Who *is* Rusty Waters?
According to Dennis Hammes I exist:
"Rusty waters do exist.
Rusty waters are found in the bottoms of Dumpsters, where they
come in contact with the asses of derelicts.
Chemical reactions in rusty waters show signs of life such as
irritability, turning food into shit, and bacterial infestation, but
do not exhibit intelligence.
Side effects include nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea.
If you come in contact with rusty waters, seeing your doctor will
not help anything because you're probably a chuckles." - MID
Here's Alex "The Midget, Dink, Sister Rapist, Short Stuff, Perpetually
Unemployed Bigot" Cain's take on Rusty Waters:
"You're the f*cking f*ggot who is doing the post-editing, Rusty. Sad and
pathetic, all at once. Just cries out for attention. Too bad no one is
listening, you bank robbing, child raping, dog kicking, cat killing, pizza
delivering, lying fat f*ck." - MID
Gary Lee Burnore shows his anti-semitic side via Freudian slip:
"Sometimes people are ***s because they're
***s, not because they're Jewish." - MID
> > If Alex Cain, Chad Bryant and Emett Gulley got into a three-way fight
> > where each fighter was trying to beat up both other guys, which person
> > would win?
> Probably Alex Cain, because he's short enough to go for the ankles.