Whats the least popular detergent in Brisbane?
Tide!
Arent the big buildings in Brisbane without power?
No, theres plenty of current running through the them!
What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of
drowning tourists?
"WAVE!"
New name for Brisbane: Phuked!
This week is Brisbane hygiene week. Thousands will be washing up on
the streets!
Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped sending any
dishwashers to Queensland? Apparently queenslanders have started
washing up on local beaches!
Why is so many sharks stricken with diarrhea?
They've been eating queenslanders all week!!
LOL! :-)))
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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
sticking it to ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008