Jeff "Madfox" Matthews vs. "No Worries" Rob Magnum
for the UEW Television championship at Summer Dreams '97 continues....
no, kickout by Magnum.
PT- and Matthews is shaking his head. He wants this over and done with.
JJ- Matthews now sends Magnum off the ropes...but Magnum holds on. Give him
credit, he is smarter than Matthews says.
PT- Perhaps. Matthews charges with a clothesline...but wait, Magnum ducked
and Matthews goes flying over the top rope.
JJ- Look, Now Styles and Kamikaze are making their way towards the ring. To
check on their partner's welfare of course.
PT- Magnum goes to outside too.....but look. Both Heatstroke and Cancer hit
the NA. We have a brawl on the outside between those two.
JJ- Don't forget about Magnum and Matthews! Magnum just folded up a chair and
is making his way towards Matthews!
PT- Lethal goes to double irish whip the NA.....but the NA reversed it!
Heatstroke and Cancer collide! Now both Styles and Kamikaze are *** them
with their respective belts.
JJ- Magnum winds up and.........OUCH!! Did you hear that impact. Right on
the side of Matthew's head. Look...he's going over to the spanish announcer's
PT- Here comes UEW officials! There are breaking up the fight between Lethal
and the NA. What? They are sending both back to the lockerroom! The only
person allowed at ringside is the Golden Haired Fox!
JJ- Forget about the NA. Magnum just cleared away all the electronics on the
table. He's gonna put Matthews through it! Again!
PT- Not if Matthews has anything to say about it! Magnum just took a shot to
the stomach. Matthews grabs a fistful of hair.......and slams Magnum's head
onto the table.
JJ- Look how smart GHF is.....she is distracting the ref to prevent a double
PT- Magnum bent over. He is holding his stomach. That one punch may have
been the straw that broke the camel's back.
JJ- Oh, this is getting exciting. Matthews is taking the pads up from the
ringside. That is concrete!!
PT- He takes Magnum over to it...but what is he doing? It looks like he is
JJ- No, he just wanted to build up some momentum! Matthews charges
and......he connects with a bulldog! Magnum's head smashed into the cold hard
PT- That could have busted Magnum's nose.....and yes, there is *** coming
out of Magnum's nose. The ref should call this.
JJ- Matthews ain't done! He is putting the foxtrap on the outside! This
isn't smart. He should just roll him in and pin him.
PT- GHF still distracting the ref. Look at her, it seems like she is flirting
JJ- Whatever it takes to win!
PT- Matthews lets go of the hold and rolls Magnum back in. But he's not going
for the cover!
JJ- Nope, he is having too much fun. Madfox climbs to the second rope....and
he dropped a leg! Now he goes for the cover. We're gonna have a new champ!
JJ- He did it! He did it! New T.V. champion!!!!!
PT- Don't jump the gun yet James. Magnum had his foot on the ropes! And the
ref is just noticing that.
JJ- Matthews is celebrating......not anymore. The ref just told him the news.
The match will continue!
PT- Matthews is not happy. He charges at Magnum with a baseball slide to the
JJ- Madfox to the outside. He moves Magnum over to the corner. And he slams
Magnum's already hurt leg on to the steel. Magnum may need surgery on his
nose and his knee.
PT- Look.......Madfox puts his foxtrap onto Magnum around the steel post. I
wonder where he learned that!
JJ- The ref is telling him to stop. But Madfox won't let go!
PT- The ref to the outside and look, he is getting in Matthews' face. But
Matthews still won't let go! HOLY COW! Only in the UEW will we see that.
The ref just kicked Matthews knee! That made him let go of the fox-trap.
JJ- AUGH! What is the address for the prez? I am writing a letter of
complaint this very moment about the ref! He'll never work in this biz again!
PT- Perhaps if Matthews had followed the rules, the ref wouldn't have to do
that! Now Magnum holding his right knee. Matthews reenters the ring. And he
is stomping away on Magnum's right knee.
JJ- Do that to the ref! See if he likes it!
PT- Matthews helps Magnum back to his feet. And Rob is just standing there
like a sitting duck.
JJ- Rob? Since when does he let you call him Rob?
