>> He's going to a *** with Max!
> Chad isn't some naive shut-in man-child.
You're right- he is THE naive shut-in man-child.
> He doesn't have to pay for
Sorry- his right hand doesn't count in this conversation.
> He has the social skills
of a three year-old
> and *** acumen
of a three year old
> to acquire it
Based on the events of the last week, Chad doesn't appear to do anything