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>> > Out of those, Superfly Snuka, 'cause he was an innovator. Stan "The
>> > Man" Stasiak was good, too, but all he had was a lariat. As for
>> > "Stunning" Steve Austin, he didn't reach his peak yet. Snuka all
> the
>> > way.

> I saw Stan 'The Man' Stasiak vs. Dusty Rhodes at the Westchester County
> Center in '77 or so.  The one thing I remember was that there was this
> kid sitting next to me, who was razzing Stasiak something awful.  Now,
> back THEN I didn't know it was 'staged', and this kid shouted out,
> "STASIAK'S A BIG FAT BUM!!!".  I mean, EVERYBODY heard him, INCLUDING
> Stasiak, who turned & looked in my direction with a wide, eyed,
> astonished, jaw-dropping look, as everyone went, "OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!".
> I thought Stasiak (thinking it was ME that said it), was going to come
> down and beat the sh-t out of me.

> (Incidentally, the match was a draw.)

> --HIS HOLY EMINENCE, POPE TARDSMACK I
> "Vini, Vidi, Vici, E Pluribus Unum, Magister mundi sum!"

> "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
> drawbacks it is a fine country.
> France has usually been governed by ***s."
>                                              ---Mark Twain

> "I  just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
>                                             ---- Hannibal Lecter

> While speaking to the Hoover Institution today, Secretary Donald
> Rumsfeld was asked this question:

> "Could you tell us why to date at least the Administration doesn't
> favor
> direct talks with the North Korean government? After all, we're talking
> with the French."

> The Secretary smiled and replied: "I'm not going there!"

> "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
> behind me."
>                                     --- General George S. Patton

> "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
> accordion."

>                                       --Norman Schwartzkopf

> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

>                                         ---- Marge Simpson

> As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
>                                  ---Jacques Chirac, President of
> France

> "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
>                                         ---Rush Limbaugh,

> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
> sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

>                                          --- Regis Philbin

> There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
> together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the
> train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
> were
> no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was
> a
> kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came
> out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting
> as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his
> face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The
> English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and
> slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella
> must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got
> slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The
> next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing
> noise and slap that French bastard again.'

> "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
> better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
> outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
> stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey
>                                           I don't know." P.J O'Rourke

> Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

> An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French....
> Raise both hands if you are French.

> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
> 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
> the
> face for it."

>                               ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from
> Arizona

> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
> hates America, he loves ***es and wears a beret. He is French,
> people."

>                                          --Conan O'Brien

> "I don't know  why people are surprised that France won't help us get
> Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
> out of France!"
>                                            ---Jay Leno

> The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
> Paris under a German flag."

>                                         --David Letterman

> "My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one
> that
> says 'First Iraq, then France'."
>   -Tom Brokaw

> "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
> from
> Iraq.  Well Duh!  They didn't even help us remove Hitler from
> France."

> -Jay Leno

> "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
> is
> a threat.  Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came
> rolling
> thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
>  -Dave Letterman

> "France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals.  France is
> miserable
> because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
> because
> they live in France."  -Mark Twain

> "Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
> Canada."
> -Ted Nugent

> War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.

> The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can
> count
> on the French to be there when they need us."

>  Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
> So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

> Sunny Sytch
> Scott Simpson
> Steve Simpson
> Stunning Steve
> Superstar Steve
> Scary Sherri
> Salvatore Sincere
> Sgt. Slaughter
> Superfly Snuka
> Stan Stasiak
> Sean Stasiak
> Scott Steiner
> Sycho Sid
> Sharmell Sullivan
> Sonny Siaki
> Saba Simba

> > no nazi jokes either......

> > Sunny Sytch
> > Scott Simpson
> > Steve Simpson
> > Stunning Steve
> > Superstar Steve
> > Scary Sherri
> > Salvatore Sincere
> > Sgt. Slaughter
> > Superfly Snuka
> > Stan Stasiak
> > Sean Stasiak
> > Scott Steiner
> > Sycho Sid
> > Sharmell Sullivan
> > Sonny Siaki
> > Saba Simba

> B. Brian Blair