Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by ¤~???ü?u§~ » Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:17:58


Ashley Massaro, who's been the subject of a few Internet rumors in the
past week or so, posted a blog on her MySpace account tonight
dispelling the rumors. Here is her blog. Dont believe everything you
hear...lets clear some **** up, shall we... So, I guess everyones
taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA! The latest
questions Ive been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy
nums (which is a load of ***btw n I know for fact) down to rumors
about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none
of that **** is true...hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be
pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone
who thinks starting rumors about**** they know nothing about is their
job... Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions Ive been
getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill
you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or Ill take this cas and shove
so far up your...whoops just kidding...hahah got carried away I
suppose... Anyway, that oughta clear things up for now, nothin but
love for ya my punks!

Regarding Playboy sales figures, it's being reported on some websites
that Ashley had the lowest-selling magazine of all the WWE Divas to
pose for the publication (sales within one calendar year), at least
according to a person working in the advertising business who has
Playboy as one of their advertisers. The person said, "Chyna's
November 2000 cover is the biggest selling WWE diva issue of all time.
The lowest selling goes to Ashley Massaro for her cover last year,
though her year has just a few weeks left it is near impossible it
will match its closest rival."

Note from Ryan Clark: I stick to my word about her being sent home as
she was in 'bad shape' in catering. As I noted before, you can believe
who you want but she's under contract with WWE and would NEVER say
anything about being sent home if it were the case. It would
jeopardize her job so I can see where she is coming from with her
denial. I'll keep you posted.

 
 
 

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by the Bed » Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:34:06


Quote:
> Ashley Massaro, who's been the subject of a few Internet rumors in the
> past week or so, posted a blog on her MySpace account tonight
> dispelling the rumors. Here is her blog. Don't believe everything you
> hear...lets clear some **** up, shall we... So, I guess everyones
> taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA! The latest
> questions I've been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy
> nums (which is a load of ***btw n I know for fact) down to rumors
> about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none
> of that **** is true...hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be
> pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone
> who thinks starting rumors about**** they know nothing about is their
> job... Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions I've been
> getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill
> you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or I'll take this cas and shove
> so far up your...whoops just kidding...hahah got carried away I
> suppose... Anyway, that oughta clear things up

uh, no.

 
 
 

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by ¤~???ü?u§~ » Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:37:20

On Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:34:06 -0600, "the Bede"

Quote:



>> Ashley Massaro, who's been the subject of a few Internet rumors in the
>> past week or so, posted a blog on her MySpace account tonight
>> dispelling the rumors. Here is her blog. Don't believe everything you
>> hear...lets clear some **** up, shall we... So, I guess everyones
>> taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA! The latest
>> questions I've been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy
>> nums (which is a load of ***btw n I know for fact) down to rumors
>> about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none
>> of that **** is true...hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be
>> pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone
>> who thinks starting rumors about**** they know nothing about is their
>> job... Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions I've been
>> getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill
>> you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or I'll take this cas and shove
>> so far up your...whoops just kidding...hahah got carried away I
>> suppose... Anyway, that oughta clear things up

>uh, no.

I read her post and couldn't stop lmao at her stupidity

 
 
 

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by CrossfaceWall » Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:42:01


Quote:
> On Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:34:06 -0600, "the Bede"



> >> Ashley Massaro, who's been the subject of a few Internet rumors in the
> >> past week or so, posted a blog on her MySpace account tonight
> >> dispelling the rumors. Here is her blog. Don't believe everything you
> >> hear...lets clear some **** up, shall we... So, I guess everyones
> >> taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA! The latest
> >> questions I've been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy
> >> nums (which is a load of ***btw n I know for fact) down to rumors
> >> about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none
> >> of that **** is true...hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be
> >> pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone
> >> who thinks starting rumors about**** they know nothing about is their
> >> job... Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions I've been
> >> getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill
> >> you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or I'll take this cas and shove
> >> so far up your...whoops just kidding...hahah got carried away I
> >> suppose... Anyway, that oughta clear things up

> >uh, no.

> I read her post and couldn't stop lmao at her stupidity- Hide quoted text -

> - Show quoted text -

Boy, I bet the WEEEEEEE is so glad they wasted a spot for her in both
Playboy and Survivor.
 
 
 

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by big e lew » Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:48:29

I don't know what happened to her... When she won the Diva Search, she
looked OK, but since then her face has gone all Olsen twins on her......
Big  E
 
 
 

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by Michae » Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:29:12

Quote:

> Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE!

Are we sure that this wasn't really written by Jimmy JJ Walker?

Michael

 
 
 

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by Michae » Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:30:04

Quote:

> I don't know what happened to her... When she won the Diva Search, she
> looked OK, but since then her face has gone all Olsen twins on her......
> Big  E

Plastic surgery (IIRC).  Lip piercings that were a bad idea from the get-go.

Michael

 
 
 

Major Update On Ashley's Massaro's WWE Status Inside

Post by Eminenc » Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:14:16

On Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:42:01 -0700 (PDT), CrossfaceWalls

Quote:


>> On Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:34:06 -0600, "the Bede"



>> >> Ashley Massaro, who's been the subject of a few Internet rumors in the
>> >> past week or so, posted a blog on her MySpace account tonight
>> >> dispelling the rumors. Here is her blog. Don't believe everything you
>> >> hear...lets clear some **** up, shall we... So, I guess everyones
>> >> taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA! The latest
>> >> questions I've been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy
>> >> nums (which is a load of ***btw n I know for fact) down to rumors
>> >> about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none
>> >> of that **** is true...hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be
>> >> pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone
>> >> who thinks starting rumors about**** they know nothing about is their
>> >> job... Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions I've been
>> >> getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill
>> >> you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or I'll take this cas and shove
>> >> so far up your...whoops just kidding...hahah got carried away I
>> >> suppose... Anyway, that oughta clear things up

>> >uh, no.

>> I read her post and couldn't stop lmao at her stupidity- Hide quoted text -

>> - Show quoted text -

>Boy, I bet the WEEEEEEE is so glad they wasted a spot for her in both
>Playboy and Survivor.

Don't ya mark hard for celebrity's that rite like they gots a
third-grade edjumakashun? Does that pass for keepin it real on teh
internets?

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