OT: OMG, Stalin wanted to create monkey-men super warriors!!

OT: OMG, Stalin wanted to create monkey-men super warriors!!

Post by Sean Wals » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:46:19


http://SportToday.org/

Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
war machine," the newspaper said.

The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
failed, the Scotsman said. Ivanov was exiled to Kazakhstan in 1931 and
died a year later.

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OT: OMG, Stalin wanted to create monkey-men super warriors!!

Post by Bluemonke » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:25:33

uhm....no comment

 
 
 

OT: OMG, Stalin wanted to create monkey-men super warriors!!

Post by Smart Ape - Peter Jackson=Genius+Visionar » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:34:04

Quote:

> http://SportToday.org/

> Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

> EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
> documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
> develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

> Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
> research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
> Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

> Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
> being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
> of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
> war machine," the newspaper said.

> The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
> failed, the Scotsman said. Ivanov was exiled to Kazakhstan in 1931 and
> died a year later.

Stalin should have tried to create King Kong.
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Post by NiGHTS [mWo redshirt » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:59:41

Quote:

> http://SportToday.org/

> Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

> EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
> documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
> develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

> Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
> research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
> Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

> Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
> being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
> of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
> war machine," the newspaper said.

> The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
> failed

The fact that monkeys aren't apes might have something to do with it.

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Post by uyu » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:18:59



Quote:
>http://SportToday.org/

>Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

>EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
>documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
>develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

>Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
>research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
>Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

>Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
>being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
>of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
>war machine," the newspaper said.

>The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
>failed, the Scotsman said. Ivanov was exiled to Kazakhstan in 1931 and
>died a year later.

He should be happy with the results of his dream.. it's called
Detroit.
 
 
 

OT: OMG, Stalin wanted to create monkey-men super warriors!!

Post by uyu » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:23:33

On Tue, 20 Dec 2005 18:34:04 -0500, "Smart Ape - Peter

Quote:


>> http://SportToday.org/

>> Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

>> EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
>> documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
>> develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

>> Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
>> research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
>> Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

>> Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
>> being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
>> of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
>> war machine," the newspaper said.

>> The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
>> failed, the Scotsman said. Ivanov was exiled to Kazakhstan in 1931 and
>> died a year later.

>Stalin should have tried to create King Kong.

  He failed...so he was content with creating superchimp..a.k.a.
Patrick Ewing.
 
 
 

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Post by Greg Grant 33 » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 13:33:48


Quote:
> http://SportToday.org/

> Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

> EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
> documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
> develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

> Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
> research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
> Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

> Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
> being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
> of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
> war machine," the newspaper said.

> The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
> failed, the Scotsman said. Ivanov was exiled to Kazakhstan in 1931 and
> died a year later.

This sounds odd, but it might be true.
Also, the timeline can be narrowed.
Stalin probably asked for this in 1928, at the start of the "heroic"
five-year industrial plan that was meant to transform Russia from a
postapocalyptic feudal wasteland into a modern nation.  He couldn't have
asked for this prior to that, because he was too busy clawing his way to
power and being a living Vince Russo booking:  he turned heel on one stable,
and joined another, then turned heel on them and joined the survivors of the
first stable, then turned heel on them and the other stable, formed his own
stable, then turned heel on them and allied himself with the consolidated
survivors of the first two stables.
I'm guessing once Ivanov couldn't produce results, his funding was cut off,
and since he was working in genetics - which was considered a bourgeois
science to begin with, his days were numbered.  On a bright side, he got to
die in 1932, so he should count himself lucky.  His family was probably
spared.  If he had been wrong in 1934, his family would have been
slaughtered with him.
 
 
 

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Post by Bluemonke » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:18:55

So Stalin is really Kevin Nash?
 
 
 

OT: OMG, Stalin wanted to create monkey-men super warriors!!

Post by Jool » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:21:17

Quote:

> So Stalin is really Kevin Nash?

LOL I was going to ask if the monkey-men were blue...

=P

 
 
 

OT: OMG, Stalin wanted to create monkey-men super warriors!!

Post by Saty » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:37:49



Quote:
>http://SportToday.org/

>Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

>EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
>documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
>develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

>Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
>research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
>Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

>Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
>being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
>of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
>war machine," the newspaper said.

>The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
>failed, the Scotsman said. Ivanov was exiled to Kazakhstan in 1931 and
>died a year later.

           Well, that explains Hellwig.

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Post by Prest » Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:06:15


Quote:


> >http://SportToday.org/

> >Stalin sought human-ape super warrior

> >EDINBURGH, Scotland, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Recently uncovered secret
> >documents in Russia reveal that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin wanted to
> >develop a super army by cross-breeding humans and apes.

> >Documents form the 1920s show scientist Ilya Ivanov was ordered to
> >research the development of such a super-warrior and fodder for the
> >Soviet workforce, The Scotsman newspaper reported Tuesday.

> >Stalin, the account says, told Ivanov, "I want a new invincible human
> >being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality
> >of food they eat." Soviet social engineering sought to make a "living
> >war machine," the newspaper said.

> >The documents claim Ivanov's attempts to use monkey *** in humans
> >failed, the Scotsman said. Ivanov was exiled to Kazakhstan in 1931 and
> >died a year later.

>            Well, that explains Hellwig.

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