Elsinore advice

Elsinore advice

Post by bigji » Sat, 10 Apr 2004 14:36:59


"...dropping their beer I'm gonna have to have your ass whipped!

Send 'em on. Theres nothing I like better than a good fistfight."

Snuffy's concept of an "ass ***" is having the "Lil Sailor" dress up in
thigh high boots and a leather mask, then working your ***over with a
riding crop.

 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by Mr. tricky m » Sat, 10 Apr 2004 12:12:30

Quote:
>"...dropping their beer I'm gonna have to >have your ass whipped!"
>Send 'em on. Theres nothing I like better >than a good fistfight."
>Biggyjim
>Snuffy's concept of an "ass ***" is >having the "Lil Sailor" dress up in
>thigh high boots and a leather mask, then working your ***over with a
>riding crop.

nah did you fergit I had been a HyQuan CoVan, one of the shadows behind the
indigs? My idea of an ass *** is to send someone else to do it. <bfg>

 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by JimB » Sat, 10 Apr 2004 12:26:46

Quote:
>Subject: Re: Elsinore advice/a grumpy old man speaks

> Sunday at 1AM, a friend of my son
>(30) decided that I needed my ass kicked, so he started, I kicked his legs
>out,
>not trying to hurt him,
>got my lats and chest bruised up a little and decided
>to put him to sleep.

Still made ya feel good didnt it Chuckles?

Jim D-10154

Man small... why fall ? Skies call... thats all.

 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by JimB » Sat, 10 Apr 2004 12:44:42

Quote:
>Subject: Re: Elsinore advice/a grumpy old man speaks

>Date: 4/8/2004 8:35 PM Pacific
>Only because I didn't die of a heart attack............LOL........If it
>hadn't
>been for all of Spud Mans lectures on hand to hand, I would have died.

oh man....in that case its a good thing you didnt have a kabar.....all that
throat slashing instruction and all.

Jim D-10154

Man small... why fall ? Skies call... thats all.

 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by ynotsso » Sat, 10 Apr 2004 13:06:38

Quote:

>>> BLECH!!!! Cats piss!!

>> And cats across the planet are terribly offended. Hope you don't own a
>> cat, Peter....

> Nope, own a dog that eats cats. Does that qualify? ;-)

The neighbor looked over the back fence and saw little Johnny filling
dirt in a hole. Little Johhny was crying.

"What's the matter?" enquired the neighbor.

"My goldfish just died and I'm burying it," snuffled Johnny.

"That's a pretty big hole for a goldfish," remarked the neighbor.

"I know," said Johnny, "but it was inside your goddamn cat!"

--
use hotmail com for any email replies

-----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =-----
http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World!
-----==  Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =-----

 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by Jerry K » Sat, 10 Apr 2004 14:17:06


Quote:
>>Capt. hook)

>>"I got mine/*** you!"

>>hahahahaha...there it is.

>>Jim D-10154

>>"I got mine/*** you!"

>>hahahahaha...there it is.

>>Jim D-10154

>Ain't cha glad I finally learned how to spell
>***? btw, its ok to tell me to fuk off but if I
>ever catch your young ass saying *** you I got mine to another flailer or
>dropping their beer I'm gonna have to have your ass whipped!

Well hell - if saying it to another flailer is all it takes to call
the bluff then let's go!

~Yo, dingleberry - I got mine so *** you.~

(...and try not to drop the beverage on the keyboard----> again!)

...bsrp
...jlk

 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by Mr. tricky m » Sun, 11 Apr 2004 09:45:51

Quote:
>(JimBo)
>(chuck)
>>Only because I didn't die of a heart attack............LOL........If it
>>hadn't
>>been for all of Spud Mans lectures on hand to hand, I would have died.

>oh man....in that case its a good thing you didnt have a kabar.....all that
>throat slashing instruction and all.

>Jim D-10154

be Chumps luck, he'd end up in a cell with
a Jerry curled 350 pound black panther
named Tyrone X.  <eg>
 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by Mr. tricky m » Sun, 11 Apr 2004 13:23:01

Quote:
>>oh man....in that case its a good thing >>you didnt have a kabar.....all that
>>throat slashing instruction and all.

>>Jim D-10154

>>be Chumps luck, he'd end up in a cell >>with a Jerry curled 350 pound black
>>panther named Tyrone X.  <eg>

>Well Spud Man, all I can say is that you talk a good show, but you're light
>in the loafers. Why don't you pull up in >my yard and try your luck.

I can see yawl ain't on Social Security yet if you think I got the money to
drive all over the U.S. kicking chickenshit USPA
butts, yawl***on over to Polk County
the Kimbel Creek boys  take care of the light weights .., none of the bodies
ever reachs the big sandy cuz they don't float down this way ifin them two
cricks connect
atall its down in Hardin County..Dunno I nar go down that way cuz them White
Arians got training camps over that way, get much down past the Kiaser burn off
and ya kin't tell the Gods devine justice/minutemen (cityboys) from the DEA/FBI
agents (big cityboys), its a wonder more of them don't git snakebit, than do
fukking around out in the woods like that!. 0;-P

Quote:

>BTW
>    Tyrone X is the little sailor's >name....right!

I kin tell you ain't done no hard jail time
either....pause........y e t    0;->
 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by Mr. tricky m » Sun, 11 Apr 2004 20:27:47

Quote:
>I kin tell you ain't done no hard jail time
>>either....pause........y e t    0;->

>3 days, was that enough:)
>BTW, who knows what the future will >bring to any or all.......Happy Easter

the key word there was hard
and have a nice easter weekend
yourself wino  0;-*
 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by mart the kro » Mon, 12 Apr 2004 14:10:25

Hey not only do they allow drinking ***, they incourage it. (Right now
you can't buy beer anywhere because it is not kosher for the passover which
has some stupid laws about anything that contains yeast. But hell in the
last week over 5 million bottles of wine were sold in Israel (Population 6.5
million or so not including arabs who don't drink ***)

On the eve of passover we have a huge meal incorporated with prayer and
reading from a book called the "Hagadda" which tells of how the Israelites
got out of slavery in Egypt. During this meal (which by the way was what
Jesus was partaking of in the last supper)
we are required to each drink 4 glasses of wine.

I beleive in tripling that just to be sure we don't offend anyone.

--
Mart the Krow

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention
of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,
totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...
"WOW! What a ride!"


Quote:
> >Peter shouldn't you be drinking Fosters >"making love in a canoe" beer?

> >--
> >Mart the Krow

> Fosters is the typical Ozzie piss, the only good thing about it is it
comes in
> a wopping ass can...Them Hasidic Rabbi's allow yawl to drink beer over
there? I
> thought they were as bad as the American Baptists. Theirs a most
wonderfull
> turbine DZ up above Dallas close to the Oklahoma bible belt right in the
middle
> of a county where you cain't buy beer. Gol damnedist thing I ever seen.
Perfect
> DZ no beer unless you cart your own in from across the County line...So
I'm at
> a beer store with another Waller Skydiver and he sez "SHIT!!! This beer
won't
> fit in the trunk with our rigs .. Your gonna have to get rid of your spare
rig
> or were gonna have to leave something behind. I ain't had a spare tire
since
> then cuz my countys the same.
> ~America~  a strange place <g>

 
 
 

Elsinore advice

Post by Capt. ho » Mon, 12 Apr 2004 20:38:49

Quote:
>Hey not only do they allow drinking ***, they incourage it.
>last week over 5 million bottles of wine >were sold in Israel (Population 6.5
>million or so not including arabs who >don't drink ***)

using it for snakebite perhaps?