Flashback Show VII (pre-HH3) pt. 4

Flashback Show VII (pre-HH3) pt. 4

Post by Jay Stee » Thu, 24 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Highlights from the first Colby Cup Tournament

continue....

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[SECOND ROUND]
["No Gimmicks Necessary" Al Robertson vs. Nevermind]

RS:  Despicable actions by Marcus Manson.  He should be fined and suspended
for his actions here tonight.

TS:  He did what he came here to do Robert.  He won.  He did what it took to
win.  Each and every man in the building tonight knew the risks involved.
Fields will live to see another day and if he has a problem with Manson's
actions, he'll find that Manson will give him a shot for payback.

RS:  You are disgusting too, Thomas.  Anyway, in our next match, we will see
Al Robertson take on Nevermind.

TS:  Both men looked shaky at times in the first round.  I have to give a
definite advantage to Nevermind though.  Al Robertson took a lot of punishment
on that left knee.  He was fortunate to even win.

RS:  Honestly, given what I have just seen, if I were Robertson, I would not
even wrestle again here tonight.  He could be seriously hurt if he does.

TS:  And this is why you are a broadcaster and not a wrestler, Robert.  16
guys came in here tonight with aspirations of winnin gthe Colby Cup.  There
are 7 guys left.  None of those guys are going to give up a shot at winning
this thing.

RS:  The prizes are great, but so is being able to walk tomorrow morning.  Al
Robertson will risk his whole career if he gets back into that ring here
tonight.  Bob is ready.  Let's go to him for introductions.

BOB ORTIZ:  Introducing first...

(Zero by Smashing Pumpkins blares over the PA.)

BOB ORTIZ:  From Philadelphia Pennsylvania... standing at 6'3 and weighing in
at 224 pounds... Al Robertson!!!!!!

(Robertson hobbles out from behind the curtain.  He is wearing blue tights
that stop at the knee.  His left knee is in a huge knee brace.  He wears a t-
shirt that says 'Moo Kame bows to me ONLY!')

TS:  Robertson comes out carrying two chairs.  Behind him are two men who
carry three tables to ringside.  The men set up those three tables and now
they are leaving.

RS:  I can't believe he's going through with this. He's got a microphone...

TS:  Nevermind, it's going to be all over for you here tonight.  Tonight, we
settle the score.  Tonight, the double-cross goes back to destroy you.  Your
stupidity in that tag match comes back and hits you right in the face.
Tonight, I show everyone in this stadium just why I am ***.  I will
destroy you Nevermind.  I don't care what the price is.  Tonight we go one on
one.  Tonight, I will be proclaimed "The Man who Moo Kame worships."  Tonight,
Nevermind, is your DOOM.

TS:  There you have it, Robertson wants a piece of Nevermind so bad that he is
willing to wrestle hurt just to get that shot.

RS:  I don't like this one bit.

BOB ORTIZ:  And his opponent...

(Smells Like *** Spirit blares over the PA.)

BOB ORTIZ:  Hailing from Seattle Washington... standing at 6'5 and weighing in
at 285 pounds... this is NEVERMIND!!!

(crowd boos as Nevermind steps out from behind the curtain.  Nevermind is
wearing black boots, torn jeans and an old ratty t-shirt.  His hair is now
died black on one side and blue on the other.)

TS:  Nevermind taking his sweet time gettng to the ring.  Just as Nevermind
gets into the ring area, Robertson slingshots himself over the top and down
onto him.

RS:  Robertson with a flurry of punches to the head of Nevermind.  Robertson
pounding away at him.  

TS:  Nevermind seems to be caught a little off gaurd.  Robertson just ramming
his head into the concrete.  Robertson now up on his feet and picking up
Nevermind and slamming him down on top of a table.

RS:  Great start by Robertson.  Now he is up on the apron and comes off with a
splash... Nevermind moves and Robertson hits the table.  Robertson goes
crashing trough that table.  

TS:  He's in trouble now.  It was too early for a move like that against
Nevermind.  Robertson is stuned and Nevermind grabs one of those chairs.

RS:  Robertson back to his feet but he is wiped out by a chair shot to the
face the second he turns around.  Nevermind now slamming that chair down
across the leg of the fallen Robertson.

TS:  Nevermind now examining the knee brace of Robertson.  Robertson holding
that left knee and trying to keep Nevermind away.  

