Why do ***s smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
How do you get a *** down from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do you do when you see a *** with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load.
What's green, pink, purple and orange?
A *** dressed for church.
Why are ***s so fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.
How do you stop a *** from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What is the definition of mass confusion?
Father's Day in Harlem.
What is long and *** a ***?
What do black kids get for Christmas?
Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.
What was missing from the million man march?
Why don't ***s like ***s?
They don't like any jobs.
There, that ought to tide you over for a bit....I'll post more when I feel
like it and not a moment sooner!