J.R Hollis flames the hell outta...Flame of the century!

J.R Hollis flames the hell outta...Flame of the century!

Post by Sir Ep » Wed, 17 Feb 1999 04:00:00


I'm sorry group, but I'm getting tired of some posters around here _still_.
You know me...I'm a Republican -- and an idealist =)

I dont usually flame people..but his time has come.


KANGAROO...BEFORE I START KILLING...JOIN THE KKK"

You want to start killing? The KKK -- pretty weak attempt at cheap heat
m'friend.

Let the carnage begin.

[J.R Hollis picks up a torch and a welder's mask.....motioning for the camera
to back up as he begins...]

Your mother is a ***.  Your father was likely her brother, but could
have been any of her cousins.  I'd have a second deliver a card on a
silver platter, but your kind generally wouldn't understand it, and
doesn't deserve much more than a dog-*** anyway.  You havn't got
a clue.  You couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue
musk and danced the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues
in clue mating season.  Your eyebrows meet in the middle, your
forehead slopes, your pet gerbil wants you dead.  Your mother would
dress you funny if she could afford clothes.  You're the primary
reason bigots hate your ethnic group.  You were obviously not
toilet-trained correctly, which explains the stains on the floor of
your cardboard box.  Your webbed feet go well with the pointy
forehead.  Your manners are hideous, your brain minute, and your body
odor could fell an ox.  You would fit in on a short bus to a
convention of Mormons.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour***out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then
killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you
smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame of your ignoble ***. May you ***on the queasy, convulsing
nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
*** and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you.  You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost
in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the m***equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and ***. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You ***y woofter sod. *** off, pillock.
You grotty ***ing oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce.
You***ered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead***up
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way
beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself
so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense
that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day
sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our
entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a
troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this
is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some
pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be
beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear
from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride
your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful.  I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among
a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success.  True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this
was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't
have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish
you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem
to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.
You are hypocritical, greedy, ***, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous,
bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist,
dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive,
controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird,
dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing,
arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

J.R Hollis

<---RSPWFM Assassin---->

 
 
 

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Post by BoLTzS » Wed, 17 Feb 1999 04:00:00

<mouth hangs open>

Joey
Handler of:
        Boltz (#185 1997 RSPWF, # 53 1998 RSPWF)
{LAW, IWF, MLW2}
*L.A.W. World Champion*
*MLW2 World Champion, and 1/2 Tag Champions*
*IWF *** and 1/2 Extreme Tag Champions*

 
 
 

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Post by OWF » Wed, 17 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Nice flame.

Unfortunately, however, it'll do no good. The GNW people are the masters of the
one-liners, and no matter what you say, how you say it, and where you say it,
you can't stop them...

Kind regards,

     ~  ``Immaculate" Daniel Rushing
        owner, Fantasy Wrestling Headquarters
        http://FWH.hypermart.net/

     ~  the preceding post would not have to be read
        on rec.sport.pro-wrestling.fantasy.moderated

 
 
 

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Post by Ltj53301 » Wed, 17 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Quote:

>I'm sorry group, but I'm getting tired of some posters around here _still_.
>You know me...I'm a Republican -- and an idealist =)

>I dont usually flame people..but his time has come.


>KANGAROO...BEFORE I START KILLING...JOIN THE KKK"

<large flame snipped>

Quote:

>J.R Hollis

><---RSPWFM Assassin---->

Damn, Jeff, you took the words right out of my mouth, man.

Nicely put, killer.

Angelo Sica
Handler of Aaron "Wildfire" Farner

 
 
 

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Post by JBokma » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

<biggest flame in the history of mankind snipped>

[Waiting for the famous one liner:  I DoN't gIvE a RAt;S aas WHAt yOuu ThiNK.]

-- J. Bokma

 
 
 

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Post by Duffma » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Quote:
> You are hypocritical, greedy, ***, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
> deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
> racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
> imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
> self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous,
> bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate,
> harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
> revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist,
> dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive,
> controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird,
> dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
> jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing,
> arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
> socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

...you forgot ulgy, lazy, and disrespectful!!

Name the Classic movie

Besides that, I give you a standing ovation Epic...

=======> The one, the only,  Duffman
James Van Steele can be seen in the ICW [6-3-2]
Eric Van Steele can be seen drinking in Mexico
[37-6-4]
AIM: BigBadDuff  ICQ: 10207350
JVS Offical Web Site is:
http://SportToday.org/
"Honey, Honey....oh Sugar, Sugar" - Homer Simpson
And free from the ***in the WWO

 
 
 

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Post by JaSeKiD » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

[Jaw drops]

--Jason

 
 
 

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Post by JaSeKiD » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Oops...  I guess I should read everyone else's posts before replying.  Sorry if
it seemed as if I was biting off of Joey..