RS:  Nevermind slams the chair down across the head of Robertson again.  This
is horrible.  Robertson should not have tried to continue.  Nevermind now
tearing the knee brace off of him.  

TS:  Nevermind with a chair shot to the exposed knee of Robertson.  Robertson
is writhing in pain.  There has got to be permanant damage done to that knee!

RS:  Nevermind now tearing the shirt off the back of Robertson.  Guess he
didn't care much for it.  

TS:  Actually, think he just wanted to use it as a weapon.  See, he is
wrapping around the neck of Robertson.  Nevermind *** the life out of
Robertson.

RS:  Oh no.  This is awful.  Nevermind now walking up the ring steps using the
shirt to drag Robertson behind him by his neck.  Somebody stop this.

TS:  Nevermind drags him into the center of the ring.  Nevermind just standing
over the fallen Robertson as the crowd boos him.  NEvermind seems totally
unfazed by their booing though.

RS:  Oh no.  He's not going to.  Oh no.  Stop the match.

TS:  Figure four leg lock on the way from Nevermind!!!  Robertson is out.
He's not even fighting it.  Nevermind leans back on it.  And the ref calls for
the bell.

RS:  Thank God.  The ref called for the bell.

*ding ding ding*

BO:  Your winner of the match... NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!

(Big boo from the crowd.)

RS:  Nevermind just releases the hold and walks to the back.  RObertson is yet
another wrestler that the med team is out here to help.  THey are immobilizing
that left leg.  

<<<

[The camera fades, and cuts back to Josh Taylor and Kevin Diamond at the NAZ
set.]

Josh Taylor- That last series of clips proves one thing....

Kevin Diamond- It's a good thing we rescued those guys from a life of pool
halls and $2.00 production budgets?

Josh Taylor- NO!!

Kevin Diamond- The IWC wouldn't know the big time if the big time ran up to
them on the street and introduced itself?

Josh Taylor- NO!!

Kevin Diamond- Fine, I give up.

Josh Taylor- My point was that you could easily see the beginnings of
stardom in the participants of the first Colby Cup tournament. You saw the
beginnings of Marcus Manson's ruthless nature, and how it developed into the
***ic monster who wants to take out both Professor Payne and Ivan
Kolinski on the streets of Tokyo in just seven days.

Kevin Diamond- You also got to see The CandyMan lose for a change, and how
it developed into the EVEN BIGGER losing streak he has today....a streak
that will continue when he faces Prince Judife at HH3 in Tokyo.

Josh Taylor- But you also saw the fighting spirit that will certainly make
him a franchise player in the years to come. In addition, you also saw the
man who will not quit, "No Gimmicks Necessary" Al Robertson.

Kevin Diamond- And you also saw why he has to call himself "No Gimmicks
Necessary." Did you see how many angles he tried to ripoff during his match
with Rick Wright? God knows what he's going to pull when he's in a battle
royal with 14 of the greatest cruiserweights in wrestling today, with the
E.C.G.P.I. trophy on the line.

Josh Taylor- The two eventual finalists of the tournament, current Organized
Chaos teammates Johnny Glamour and Nevermind, had their future star power on
display that night. Nevermind's obvious lack of remorse led him to the
finals, and then to the UEW American championship on arrival in UEW.
Glamour's ability to battle back from injury allowed him to advance to the
tournament finals, and then recently in UEW to capture the Television
championship.

Kevin Diamond- Glamour better have that talent in fine form when he defends
his title in the Choose Your Poison match at HOLIDAY HORROR against "The
Handler" Liam Rogan, Mannifred "Shimmer Glitz" Lester, and "Armitage" Steve
Spector. And as for Nevermind, I don't even think he cares that he'll be
defending against former Ultimate champion and "Mr. Undefeated Streak"
himself, "No Worries" Rob Magnum.

Josh Taylor- Participating in matches like those are the price of stardom,
and stardom is what this year's batch of Colby Cup athletes were fighting
for. There's no doubt in anyone's mind that men like Alexander Patrick, "The
Machine" Chris K, Prince Judife, "Reckless" Jack Berg, Doomsday, Bryan
Sullivan, J.D. Carter, and Nicolas Christian are indeed the stars of the
future.

