OT: Don't mess with a Navy Man

OT: Don't mess with a Navy Man

Post by Rick McMulle » Fri, 18 May 2001 01:39:54


A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the
following
exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

    Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I
got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

    Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

    Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

    Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed
the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

    Navy Chief: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the  tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

    Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box  so I can see if there's a
gun
in it?

    Navy Chief:  Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
body in it.

    Navy Chief: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,
and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Navy Chief: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. said that I was speeding,
too.
--
Rick M

http://members.kingston.net/fotorick

 
 
 

OT: Don't mess with a Navy Man

Post by Pmcduff » Fri, 18 May 2001 16:47:40

<snippage>

LOL....

That was great and deserves a Coke alert

Don't ya just love them Chiefs?

Pat

--
I Call you My Friend, because You are My Friend.

 
 
 

OT: Don't mess with a Navy Man

Post by Pedro Calad » Fri, 18 May 2001 22:37:18

Very good one!!

Dive Safely,
PC


Quote:
> A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the
> following
> exchange:

> Officer: May I see your driver's license?

>     Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I
> got my 5th DUI.

> Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

>     Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.

> Officer: The car is stolen?

>     Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
> owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

> Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

>     Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed
> the
> woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

> Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

>     Navy Chief: Yes, sir.

> Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
> quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
> handle the  tense situation:

> Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

>     Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is.

> It was valid.

> Captain: Whose car is this?

>     Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

> The driver owned the car.

> Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box  so I can see if there's a
> gun
> in it?

>     Navy Chief:  Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

> Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

> Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
> body in it.

>     Navy Chief: No problem.

> Trunk is opened; no body.

> Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
> him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,
> and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

>     Navy Chief: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. said that I was speeding,
> too.
> --
> Rick M

> http://members.kingston.net/fotorick