PT- Madfox off of the ropes and a flying shoulderblock....no, Magnum side
stepped. That is embarrassing for Matthews. He went airborne and landed
right on his face.
JJ- The momentum may be shifting.
PT- Magnum grabs Matthews by the back of his tights....and he pulls him into a
forearm into the kidney.....and another......and one more. Now Matthews using
the top rope for support.
JJ- And Magnum makes him pay by *** him out with that top rope! HA!
PT- Scoop slam by Magnum into an elbow drop. Magnum has a nerve hold on
Madfox. Look at Madfox's face, excruciating pain!
JJ-The ref is asking Matthews....nope.
PT- Magnum lets go of the hold and puts his boot to the back of Madfox's head.
Matthews struggling back to his feet. Magnum helps him up...up high. Magnum
has him up in a gorilla press.
JJ- He still has him up there. And Magnum is 7'1 so it is a long way down!
Wait, what is he doing?
PT- Don't tell me.......he's walking towards the ropes......and OH MY! He
dropped Matthews to the outside!
JJ- That had to be twenty feet. And look at Magnum. He is taunting Matthews
who is out cold on the floor. HAHA....he's holding the ropes for him and
inviting him back him.
PT- This is uncalled for. Madfox is out cold. He can't get back in the ring.
Magnum walks to the other side of the ring and takes a seat in the corner.
He's waiting for Matthews to get back in the ring.
JJ- Madfox finally getting back to his feet. He's holding his head. He's
climbing up onto the ring apron.
PT- Magnum up and out of the corner. He charges at Matthews....kneelift!
Matthews goes flying off the apron......
JJ- And through the table Magnum had cleared earlier! He broke it right in
PT- Magnum breaks the count. With, Matthews is down Magnum taking this
opportunity to clean some of the *** out of his goatee.
JJ- And Magnum still taunting Matthews.
PT- Magnum grabs a fistful of hair and pulls him up to his feet.......short
arm clothesline! And Matthews goes down!
JJ- Magnum lifts him up and throws him back into the ring.
PT- Magnum sends him off the ropes....elbow, no Madfox ducked. Matthews
bounces off........cross body block! NO! Magnum caught him! Magnum caught
him! Body Slam!
JJ- Magnum in complete control here!
PT- Magnum helps him up.....and is he going for it? Yes, he's setting him up
for the Southern Comfort. But can his right knee hold up?
JJ- We're about to find out! Magnum lifts him up.......he's got him up
there......and down he goes! He connected with the Southern Comfort!
PT- Southern Comfort! Southern Comfort!
JJ- Just ask Madfox if that right knee help up alright!
PT- This is over! The Cover!
PT- Magnum holds on to this television title!
***Rob Magnum pinned Jeff Matthews to retain the UEW Television title***
JJ- And there are Kamikaze and Styles again. They are standing right in the
entrance way. They still have their notebooks!
PT- The ref hands Magnum his belt who has made his way into the corner. He is
pointing at the belt and yelling something at Madfox.
JJ- Hey, he has the right to gloat!
PT- Who is that coming to ringside now? I believe it is J'ster! He ran right
by the NA.
JJ- Look at Magnum! He's is motioning for J'ster to come in the ring.
PT- J'ster is in the ring! And he is beating away on Madfox OUCH! He just
nailed him with the cane! And again! And again.
JJ- Look at Magnum. He's pointing and laughing at the top of his lung!
PT- Magnum rolls out the ring still laughing making his way back to the
lockerroom! We're going to try to get some comments from him once this attack
is broken up.
JJ- Folks, that is your UEW television champion. Take a good look at him as
he walks right by the NA.
"No Worries" Rob Magnum went on to defend the UEW Television championship for
another 5 months until Holiday Horror 2 where he won the UEW Ultimate
championship and had to relinquish the TV title. "Mr. E***ment" Alex Extreme
eventually won the title by eliminating Magnus Colby in the 4 way Elimination
match. Jeff Matthews eventually split from the New Alliance and rebounded from
this loss by defeating Kyle Kamikaze for the UEW American championship.
Matthews then went on to defend the American title at Rumble in the Bronx '97
in the first ever Skyscraper match.