Kevin Diamond- None brighter than "The Puppet Master" Nicolas Christian,
although that big Mediterranean meathead "The Machine" Chris K doesn't seem
to agree.

Josh Taylor- Chris K feels that he was cheated out of the tournament by
Christian. Understandably, he was very angry over what happened in their
second round match, and reportedly, he is still fuming.

Kevin Diamond- He probably had a bad gyro or something. Chris, take some
Tums and you'll be fine.

Josh Taylor- So I assume that Nicolas Christian is your pick to walk home
with the Colby Cup trophy. My instincts tell me to go for "Devil's Advocate"
Bryan Sullivan, in light of his recent attitude change. However, you have to
take into consideration both J.D. Carter and Doomsday. Those Cinderella
stories could surprise you.

Kevin Diamond- Way to hedge, Taylor. Anyway, let's go on to some vintage
KEVIN DIAMOND COMMENTARY!!

Josh Taylor- That's right! I remember that you were in Rome, Italy for the
call of this one, while I was back in Chicago, Illinois for the opener of
the Pay Per View. It was so nice being on the other side of the planet from
you.

Kevin Diamond- You're just jealous because those of us in Italy that night
were given a series of treats the whole night. Not only did we get to see
the crowning of a new UEW Ultimate champion in Ivan Kolinski, new Ultimate
tag team champions in Marcus Manson and Johnathan Regnigh, but we also got
to see the complete destruction of six jabronies by the unbelievable trio of
"Ladykiller" Chris Tyler, Nevermind, and The Mercenary!

Josh Taylor- It wasn't six versus three. It was five on five!

Kevin Diamond- Tyler, Nevermind, and Merc destroyed the five guys on the
other team...plus one guy on their own team who kept blundering up....and
besides, who remembers that other guy.

Josh Taylor- Chris Tyler and The Mercenary were forced to be co-captains
against their will....due to the fact that Tyler was embroiled in a bitter
feud with Merc's then-employer Magnus Colby. Nevermind was a late addition
to the team, as he was substituted for Mark Cutter, who fell victim to the
Rookie Rule.

Kevin Diamond- Cutter obviously couldn't cut it....he couldn't get the
mandatory one win in three matches. So he was replaced with someone who
could cut it quite capably, the technically still-undefeated Nevermind.

Josh Taylor- Tyler and Merc were fighting, and Nevermind just didn't
care....but they had to team together to take on five of their arch-enemies,
among which included "The Bad Dog" Scott Haggarty.

Kevin Diamond- And four other guys whose names escape us for obvious
reasons. I think it's repression.

Josh Taylor- It's the match that made "Ladykiller" Chris Tyler a star, and
proved that he had the talent to one day be UEW Ultimate champion...a day
that might be one short week from now. So let's take you back to March of
this year, The Ides of March- Italy, for some ten man elimination action.

UEW FLASHBACK- THE IDES OF MARCH '98: ITALY -March 15, 1998

Mike Haynes:  This is going to be outstanding, let's get down to
RICK..."The Ring" Announcer!

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest
is a ten man elimination match.  Let's introduce our first team!
Firstly, weighing in at 257 pounds....from ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI..USA!!!!!
 He is.....DR.....SETH......KILLJOY!!!

("Back in Black" by AC/DC plays over the loudspeaker. The crowd gives a
good ovation for Killjoy.  He runs to the ring wearing torn blue jeans.
He shakes some hands.)

Kevin Diamond:  Not such a good ovation for that man.  I bet you his pay
check is being cut short as we speak.

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  And his teammate...weighing in at 210 pounds
and hailing from Mexico City, Mexico...he is THE SONIC KID!!!

("Outshined" by Soundgarden plays in the arena.  The Sonic Kid gets a
good ovation as well.  He runs to the ring wearing a mask with black
tights with a lightning bolt on them.  He doesn't shake any hands.)

Kevin Diamond: There he is Mike, the future of wrestling.....The Sonic
Kid!

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  And their teammate, weighing in at 247 pounds
and hailing from Norfolk, ***ia.....here is WILDSTAR!!

("Again" by Alice In Chains plays in the arena.  Wildstar gets a great
ovation.  The fans finally take to a participant in this match.  Wildstar
wears black and blue tights with yellow stars on the thighs.  He shakes
as many hands as he can on the way to the ring.)

