God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by Dr. Lizard » Sat, 29 Sep 2001 09:40:44


http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html
 
 
 

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by Winsor Naugler II » Sat, 29 Sep 2001 09:48:31


Quote:
> http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html

This whole issue of the Onion is a scream, not just the interview with God.

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

Blue skies,

Winsor

 
 
 

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by squirts_the_ejaculating_ground.. » Sat, 29 Sep 2001 12:02:55


Quote:


> > http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html

> This whole issue of the Onion is a scream, not just the interview with God.

> I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

Yeah, the specialized logo (just like the networks) was
especially good

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3734/attack_on_america.jpg

as was the detailed descriptions all throughout this
"article"

http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/hijackers_surprised.html

 
 
 

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by FBJ » Sat, 29 Sep 2001 13:09:06

Excellent :o)

peace please
FBJ

Quote:

> http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html

 
 
 

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by ynotsso » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 09:54:52


Quote:
> http://SportToday.org/

theonion.com has been on the cutting edge of humour for many years, and has
consistently shown a talent for finding the unexpected in some fairly
serious topics.

I remember one from some years ago addressing the growing problem of bad
grammar and spelling in *** suicide notes,
http://SportToday.org/

   tony

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God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by Dr. Lizard » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 10:29:57


Quote:


message

> > http://SportToday.org/

> theonion.com has been on the cutting edge of humour for many years, and
has
> consistently shown a talent for finding the unexpected in some fairly
> serious topics.

> I remember one from some years ago addressing the growing problem of bad
> grammar and spelling in *** suicide notes,
> http://SportToday.org/

>    tony

A classic!

Dr. L.

 
 
 

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by Cliff Helle » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 17:14:30

Quote:

> I remember one from some years ago addressing the growing problem of bad
> grammar and spelling in *** suicide notes,
> http://SportToday.org/

The first issue I saw had an article about New York City planning to
provide special "babies only" dumpsters.

--
"Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be
deemed offensive."
                  -Warning label on children's alphabet blocks

 
 
 

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by KyroD » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 21:34:32

VERY nice!

Blues

Doc

 
 
 

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Post by Skip Smit » Fri, 05 Oct 2001 05:23:06

Quote:


> > I remember one from some years ago addressing the growing problem of bad
> > grammar and spelling in *** suicide notes,
> > http://SportToday.org/

> The first issue I saw had an article about New York City planning to
> provide special "babies only" dumpsters.

The best one I've seen was "Chrysler recalls Neck-belts"  but they dont'
have that oen in the archives anymore...