Goodbye Earl

Goodbye Earl

Post by Lord Hatre » Wed, 20 Jul 2005 23:54:47



Quote:

> Didn't have much to work on content-wise with this one (other than
> the song title).  Feel free to make it better and re-post it.

> Dawn Marie and Torrie were the best of friends
> All through their Power Plant days
> Both members of the Divas Club
> Both active in the HLA
> After ECW, Dawn Marie went out lookin'
> for a bright new world
> Torrie looked all around this ring
> and all she found was Earl

> Well it wasn't two weeks
> after she got trained that
> Torrie started takin' bumps
> She bought cheap knock-off merchandise from a ref
> That he sold next to the dumps
> Well she finally got the nerve to rat out the old ref
> She let Vince take it from there
> But Earl walked right through that gorilla position
> And put her in intensive care

> Right away Dawn Marie flew in from Atlanta
> On a red eye midnight flight
> She held Torrie's hand as they
> worked out a plan
> And it didn't take long to decided

> That Earl had to die
> Goodbye Earl
> Those black-eyed peas
> They tasted all right to me Earl
> Your count is weak
> Why don't you lay down
> and sleep Earl
> Say "hi" to Dave
> Wrapped up in that mat Earl

> The cops came to bring Earl in
> They searched the ring high and low
> Then they tipped their hats
> and said 'Thank You ladies
> if you hear from Bret let us know'

> Well the weeks went by and
> Spring Stampede turned to SummerSlam
> And SummerSlam faded into Fall Brawl
> And it turns out he was a missing ref
> who nobody missed at all

> So the girls hired Sting
> and they bought a ring
> Out by the county line
> They sell a powerslam
> and the Alabama jam
> And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause

> Earl had to die
> Goodbye Earl
> We need a break
> Let's go out to the lake, Earl
> You sucked as a ref
> And you screwed Bret, Earl
> Well is that all right
> Good Let's go for a ride
> Earl hey

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Goodbye Earl

Post by Lord Gow, rogue bull of the 333 » Thu, 21 Jul 2005 00:33:59


Quote:
> Didn't have much to work on content-wise with this one (other than
> the song title).  Feel free to make it better and re-post it.

> Dawn Marie and Torrie were the best of friends
> All through their Power Plant days
> Both members of the Divas Club
> Both active in the HLA
> After ECW, Dawn Marie went out lookin'
> for a bright new world
> Torrie looked all around this ring
> and all she found was Earl

> Well it wasn't two weeks
> after she got trained that
> Torrie started takin' bumps
> She bought cheap knock-off merchandise from a ref
> That he sold next to the dumps
> Well she finally got the nerve to rat out the old ref
> She let Vince take it from there
> But Earl walked right through that gorilla position
> And put her in intensive care

> Right away Dawn Marie flew in from Atlanta
> On a red eye midnight flight
> She held Torrie's hand as they
> worked out a plan
> And it didn't take long to decided

> That Earl had to die
> Goodbye Earl
> Those black-eyed peas
> They tasted all right to me Earl
> Your count is weak
> Why don't you lay down
> and sleep Earl
> Say "hi" to Dave
> Wrapped up in that mat Earl

> The cops came to bring Earl in
> They searched the ring high and low
> Then they tipped their hats
> and said 'Thank You ladies
> if you hear from Bret let us know'

> Well the weeks went by and
> Spring Stampede turned to SummerSlam
> And SummerSlam faded into Fall Brawl
> And it turns out he was a missing ref
> who nobody missed at all

> So the girls hired Sting
> and they bought a ring
> Out by the county line
> They sell a powerslam
> and the Alabama jam
> And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause

> Earl had to die
> Goodbye Earl
> We need a break
> Let's go out to the lake, Earl
> You sucked as a ref
> And you screwed Bret, Earl
> Well is that all right
> Good Let's go for a ride
> Earl hey

***** as is!

LG
--
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Goodbye Earl

Post by Noodles Jefferso » Thu, 21 Jul 2005 07:13:13



Quote:



> > Didn't have much to work on content-wise with this one (other than
> > the song title).  Feel free to make it better and re-post it.