Kevin Diamond:  Oh listen to this.  These Italians will cheer for anyone.
 The bum wouldn't get this kind of ovation in Queens!!

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  And their teammate...weighing in at 234
pounds, hailing from Barrie, Ontario, Canada...here is
CO-CAPTAIN......ERIC SMART!

(No music plays for the No-Gimmick Necessary Wrestler.  He wears a green
robe to the ring.  The fans give him a nice ovation, similar to an
ovation that Ken Shamrock would receive.  He shakes some hands.)

Mike Haynes:  That man made no jokes about it.  He left UEW the first
time around because they tried to market him. Since he's come back,
they've left him alone and look what he's become.  A superstar!

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  And their final teammate.  Weighing in at 251
pounds, from Crystal City, Texas....to be accompanied by the lovely LADY
RED...here is CO-CAPTAIN....."THE BAD DOG" SCOTT HAGGARTY!!!

("Wiser Time" by Black Crowes plays in the arena.  A man wearing black
trunks and cowboy boots struts to the ring with Lady Red to a stirring
crowd ovation.  The people are going nuts for "The Bad Dog".  Haggarty
and Lady Red shake some hands.)

Kevin Diamond:  Now, how can such a fine looking lady like that fall for
that Cowchip??

Mike Haynes:  Those cowboy boots could come over here and be shoved down
your throat if you don't watch it.  

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  And their opponents.   Introducing first,
weighing in at 250 pounds....from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.....here is
the ANGEL OF DEATH!

("Hells Bells" by AC/DC plays in the arena to a chorus of boos.  Italy
hates the AoD.  Fans start throwing things at him.  He is wearing long
black trunks and and a black mask. He also has a huge bulging brace on
his right knee.)

Mike Haynes:  The AoD barely got medical clearance to wrestle tonight.
His knee is far from 100%!

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  His teammate, weighing in at 274 pounds, from
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania..USA....here is the IRON SPIKE!!

("Ironman" by Black Sabbath plays in the arena as the boos continue.
Iron Spike comes out in red tights, not caring about the fans.  He is
pure concentration into the ring.)

Kevin Diamond:  I wouldn't want to meet that man in a back alley.

Mike Haynes:  Do you meet a lot of men in back alleys?

Kevin Diamond: Just watch it, Haynes.

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  And their teammate...weighing in at 285
pounds, from Seattle, Washington, USA....here is NEVERMIND!

("Smells Like *** Spirit" by Nirvana plays in the arena.  Some fans make
a diamond symbol with their hands to mock Nevermind.  He wears jeans and
a flannel to the ring.)

Kevin Diamond:  Well, what's his name?  Come on Rick, you can't quit your
job in the middle of the announcement.

Mike Haynes:  It's Nevermind!

Kevin Diamond:  How can I call his match without knowing his name?

Mike Haynes:  This bit is getting old quick.

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  Their teammate...weighing in at 231 pounds,
from Lansing, Michigan....here is CO-CAPTAIN....."LADYKILLER" CHRIS
TYLER!

(A slimy techno number reminiscent of a New Orleans call girl and a
back-alley pool hall plays in the arena.  Tyler comes out in a long red
sequined Flair-ish robe.  Tyler is being booed and papers are being
thrown at him from all over the arena.  Italy goes insane over Tyler.
Some girls though, like him.)

Kevin Diamond:  Ain't he great?

Mike Haynes:  So great, he just got a Pepsi in the face!

Kevin Diamond:  Wait a second, what does he have there?

Mike Haynes:  Oh, how original, he's brought one of those huge GENOA
SALAMI logs to the ring, and look how childish.  He's sticking it down
near his crotch.  I don't think our cameras can be showing this.

Kevin Diamond:  This is great.  Tyler putting that Salami over the
ringpost of his team's corner.  I wonder if he's gonna use it during the
match....for something other than turning the ladies on.

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  And lastly, their other captain, weighing in
at 235 pounds...here is THE MERCENARY!!!!

("Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits plays in the arena as a chorus of
boos drown the song out.  Merc comes to the ring wearing a black t-shirt
and trunks with a camouflage bandanna. )

Mike Haynes:  He's got that HALIBURTON BRIEFCASE with him.  He's places
it on the timekeeper's table.  You gotta know that he's gonna use that
later in the match!