--Jay

 
 
 

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Post by Alan Woodle » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

:::Whips tear away from eye:::

That was beautiful man.

_  __  _ _ _  _   _   _   _  _ _
\  /\  /  |   |  | \ /   /_\  |
.\/  \/  _|_  |_ |_/ \_ /   \ |
Alan W.
Handler of "Wildcat" Jim Lewis Jr. (G-Pro, MCW)
#170 on the RSPWF Top 200
 http://www.powerup.com.au/~awoodley/wildcat
Supporter of RSPWFM

++++++++++++++++Congratulations Steve Waugh +++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++NEW Australian Test Cricket Captain.++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++The King is dead. Long live the King.+++++++++++++

 
 
 

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Post by Ryan » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Quote:
>Besides that, I give you a standing ovation Epic...

Ovation?  This aint no *** house... is it?

:: Stands up and starts clapping. ::


"Your anger is a gift" -Zach De La Rocha (RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE)
"You bring me closer to God" -Trent Reznor (NINE INCH NAILS)
"You don't know the chances -- what if I should die?" -Jonathan Davis (KORN)

 
 
 

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Post by OWF » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Quote:
>Oops...  I guess I should read everyone else's posts before replying.  Sorry
>if
>it seemed as if I was biting off of Joey..

>--Jay

Should I call you Jay or Jason?

:)

Kind regards,

     ~  ``Immaculate" Daniel Rushing
        owner, Fantasy Wrestling Headquarters
        http://FWH.hypermart.net/

     ~  the preceding post would not have to be read
        on rec.sport.pro-wrestling.fantasy.moderated

 
 
 

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Post by ATF D » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Yes, I read the whole thing.  Damn J.R.  How long did it take you to write all
of that?  It took me close to half an hour to read it all.  Truly a great
flame.  I mean, I'm just the flame God of RSPWF, so it shouldn't matter what I
say anyway.  :-)
Take a look at the sig J.R.

Quote:
>I'm sorry group, but I'm getting tired of some posters around here _still_.
>You know me...I'm a Republican -- and an idealist =)

>I dont usually flame people..but his time has come.


>KANGAROO...BEFORE I START KILLING...JOIN THE KKK"

>You want to start killing? The KKK -- pretty weak attempt at cheap heat
>m'friend.

>Let the carnage begin.

>[J.R Hollis picks up a torch and a welder's mask.....motioning for the camera
>to back up as he begins...]

>Your mother is a ***.  Your father was likely her brother, but could
>have been any of her cousins.  I'd have a second deliver a card on a
>silver platter, but your kind generally wouldn't understand it, and
>doesn't deserve much more than a dog-*** anyway.  You havn't got
>a clue.  You couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue
>musk and danced the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues
>in clue mating season.  Your eyebrows meet in the middle, your
>forehead slopes, your pet gerbil wants you dead.  Your mother would
>dress you funny if she could afford clothes.  You're the primary
>reason bigots hate your ethnic group.  You were obviously not
>toilet-trained correctly, which explains the stains on the floor of
>your cardboard box.  Your webbed feet go well with the pointy
>forehead.  Your manners are hideous, your brain minute, and your body
>odor could fell an ox.  You would fit in on a short bus to a
>convention of Mormons.

>You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
>they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour***out of a boot with
>instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
>I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

>You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
>worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
>cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
>a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

>You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
>richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
>into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
>abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then
>killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

>I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
>species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
>the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
>Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
>a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you
>smell?

>You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
>its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
>fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
>shame of your ignoble ***. May you ***on the queasy, convulsing
>nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

>You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
>*** and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
>ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
>you.  You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost
>in a land that reality forgot.

>And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
>statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
>fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
>tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
>spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

>You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
>obnoxious. You are the m***equivalent of a leech. You are a living
>emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
>disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

>On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
>deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
>wallpaper. You are dank and ***. You are asinine and benighted. You
>are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
>wherever you go.

>You smarmy lagerlout git. You ***y woofter sod. *** off, pillock.
>You grotty ***ing oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
>boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
>gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce.
>You***ered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead***up
>pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
>dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

>You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
>degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
>exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

>I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
>stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way
>beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
>You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself
>so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense
>that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day
>sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our
>entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a
>troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this
>is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some
>pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be
>beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
>This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear
>from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride
>your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
>trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

>The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
>away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
>say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
>pitiful.  I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among
>a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
>you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
>success.  True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
>people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
>But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
>world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this
>was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't
>have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish
>you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem
>to be placing such a demand on you.

