.


Quote:
>   In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
> outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
> H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!

>   And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a
red
> white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
> Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!

>    We're in for a great match tonight!!  Whao Bob is not holding back at
> all....does he ever? What is that?
>    Looks like a 454 Causel!!  This looks bad for Krause!!

>   BOOM!!!!!!
>                 WOW!! Krause blocked the shot with a well worn dictionary
given
> to his father from the Queen of England!!

>    WHACK!            Thats got to hurt!!! While Bob was holding his wrist
bent
> over in pain, those Causels really kick, Krause has jumped on his back &
is
> beating him on the head with what looks like an english primer " Adverbs,
Nouns
> & Pronouns"

>   It looks like Krause is going to carry the day!! Wait what is he doing?
He
> has left Bob slumped over the ropes & is venting all his rage ON THE GUN
!!
> He is beating it with a copy of "Revised American History". I don't think
it'll
> do much those guns are pretty well put together. Got to give him an A for
> effort though!

>   Bob is back on his feet & has his breath back. Why dosn't he attack
while
> Krause is all worked up on the gun? He is just standing there shaking his
head.
> Is that a smile?

>    Who is that?  It's Mrs Krause MD.Looks like She is trying to get close
> enough to administer a sedative.
>   We will continue right after a word from our sponser.

 
 
 

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by NE333 » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 15:28:31

Quote:
>Excuse me, but I need a 2nd opinion.
>how do you guys view this post wrt this guideline
>for the best of rec.scuba

    I thought it was hilarious. I don't think it rates an entry in the best of
rec.scuba however. In a year, nobody will even remember Krause.
 
 
 

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Post by chill » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 17:00:16

This is true, however, the post stands on its own merit.  Names change,
b***s stay the same.
Or put it another way, same sh*t, different day.

I vote: Yea


Quote:
> >Excuse me, but I need a 2nd opinion.
> >how do you guys view this post wrt this guideline
> >for the best of rec.scuba

>     I thought it was hilarious. I don't think it rates an entry in the
best of
> rec.scuba however. In a year, nobody will even remember Krause.

 
 
 

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Post by Scott J. McFadd » Fri, 13 Apr 2001 22:37:10

This God Damn group makes rec.humor look lame.

Happy Easter everyone.

Thanks Goodness the flyboys and gals are almost home.
--
SJM

Quote:

>  In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
>outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
>H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!

>  And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a red
>white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
>Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!

>   We're in for a great match tonight!!  Whao Bob is not holding back at
>all....does he ever? What is that?
>   Looks like a 454 Causel!!  This looks bad for Krause!!

>  BOOM!!!!!!  
>                WOW!! Krause blocked the shot with a well worn dictionary
>given
>to his father from the Queen of England!!

>   WHACK!            Thats got to hurt!!! While Bob was holding his wrist
>bent
>over in pain, those Causels really kick, Krause has jumped on his back & is
>beating him on the head with what looks like an english primer " Adverbs,
>Nouns
>& Pronouns"

>  It looks like Krause is going to carry the day!! Wait what is he doing? He
>has left Bob slumped over the ropes & is venting all his rage ON THE GUN !!
>He is beating it with a copy of "Revised American History". I don't think
>it'll
>do much those guns are pretty well put together. Got to give him an A for
>effort though!

>  Bob is back on his feet & has his breath back. Why dosn't he attack while
>Krause is all worked up on the gun? He is just standing there shaking his
>head.
>Is that a smile?

>   Who is that?  It's Mrs Krause MD.Looks like She is trying to get close
>enough to administer a sedative.
>  We will continue right after a word from our sponser.

 
 
 

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by Jesse San » Sat, 14 Apr 2001 01:15:32


Quote:
>  In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
>outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
>H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!

>  And on the other side of the ring with a much smaller head, wearing a red
>white and blue pair of coveralls " Buffalo
>Bob"...C..R..O..W..N..F..I..E..L..D!!!!

<snip>

Very, very nicely done.  Far better than the dreck on MTV.

Jesse

please remove bob from domain to reply

 
 
 

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Post by Jesse San » Sat, 14 Apr 2001 01:13:21

Quote:

>This is true, however, the post stands on its own merit.  Names change,
>b***s stay the same.
>Or put it another way, same sh*t, different day.

>I vote: Yea

Without knowledge of Harry, someone jumping on the gun, etc. just
sounds silly.  It's too contextual for an outsider to find funny
without a good deal of background knowledge about this year's threads.
I have no opinion as to whether that should disqualify it for the Best
Of page.

Jesse

please remove bob from domain to reply

 
 
 

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Post by Shootndi » Sat, 14 Apr 2001 05:15:29

Quote:
>Subject: Celebrity death match OT don't look

>Date: 4/11/01 7:47 PM Central Daylight Time
> In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
>outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
>H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!  <snip>

LOL, this is great!  What a wonderful bit of humor.

Me thinks that Krause better have many many well worn dictionaries to block a
shot from a .454 Casull < G>.

Eric

 
 
 

Celebrity death match OT don't look

Post by hkra.. » Sat, 14 Apr 2001 05:27:03

Quote:

> >Subject: Celebrity death match OT don't look

> >Date: 4/11/01 7:47 PM Central Daylight Time

> > In this corner weighing in at quite a bit, wearing some really expensive
> >outfit that looks like something from Elvis's Viva Viagra tour is
> >H......K..R..A..U..S..E..." The Obtuse Warrior"!!!  <snip>

> LOL, this is great!  What a wonderful bit of humor.

> Me thinks that Krause better have many many well worn dictionaries to block a
> shot from a .454 Casull < G>.

> Eric

The bigger the handgun, the smaller the ***. Well-known scientific fact.
Need a microscope?

--
Harry Krause
------------

I understand small business growth. I was one. -GW Bush