Before I show you the _infamous_ RSPWF Award nominated stunt of what happened
after the match, I just want to warn those of you with weak stomachs, or those
of you who are pregnant, what you are about to see is very graphic, and not
for the feint of heart.
Parents, shield your kid's eyes....and maybe your own.
UEW FLASHBACK- September 24, 1997- Rumble in the Bronx '97
Carter: Matthews grabs the J'ster's shirt, which keeps him from
stretching so that he can reach the belt! He can touch it, but he can't
unhook it from the cable!!Matthews now climbs up to eye
level with the J'ster!!
Diamond: Both men are one rung away from the top of that ladder!
The balance of BOTH men is uncanny!!
Carter: Matthews headbutts the J'ster. A second head***causes
the J'ster to wobble. A third head***and now a left hand to the to
the gut of the J'ster...THE J'STER FALLS OFF THE LADDER....HE FALLS 12
FEET FROM THE LADDER TO THE CAGE CEILING...WHICH FOLDS!!!!!!
Diamond: To quote someone else who's sat in this seat, HOLY
COW!!! J'ster falls THROUGH the Ceiling and 15 feet into the center of
the ring!! THE TWO HALVES OF THE CEILING CAME CRASHING DOWN ON HIM AS
DID THE LADDER!!! Where's Matthews?
Carter: Matthews is*** from the cable! He had presence of
mind to grab onto the cable in time!!
Diamond: THe J'ster's under all that metal in the ring! He fell
a good 24 feet from the ladder, through the ceiling and 15 feet into the
ring!! He's buried under the collapsed ceiling AND the ladder!!
Carter: Jeff Matthews holds onto the cable with his left hand! He
uses his right hand to remove the title from the cable AND PLACES IT
AROUND HIS SHOULDER!!!! There's the bell!!
Diamond: My God, the J'ster's not moving!! He may be DEAD!!
Carter: I am sure he's not dead, but he is out cold! Meanwhile,
as the blimp begins to hover away from the ring, Jeff Matthews hangs from
there with the American title securely around his shoulder!!
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER AND SSTTTILLLLLL
UEW AMERICAN CHAMPION JEEFF "MMAAADDFFOOXXX" MMMAAATTTHHHEEEWWWWSSSSS!!
***Jeff Matthews defeats J'ster to retain the UEW American title in the
Carter: Despite a broken nose! Despite a broken finger! Jeff
Matthews manages to pull off the greatest win of his career as now he
hangs from the cable high in the air above this cheering crowd!!! That's
about it for us, fans. As Jeff Matthews rides the blimp above the
stadium, all I can say is what a great night it's been so far, and
there's still a lot more to go, including WAR GAMES, The Ultimate and TV
tag titles to be decided as well as the big one...The Triple Threat
match for the Ultimate title. Payne vs Styles vs Kolinski!!
Diamond: That's going to be a classic. Medics have made their
way to ringside as well as ring crew-members to help out the J'ster
as...HEY WHAT HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!?!
Carter: THE CABLE CAME LOOSE, THE CABLE CAME LOOSE!!
Carter: THE CABLE JUST CAME LOOSE FROM THE BLIMP!! JEFF MATTHEWS
FAAALLLLLLLSSS RIGHT INTO THE THE CROWD!!!! My God, he must have been a
good 40 feet up!!!
Diamond: Luckily the crowd in that section was able to scatter
out of the way!! Matthews almost just fell to his death!!!
Carter: Matthews is screaming, as he clutches his right arm
while laying on his back!!! My God, the lawsuits had he landed on
someone!! The bad publicity, here at the Pay-per-view of all places!
Diamond: I don't understand, what happened??
Carter: Was the cable not tied tight enough? Could it not
support Matthews' weight??
Diamond: NO!! Look who just stuck his head out!! Get a close-up
Carter: IT'S ROB MAGNUM IN THE BLIMP!!! "No Worries" Rob Magnum
is piloting the blimp!! He looks out, points down at Matthews and
laughs!!! Obviously HE unlatched the Cable AND MATTHEWS FELL A GOOD 40
FEET INTO THE CROWD!!
