[ Scene opens up to a large swimming pool. Used ***s, black bras, blue
panties, black stalkings, and a female's white Polo T-Shirt is floating around
the pool. Brad Dicaprio is sitting next to the pool, hugging a 19 year old
girl. The girl is wrapped in a towel that has a picture of Brad Dicaprio. ]
Brad Dicaprio: You know something RSWPF, Brad Dicaprio can choose to speak to
any of you anyway he wants. Whether it may be cussing, using big words, or
using incorrect English. Now remembered one of you have this quote... "
Ewrestling + fun= nonexistant" or something to that standard. " I think it
should be more like this, "net e-wrestling + fun= nonexistant". Why? Because
there is fun in ewrestling if you know where the fun is. And it is on AOL. I
heard someone said something like, " Oh, he is just jealous cause he didn't
make it into the big time. "
*ROTFLMAO* Only a fool would waste his time filling out worthless application
that asks a little too much. When was the last time a handler used 3/4 of all
the moves that you put down on your applicationm in one of your match? I
personally don't want to join a net fed. In net feds, you have people who takes
ewrestling REAL seriously and spend alot of time on the net, writing large and
LONG rps. Boy, one must wonder what kind of social life they have?! [ Brad
kisses the girl ] So in conclusion, to the idiot who comes from a family that
uses *** as their family tradition.... You saying I didn't make it to the
BIG time really sounds dumb. Oh nooo, I didn't make it into the big time. I
geuss I can't brag about being the EMWC World Champ or the UEW TV Champ to all
my friends in real life.