> > Dawn Marie and Torrie were the best of friends
> > All through their Power Plant days
> > Both members of the Divas Club
> > Both active in the HLA
> > After ECW, Dawn Marie went out lookin'
> > for a bright new world
> > Torrie looked all around this ring
> > and all she found was Earl

> > Well it wasn't two weeks
> > after she got trained that
> > Torrie started takin' bumps
> > She bought cheap knock-off merchandise from a ref
> > That he sold next to the dumps
> > Well she finally got the nerve to rat out the old ref
> > She let Vince take it from there
> > But Earl walked right through that gorilla position
> > And put her in intensive care

> > Right away Dawn Marie flew in from Atlanta
> > On a red eye midnight flight
> > She held Torrie's hand as they
> > worked out a plan
> > And it didn't take long to decided

> > That Earl had to die
> > Goodbye Earl
> > Those black-eyed peas
> > They tasted all right to me Earl
> > Your count is weak
> > Why don't you lay down
> > and sleep Earl
> > Say "hi" to Dave
> > Wrapped up in that mat Earl

> > The cops came to bring Earl in
> > They searched the ring high and low
> > Then they tipped their hats
> > and said 'Thank You ladies
> > if you hear from Bret let us know'

> > Well the weeks went by and
> > Spring Stampede turned to SummerSlam
> > And SummerSlam faded into Fall Brawl
> > And it turns out he was a missing ref
> > who nobody missed at all

> > So the girls hired Sting
> > and they bought a ring
> > Out by the county line
> > They sell a powerslam
> > and the Alabama jam
> > And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause

> > Earl had to die
> > Goodbye Earl
> > We need a break
> > Let's go out to the lake, Earl
> > You sucked as a ref
> > And you screwed Bret, Earl
> > Well is that all right
> > Good Let's go for a ride
> > Earl hey

> ***** as is!

> LG

IAWTP

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are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
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Goodbye Earl

Post by Killfile victim #84723 » Thu, 21 Jul 2005 22:27:02

Quote:

> Didn't have much to work on content-wise with this one (other than
> the song title).  Feel free to make it better and re-post it.

> Dawn Marie and Torrie were the best of friends
> All through their Power Plant days
> Both members of the Divas Club
> Both active in the HLA
> After ECW, Dawn Marie went out lookin'
> for a bright new world
> Torrie looked all around this ring
> and all she found was Earl

> Well it wasn't two weeks
> after she got trained that
> Torrie started takin' bumps
> She bought cheap knock-off merchandise from a ref
> That he sold next to the dumps
> Well she finally got the nerve to rat out the old ref
> She let Vince take it from there
> But Earl walked right through that gorilla position
> And put her in intensive care

> Right away Dawn Marie flew in from Atlanta
> On a red eye midnight flight
> She held Torrie's hand as they
> worked out a plan
> And it didn't take long to decided

> That Earl had to die
> Goodbye Earl
> Those black-eyed peas
> They tasted all right to me Earl
> Your count is weak
> Why don't you lay down
> and sleep Earl
> Say "hi" to Dave
> Wrapped up in that mat Earl

> The cops came to bring Earl in
> They searched the ring high and low
> Then they tipped their hats
> and said 'Thank You ladies
> if you hear from Bret let us know'

> Well the weeks went by and
> Spring Stampede turned to SummerSlam
> And SummerSlam faded into Fall Brawl
> And it turns out he was a missing ref
> who nobody missed at all

> So the girls hired Sting
> and they bought a ring
> Out by the county line
> They sell a powerslam
> and the Alabama jam
> And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause

> Earl had to die
> Goodbye Earl
> We need a break
> Let's go out to the lake, Earl
> You sucked as a ref
> And you screwed Bret, Earl
> Well is that all right
> Good Let's go for a ride
> Earl hey

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