Diamond: How the hell did HE get in there? What happened to OUR
Carter: As this crowd gasps in one big breath, more medics have
made their way through the crowd towards Jeff Matthews! He's still
screaming in shock and pain as they're bringing a stretcher over for
him!! The J'ster, meanwhile has been taken away via stretcher as well!!
Diamond: Meanwhile, the blimp is now hovering away from the
Stadium, apparently piloted by our TV champion! Do you think he'll be
back in time for War Games?
Carter: I can almost assure it! What a mess we just experienced
here. I'm being told we're going to take a break so that our fans as
well as personnel can have a chance to collect themselves! Fans, we're
going to take a 15 minute intermission, because I think we can ALL use
Diamond: Tell you what, let's make it 20, all right?
Carter: Fans, we'll be back!! I STILL can't believe it was Rob
Magnum piloting the UEW blimp all this time...
We all thought the war between "No Worries" Rob Magnum and Jeff "Madfox"
Matthews ended at Summer Dreams, but after this incident...the battle raged
even hotter. It remained only a war of words, but then Jeff Matthews was
signed to be the third participant in the Triangle match for the UEW Ultimate
title at the Ides of March- Italy. Who knows what will happen when you place
Jeff Matthews and Rob Magnum in the same ring...especially if you throw Ivan
Kolinski into the mix!!!
Fans, you can't miss a Pay Per View spectacular like this. Bell to bell, this
should be one of the greatest shows in e-wrestling history. The emotion of
Dark Vanity vs. Gigantor. The tradition of Guts & Glory vs. The Lethal
Leaders. The pure unpredictability of Alex Extreme vs. Magnus Colby on the
streets of Chicago. The drama of Professor Payne returning to face Mannifred
Lester in a Skyscraper match. The intensity of Bob Todd vs. Doug Milne. The
tension of The Explosion vs. The Fairchild Foundation. The hometown jubilation
of Robski vs. Sick Rick. The bitterness of Kyle Kamikaze vs. Rick Styles. The
wildness of Steve Manley vs. J'ster. The mayhem of the 10 man elimination
match. The legacy of the Suicidal Stallions vs. The Circle of Death. And
finally, the momentousness of the Triangle match for the UEW Ultimate
Ides of March '98 is not something to be missed. The Ides of March will be a
day that will live forever. Join us March 15 on Pay Per View.
For Ultimate E-Wrestling, I am Josh Taylor...goodnight everyone.
:::::::::::::::::::THE IDES OF MARCH '98
March 15, 1998
THE IDES OF MARCH '98
[NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH]
-Dark Vanity vs. Gigantor
[GRUDGE MATCH- FOR A SHOT AT THE UEW ULTIMATE TAG TEAM TITLES]
-Guts & Glory vs. The Lethal Leaders
[FOR THE UEW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP- CHICAGO STREET FIGHT]
-Magnus Colby vs. "Mr. E***ment" Alex Extreme (c)
[FOR THE UEW AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP- SKYSCRAPER MATCH II]
Rules: Participants begin match in a steel cage. The first man to walk out the
door of the cage, climb to the top of the cage, then climb a ladder high
enough to grab the*** American title is declared the winner of the match
and American champion.
-Professor Payne (c) vs. Mannifred Lester
THE IDES OF MARCH '98
-"Bruiser" Bob Todd vs. "Dangerous" Doug Milne
[FOR THE UEW TELEVISION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS]
-The Explosion (c) vs. The Fairchild Foundation
-Robski vs. Sick Rick
Kyle Kamikaze vs. "Top Dog" Rick Styles
THE IDES OF MARCH '98
## ITALY ##
[FOR A SHOT AT THE UEW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP]
-"Cyclone" Steve Manley vs. J'ster
[TEN MAN ELIMINATION MATCH]
"The Bad Dog" Scott Haggarty & Eric Smart
Dr. Seth Killjoy
The Sonic Kid
The Mercenary & "Ladykiller" Chris Tyler
The Angel of Death
[FOR THE UEW ULTIMATE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS]
-The Suicidal Stallions (c) vs. The Circle of Death
[FOR THE UEW ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP- TRIANGLE MATCH]
-"Crippler" Ivan Kolinski vs. Jeff "Madfox" Matthews vs. "No Worries" Rob