Kevin Diamond:  The most controversial haliburton in the game.  Only Rick
Rude can swing it faster, and he's a crippled freak!

Mike Haynes:  There's the bell, we've got action!

(DING, DING, DING!!!)

Kevin Diamond:  All ten men in the ring, trying to settle who goes first
for their respective teams.  OH HELL WITH IT!!  WE'VE GOT A TEN MAN BRAWL
IN THE RING!!  Fists are flying.  MERC and HAGGARTY are going at it in
the corner.  MERC has HAGGARTY by the arm, and he whips him into the
other corner, where CHRIS TYLER hits him with a BODY SPLASH!!  WILDSTAR
and the SONIC KID are working over the Angel of Death!  SETH KILLJOY and
ERIC SMART are double teaming the IRON SPIKE!! This is absolute chaos.
The referee can't be expected to get control in this, but come on!!

Mike Haynes:  WILDSTAR clotheslines AoD right over the top rope and they
both fall to the floor!  I think AoD has hurt his injured knee, and
that's not good for this early in the match!  LOOK AT ERIC SMART!! He's
picking up the Iron Spike and he bodyslams him into the center of the
ring.  SETH KILLJOY off the top turnbuckle with a LEGDROP!!!  HE MISSED!!
THE IRON SPIKE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!   MORE UEW OFFICIALS are entering
the ring to try to control this!!!  THEY'RE TRYING TO RESTORE ORDER SO
THEY CAN RING THE BELL AND START THE MATCH FOR REAL!!!!

Kevin Diamond:  OH NO!! MERC and CHRIS TYLER just Irish whipped Scott
Haggarty into a UEW OFFICIAL!!  The referees are admonishing the
Tyler/Merc duo as Haggarty gets back to his feet.  OH NO!!  SCOTT
HAGGARTY has just picked up that weakling fourth OFFICIAL over his head!!
HAGGARTY TOSSES THE OFFICIAL ONTO TYLER AND MERC!!  TYLER, MERC, and the
OFFICIAL FALL OVER THE TOP ROPE ALL ONTO THE ALREADY INJURED AoD!!!

Mike Haynes:  Oh, there is going to be repercussions from the UEW Offices
over this one!  And the poor AoD has just been piled on.  Wildstar has
gotten into his corner, joining Killjoy, Sonic Kid and Eric Smart who
have been forced to get into their corner.  The officials are screaming
at Haggarty who is brushing them off.  Haggarty awaiting someone to get
in the ring with him.

Kevin Diamond:  Wait just a second, something's going on outside the
ring.  AoD can't get to his feet and TYLER and MERC are verbally berating
him!  AoD and TYLER are coming to blows!! TYLER KICKING AT HIS OWN
TEAMMATE!!!  MERC finally getting them off each other.  MERC rolls the
AoD into the waiting hands of HAGGARTY!  AoD facing the wrong way, he
wants to get his hands on TYLER!!  MY GOODNESS!!

Mike Haynes:  HAGGARTY from behind...BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX takes the
injured AoD down!!!  HAGGARTY applying a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!! MY GOD,
this could take the AoD out of this match already!  AoD is tapping out!!
AoD IS TAPPING OUT!! MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE that the AoD has been taken
out of this match up already! HIS KNEE CAN'T TAKE IT!!!

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  Ladies and Gentlemen, the Angel of Death has
been eliminated!

Kevin Diamond:  AoD won't leave the ring!  He's trying to get at Tyler!
Tyler to the top turnbuckle, and off with a flying clothesline HITS the
AoD!!!  AoD goes flying out of the ring!!  HAGGARTY from behind hits
TYLER with a dropkick!  Tyler bounces off into the ropes, comes back and
HAGGARTY with a HIGH BACK BODY DROP sending TYLER down to the mat!  

Mike Haynes:  AoD is now being helped back to the locker rooms. I think
he knows how serious his knee injury is. Back in the ring, HAGGARTY tags
out to Dr. Seth Killjoy.  Killjoy runs in and applies a quick armbar to
Tyler.  Tyler squirming in pain as Killjoy has that hold really cinched
in.  Tyler rakes at the face of Seth.  Seth has to break the hold, I
think his eye might be bleeding from that rake.  Tyler really raked the
face, and now Killjoy has been blinded by his own ***!  Tyler up to his
feet and off the ropes, TYLER with a huge dropkick to the face of Dr.
Seth Killjoy!  

