Sport Today

Post your favorite winter/holiday horse or barn story and I'll most
my most recent favorite Thanksgiving stable tale - The game bird
bigger than Lenny. :)

K
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kcarroll at horse dash country dot com
agent provocateur and regular poster to rec.eq since early 90s
manure detector on; fads, gurus, cults, bullies are fair game

Well, I don't have a story yet. But we do have 18 outa towners showing
up for Thanksgiving plus a few days. I'm in charge of renting a
gorilla costume today because the kids want to play a joke on one of
the uncles. They wanted me to rent a Bigfoot costume, so when I spoke
to the costume-rental-lady on the phone and was told "no Bigfoot
costumes", I said "well do you have anything else that's big and
hairy?" Awkward silence, then I said "I mean, like that hairy guy on
Star Wars, or ???" Gawd.
Pm

"Phil McCrackin"

Do they then want you to go walking around out in the woods?
Does the uncle happen to keep an M40A3 in the back of his
pick-up?  ;-)

Ruth CM