Thanks for quoting me in such an awesome yet nonstellar way.
>> > Out of those, Superfly Snuka, 'cause he was an innovator. Stan "The
>> > Man" Stasiak was good, too, but all he had was a lariat. As for
>> > "Stunning" Steve Austin, he didn't reach his peak yet. Snuka all
>> > way.
> I saw Stan 'The Man' Stasiak vs. Dusty Rhodes at the Westchester County
> Center in '77 or so. The one thing I remember was that there was this
> kid sitting next to me, who was razzing Stasiak something awful. Now,
> back THEN I didn't know it was 'staged', and this kid shouted out,
> "STASIAK'S A BIG FAT BUM!!!". I mean, EVERYBODY heard him, INCLUDING
> Stasiak, who turned & looked in my direction with a wide, eyed,
> astonished, jaw-dropping look, as everyone went, "OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!".
> I thought Stasiak (thinking it was ME that said it), was going to come
> down and beat the sh-t out of me.
> (Incidentally, the match was a draw.)
> --HIS HOLY EMINENCE, POPE TARDSMACK I
> "Vini, Vidi, Vici, E Pluribus Unum, Magister mundi sum!"
> "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
> drawbacks it is a fine country.
> France has usually been governed by ***s."
> ---Mark Twain
> "I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
> ---- Hannibal Lecter
> While speaking to the Hoover Institution today, Secretary Donald
> Rumsfeld was asked this question:
> "Could you tell us why to date at least the Administration doesn't
> direct talks with the North Korean government? After all, we're talking
> with the French."
> The Secretary smiled and replied: "I'm not going there!"
> "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
> behind me."
> --- General George S. Patton
> "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
> --Norman Schwartzkopf
> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
> ---- Marge Simpson
> As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
> ---Jacques Chirac, President of
> "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
> ---Rush Limbaugh,
> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
> sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
> --- Regis Philbin
> There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
> together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the
> train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
> no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was
> kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came
> out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting
> as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his
> face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The
> English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and
> slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella
> must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got
> slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The
> next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing
> noise and slap that French bastard again.'
> "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
> better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
> outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
> stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey
> I don't know." P.J O'Rourke
> Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
> An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French....
> Raise both hands if you are French.
> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
> 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
> face for it."
> ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
> hates America, he loves ***es and wears a beret. He is French,
> --Conan O'Brien
> "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
> Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
> out of France!"
> ---Jay Leno
> The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
> Paris under a German flag."
> --David Letterman
> "My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one
> says 'First Iraq, then France'."
> -Tom Brokaw
> "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
> Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from
> -Jay Leno
> "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
> a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came
> thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
> -Dave Letterman
> "France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is
> because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
> they live in France." -Mark Twain
> "Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
> -Ted Nugent
> War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.
> The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can
> on the French to be there when they need us."
> Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
> So the Germans can march in the shade!!!