Kevin Diamond:  Killjoy has been absolutely blinded by the Lady Killer.
TYLER LOCKS KILLJOY INTO THE HOMEWRECKER!  That amazing swinging neck
breaker has taken Killjoy to the mat!  WILDSTAR has entered the ring to
break up an apparent pin attempt.  WILDSTAR picks up Tyler into a
SUPLEX!!  Amazing move.  WAIT A SECOND!!  KILLJOY IS GETTING TO HIS FEET,
he still can't see! WILDSTAR ACCIDENTLY BUMPS INTO KILLJOY!!!  KILLJOY
PUNCHES WILDSTAR IN THE FACE!! NEVERMIND ENTERS THE RING AND NAILS
KILLJOY WITH THE SEATTLE SLAM!!!!

Mike Haynes:  These teams are FALLING APART!!  TYLER and the AOD clashed
egos, and now WILDSTAR and KILLJOY had an unfortunate misunderstanding!
Tyler just tagged out to IRON SPIKE!  Iron Spike picking up the hurt and
***y Doctor, and what's he doing!  SLINGSHOT POWERBOMB!!!!  THE DEATH
SPIKE!! TWO HIGH IMPACT MOVES have been given to his back.  SPIKE with
the cover..the count.....

1......

2....

3!!!!!     KILLJOY IS OUT OF THIS MATCH!

Rick "The Ring" Announcer:  Ladies and Gentlemen, Dr. Seth Killjoy has
been eliminated!

Kevin Diamond:  Two men eliminated, and both men need serious medical
attention.  Things are fixing to get good.  Look now, Eric Smart and
Wildstar are having words, as The SONIC KID gets into the ring to face
the Iron Spike!  Spike charges, but the Kid counters with an armdrag
takedown.  That Sonic Kid, though I can't stand him, is lightning quick.
They shouldn't let him wrestle, he should be fighting in the army for
Pete's sake.  He can get over those land mines quicker than those
Koreans!

Mike Haynes:  What an awful thing to say!  Spike charges once again and
the Kid counters with yet another armdrag takedown.  Spike is getting
awfully frustrated.  He just can't seem to get a hold on the super fast
Sonic Kid.  The Iron Spike finally gets up, and off the ropes, SONIC KID
BENDS DOWN FOR A BACK BODY DROP, but SPIKE stops himself and a kick to
the face of the Kid!  Iron Spike back off the ropes as the Kid gets back
to his feet, SPIKE with a LARIAT!  A devastating Lariat Clothesline!  

Kevin Diamond:  Why do we call all the fast guys Kid?  I mean, Yokozuna
was fast and yet his name was Yokozuna!

Mike Haynes:  What on Earth are you talking about?

Kevin Diamond:  Well, that fat Jap is faster than Hulk Hogan or Bret
Hart.

Mike Haynes:  What the hell does that have to do with this match?  Spike
picks up the Kid, into a PILEDRIVER!! My god, devastating piledriver
spiking the Kid right into the mat.  He's gonna feel that in the morning.
 Spike picking up the Sonic Kid once again and now what's he doing?
MICHINOKU DRIVER!  A devastating move by the Iron Spike.  He's going for
the cover....

1....

2....

NO!! ERIC SMART MAKES THE SAVE!!!  

Kevin Diamond:  The referee is trying to put Smart out of the ring, but
he refuses to get out.  Iron Spike brings the Kid into his corner and
he's being abused by the 4 men in that corner.  NEVERMIND with a HUGE
ELBOW to the head of the Sonic Kid.  MERC punches him right in the side
of the head!!!  CHRIS TYLER is *** the very life out of him!!!!  

Mike Haynes:  The referee finally turns his back and The Spike tags out
to Nevermind!  Nevermind to the top turnbuckle, and the Kid waiting there
dazed.  NEVERMIND OFF WITH A FLYING HURRICANRANA!!!!  The Kid falls
through the ropes to the outside of the ring.  NEVERMIND gets a running
start and PLANCHA through the second rope!!  DID YOU SEE THE KID'S HEAD!!
IT RAMMED RIGHT INTO THE STEEL GUARD RAIL!!  

