DUMB ASS CANOPY NAMES!

DUMB ASS CANOPY NAMES!

Post by Fred Grees » Sun, 28 Mar 1999 04:00:00


-Does ZORO jump a Sabre or a Stiletto?
-What happens if lightning strikes your Lightning?
-Does Prince Charles jump a Monarch?
-How high can your Cricket jump?
-Maverick, Fury, Startrac...old TV shows?
-Does your Bat have Wings?
-Does your Falcon eat rats and squirrels?
-If Alpha is the beginning, is Omega the end?
-Has skydiving been added to the Triathalon?
-Is your Raven really a black?
-Does your Tempo stay in tune?
-Does your Diablo have a green card?
-If your EXtreme ***s a Velocity, do you get a Minute Man Missile?
-Will your Viper bite your ass?
-What are you going to feed your Raptor?
-Can you swim faster than your Manta?
-How high is the WAVE that your HEAT rides?

?????FRED&CINDY GREESON&THE TREE PEOPLE????

 
 
 

DUMB ASS CANOPY NAMES!

Post by Felip » Sun, 28 Mar 1999 04:00:00

Is Peter Pan still chasing his Spectre?
Quote:
>-Does ZORO jump a Sabre or a Stiletto?
>-What happens if lightning strikes your Lightning?
>-Does Prince Charles jump a Monarch?
>-How high can your Cricket jump?
>-Maverick, Fury, Startrac...old TV shows?
>-Does your Bat have Wings?
>-Does your Falcon eat rats and squirrels?
>-If Alpha is the beginning, is Omega the end?
>-Has skydiving been added to the Triathalon?
>-Is your Raven really a black?
>-Does your Tempo stay in tune?
>-Does your Diablo have a green card?
>-If your EXtreme ***s a Velocity, do you get a Minute Man Missile?
>-Will your Viper bite your ass?
>-What are you going to feed your Raptor?
>-Can you swim faster than your Manta?
>-How high is the WAVE that your HEAT rides?

>?????FRED&CINDY GREESON&THE TREE PEOPLE????


 
 
 

DUMB ASS CANOPY NAMES!

Post by General Stark is » Sun, 28 Mar 1999 04:00:00

Felipe came out of hiding to expound:

Quote:
> Is Peter Pan still chasing his Spectre?

No, he's full of sound and FURY, signifying nothing.
:)

Marty

 
 
 

DUMB ASS CANOPY NAMES!

Post by DShea950 » Mon, 29 Mar 1999 04:00:00

Is there a SPECTRE of communism haunting the russian skydiving team?
 
 
 

DUMB ASS CANOPY NAMES!

Post by Chris Jone » Fri, 02 Apr 1999 04:00:00

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> -Does Prince Charles jump a Monarch?

I led a display into Highgrove a while back and met HRH afterwards and we
talked about his eight jumps, on which subject he is extremely modest.  He
did them on military kit, of course, and he hasn't jumped since though he
used to come and watch us sometimes when we were jumping at Babdown which is
near his house.

The way things are going he will never be qualified to jump a Monarch.  How
about a canopy called a Clarissa?

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Post by DShea950 » Sat, 03 Apr 1999 04:00:00

Quote:
> Dr. Jane
>Goodall,

once again the topic of monkeys is brough to the rec.skydiving place.  someone
call matt groening