Weekend Warriors Promo

Weekend Warriors Promo

Post by Nick Demol » Mon, 09 Nov 1998 04:00:00

[The camera fades into an empty wrestling ring...]

["Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses blares...]

[An announcer's deep bass voice pops up... it is the voice of Big***
McGee...]

BDM:  This week... on WEEKEND WARRIORS!!!!!!

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[A picture of Jeremy Locke's face screaming...]

MM:  HES GOT THE DEMISE ON NICK DEMOLA!!!!!!!

BDM:  SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[A picture of Jackson Howard Colorado slapping Jeremy Locke...]

MM:  HE JUST SLAPPED JEREMY LOCKE!!!!!!

BDM:  AND LOCKE DIDNT KILL HIM!!!!!!

MM:  WHY?!?!?!?!

Fade....

[A picture of ***Daddy in a wheelchair with a cane.]

MM:  ***DADDY CAME TO THE MATCH?!?!?!?!?!

JHC:  Hes got more guts than brains.

BDM:  Hes just ASKING to get killed and Im asking that someone DOES
IT!!!!!!!

[A picture of Shadow Stalker powerbombing General Militia onto a guardrail.]

MM:  We might need E.M.T.s for GENERAL MILITIA!!!!!!

[A picture of ***Daddy helpless on the ground...]

MM:  Thomas Hunter and Juan Vasquez have just destroyed the stretcher and
have told the E.M.Ts to leave!

JHC:  WHAT?!?!?!?!

MM:  Thats right!  They were under orders from Nick Demola to do that!

[A picture of General Militia setting up his finisher, Stormin' Norman...]

MM:  Oh no NOT THIS!!!!!

JHC:  NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!

BDM:  DRIVE THROUGH HIM MILITIA!!!!!!!!!

Fade...

[Picture of Jeremy Locke bashing Mariafro over the head with a steel chair
repeatedly...]

MM:  Locke is REALLY dishing out the punishment!

BDM:  This match is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!

[Picture of twenty police officers charging to the ring...]

DEMOLA:  JEREMY LOCKE.. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR *** AND
BATTERY!!!!!!!!

Fade...

[Pictures of the Ku Klux Klan flash on the screen.]

[Stringy Southern music begins playing through the arena, gradually
getting louder and louder.  A voiceover speaks over the music.]

[VO]: WE ARE .. DEATH'S ANGELS.
        WE ARE THE RACE, THE POWER, THE BEING.
        WE ..
[The large videomonitor lights up with scenes of a cross burning.]
        ARE ..
[Videomonitor: a black slave being whipped.]
        THE KLAN
[Videomonitor: a shower room scene of Nazi concentration camp.  The images
speed up as the music does too.]
[VO]: BWA HA HA HA!!
[Videomonitor: scenes of KKK rallies and the marching of Mussolini's
private guard.]
        AND WE SAY, [bleeeep] THEM DIRTY, BLACK [bleeeep] MONKEYS!
[Videomonitor: Nazi troops walking by as Hitler makes a speech on a high
platform.]
        BECAUSE WE ARE SUPERIOR (TO THE *** BASTARDS)
[Videomonitor: a close-up of Hitler palpitating and shaking at a podium.]
        THEY TRY TO KEEP US DOWN ..
[Videomonitor: a riot between the Klan and the national guard breaking
out.]
        BUT IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM ... BURN THEM.

[Pictures of Ryder in a white robe with a pointy white hat come on the
screen.]

MM:  WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO HIM?!?!?!?!?

BDM:  GET THAT KNIFE OUT OF HIS HANDS!!!!!!!!

Fade...

[A picture of Mark Marleau's face entangled in a steel chair is shown...]

JHC:  I think hes going to PILLMANIZE MARLEAUS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

[A picture of Nytro, Smack, and Crack flash on the screen...]

MM:  NYTRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BDM:  YEAH!  XDT in the HOUSE!!!!!!!!

Fade...

[Picture of Nick Demola with a crobar, about to hit The Egomaniac...]

MM:  YES!!!!!!!

BDM:  NO!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeremy Locke comes up from behind and grabs Nicks wrist!!!!!]

MM:  JEREMY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOCKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[A picture of Nytro is shown...]

MM:  ITS NYTRO!!!!!!!!!  NYTRO IS BEATING ON DEMOLA!!!!!!!!!!

[A picture of Jeremy Locke pointing ominously at Dynamite is shown...]

MM:  NO!!!!!!!  It cant end like this!!!!!!!!

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BDM:  All this and more... on UUW Weekend Warriors tomorrow night.

[The song fades out.]