Kevin Diamond:  Nevermind pounding away with rights and lefts across the
skull of the Sonic Kid.  Nevermind gloating to the ringside fans.  Look
at him, he's great.  Oh no, that fat lady in the front row is giving him
the bird.  NEVERMIND is going after a fan here.  OH MY GOD!!  THE SONIC
KID SHOVED HIM OVER THE BARRICADE!!!  Nevermind is in row B!!

Mike Haynes: The Sonic Kid slides back into the ring....he's really
dangerous in this type of situation. THE SONIC KID OFF THE ROPES.......

Kevin Diamond: OH MY LORD!!! AIR SONIC!!!

Mike Haynes:  THE SONIC KID WITH A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW PLANCHA INTO THE
SECOND ROW. HE CAUGHT NEVERMIND WITH ALL OF THAT!!! HE FLEW ABOUT 15 FEET
FROM THE RING!!! WITH A TWIST IN MID-AIR!!!

Kevin Diamond: Aagggh, I've done better.

Mike Haynes: I'm sure you have. The Sonic Kid rolls back into the ring
and tags in ERIC SMART!

Kevin Diamond: I swear...I've done better!!!

Mike Haynes:  Sure ya have. "LADYKILLER" CHRIS TYLER RUNS INTO THE RING!!
ERIC SMART PICKS HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD!!!  GORILLA PRESS BY ERIC SMART!!!!
HE'S DOING REPS WITH CHRIS TYLER!!!

Kevin Diamond: NOW ERIC SMART'S THE ICON OF WEIGHTLIFTING!!

Mike Haynes: FOUR......FIVE......SIX...... ERIC SMART HAS HIM WAY UP IN
THE AIR!!! HE WALKS OVER TO THE ROPES AND TOSSES CHRIS TYLER TO THE
FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!!!!  CHRIS TYLER JUST FELL INTO THE STEEL RAILING!!!

Kevin Diamond:  He was not the legal man!  NEVERMIND from behind with a
kneelift taking Eric Smart off his feet.  Eric Smart falls between the
ropes, and is half in the ring half out.  Nevermind drops all his weight
across the  back of Smart, *** him with the second rope!  Nevermind
off the ropes to do it again, SMART MOVES!! NEVERMIND'S FAMILY JEWELS
JUST MET THE ROPES!  He'll  be singing with the Venice Boys Choir
tonight!

Mike Haynes:  That's the Vienna Boys Choir.  ERIC SMART drags Nevermind
by the hair into the center of the ring.  SMART WITH A BELLY TO BELLY
SUPLEX taking Nevermind off his feet.  Smart grabs him by the legs, and
applies a BOSTON CRAB!!  Nevermind is a long ways from the ropes!  OH
WAIT A SECOND!!  The Merc jumped off the top turnbuckle and broke the
hold with an axehandle.

Kevin Diamond:  Eric Smart is back up to his feet, and he's challenging
the Merc to get in the ring!!!

Mike Haynes:  The Merc's just glaring at him....he's not moving an inch
either way.

Kevin Diamond:  Beautiful Greco-Roman ball shot on Eric Smart from behind
by Nevermind.

Mike Haynes: The Sonic Kid, Wildstar, and Scott Haggarty are demanding
that the referee disqualifies Nevermind for that illegal hit below the
belt.  

Kevin Diamond: Nevermind is back on his feet and grabs Eric Smart by the
tights. HE THREW HIM INTO HIS OWN CORNER!!! RIGHT INTO WILDSTAR!!!!

Mike Haynes: WILDSTAR WAS KNOCKED OFF THE APRON DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

Kevin Diamond: THE SONIC KID IS LIVID!!! HE THINKS ERIC SMART DID THAT ON
PURPOSE!!!

Mike Haynes: Eric Smart is trying to explain that it was an accident.

Kevin Diamond: Eric Smart turned his back to the Sonic Kid.......HE
TURNED AND NAILED THE SONIC KID!!!

Mike Haynes- That's the self-proclaimed ICON that we all know and love!!

Kevin Diamond: THE SONIC KID GOES TO NAIL ERIC SMART....SMART BLOCKED
IT!!!

Mike Haynes: THE SONIC KID SHOVED ERIC SMART!!! SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP BY
NEVERMIND...

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Rick "The Ring" Announcer: Eric Smart has been ELIMINATED!!!!

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