>P.S.
>You are hypocritical, greedy, ***, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
>deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
>opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
>racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
>imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
>self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous,
>bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate,
>harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
>revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist,
>dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive,
>controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird,
>dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
>jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing,
>arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
>socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

>J.R Hollis

><---RSPWFM Assassin---->

One Star General Higor Rosa
Still waiting to get promoted by the lazy Tim Beck.  :-)

DSWA Co-President and Damn Proud!
Handler of:
"Deadly Method" Shawn Foster
Feds (EWA, ICW)
AND
"Generation Next" David Newman
Feds (TWL, HYPE)
AND
Habib Mahaummed Zaif
(LWA)
AND
Cold Hearted Killah (CHK)
Feds (EFW)
EFW Television Champion
ICQ #- 21502399
Active AOL IM Names (Bare with me)- Da NeMo666, DSWA Prez, EIWFPrz (Closed but
still used), HeLLsNgil, HigorRosa, JP *** and Penny10159.
AOL Screen Names- ATF DMX and Batman9637
THE MAN WITH MORE SCREEN NAMES THE LAS!  HA!
25-6 in Slingo
30-8 in X-Press Slingo
55-14 Overall
RSPWF's Man With The Longest Sig!
R.I.P. Higor "The Rebel" Rosa
Sensuous Samantha Bevins's ***!
Quote of the Year for 1999:
 BossofnWo:      Hey, I am Eric Bischoff, I am looking for a new wrestler to
help me win ratings. I have heared Higor Rosa is over with the Fans and I was
hoping you could come to WCW/NwO and join the NwO to help me get ride of the
Hor*** once thing for all. What do you say
 Batman9637:     LoL

Other kick ass quotes:

"I doubt my sig will ever come as close to be as long as yours"
Johnny Sledge on 2/11/99

"You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far
that even the neutrons have collapsed.  Nothing in our universe can really be
this stupid."
J.R. Hollis to Ish on 2/16/99

 
 
 

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Post by ATF D » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Quote:
>Nice flame.

>Unfortunately, however, it'll do no good. The GNW people are the masters of
>the
>one-liners, and no matter what you say, how you say it, and where you say it,
>you can't stop them...

>Kind regards,

>     ~  ``Immaculate" Daniel Rushing

I couldn't have said it better myself.

One Star General Higor Rosa
::Eagerly waits to get promoted by Tim Beck::

DSWA Co-President and Damn Proud!
Handler of:
"Deadly Method" Shawn Foster
Feds (EWA, ICW)
AND
"Generation Next" David Newman
Feds (TWL, HYPE)
AND
Habib Mahaummed Zaif
(LWA)
AND
Cold Hearted Killah (CHK)
Feds (EFW)
EFW Television Champion
ICQ #- 21502399
Active AOL IM Names (Bare with me)- Da NeMo666, DSWA Prez, EIWFPrz (Closed but
still used), HeLLsNgil, HigorRosa, JP *** and Penny10159.
AOL Screen Names- ATF DMX and Batman9637
THE MAN WITH MORE SCREEN NAMES THE LAS!  HA!
25-6 in Slingo
30-8 in X-Press Slingo
55-14 Overall
RSPWF's Man With The Longest Sig!
R.I.P. Higor "The Rebel" Rosa
Sensuous Samantha Bevins's ***!
Quote of the Year for 1999:
 BossofnWo:      Hey, I am Eric Bischoff, I am looking for a new wrestler to
help me win ratings. I have heared Higor Rosa is over with the Fans and I was
hoping you could come to WCW/NwO and join the NwO to help me get ride of the
Hor*** once thing for all. What do you say
 Batman9637:     LoL

Other kick ass quotes:

"I doubt my sig will ever come as close to be as long as yours"
Johnny Sledge on 2/11/99

"You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far
that even the neutrons have collapsed.  Nothing in our universe can really be
this stupid."
J.R. Hollis to Ish on 2/16/99

 
 
 

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Post by GtoffmyI » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Quote:
>I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

umm...would that be a man?

Ish

 
 
 

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Post by Nick Demol » Thu, 18 Feb 1999 04:00:00

I'm not saying I support random *** flaming.  Hell, I don't even like
dissing people all too much.  But I've been waiting for a chance to share
some comedy with you.  This is all in innocent fun...

How about the classic Andrew Dice Clay line...

"I think you like takin' it up the ass.  I think you like blowing little
boys.  You're a ***!  I'd like to ***in' suck out your eyeballs and
skull*** you!"

Or another Dice line...

"I ***ed your mother in the ass and she had you."

Or...

"But I wasn't really that good with her.  Hell, I couldn't be good.  She
blew me four times, I had no***left in my balls."

Or...

"I ***ed your mother in the ass, cunt, and mouth and it flowed out of her
ears.  Then I dipped her head in my *** and I got pictures to prove
it."

Or one final one...

"I made your grandfather *** your sister in the *** while he***ed
your mother's *** while she was taking a shit on your father.  And your
grandmother***ed it off his belly.  And baked it.  And basted it.  And
served it to the whole ***in' family."

I'm a HUGE Dice fan... and there's a sample of his stuff.

Nick

ps -- This post never would've made it to an RSPWFM board.  :-)