Apple has announced that it is teaming up with the WWE to create a new
video iPod filled with the best in matches, interviews, and videos about
WWE's biggest name, Triple H.
The brand new hhhPod will have HHH's image engraved in the back and will
include such classic, fan-requested videos as:
- Katie Vick
- Triple H getting his quad injured
- Triple H talking repeatedly about how great he is
- Triple H dumping Stephanie
- Triple H burying John Cena at WMXXII
- The Rock handing Triple H his ass
Apple tried to include Triple H's entire ego into the package, but
unfortunately even the 60 GB model did not have enough space to hold it.
In stores in October for approximately $10,000 (HHH would not agree to
it being sold for any less, and claimed everyone would buy it even at
that price, on account of how awesome and how over he is).
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