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News Flash-New Six Flags Park-Six Flags The Ghetto

Post by James Luca » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00


*This Just Released*

In the Spring Of Next Year Premier Parks will convert  Adventure World into
Six Flags: The Ghetto.

Premier Will spend Millions of dollars to convert the park.  Among the new
stuff being added is a new main entrance.  The entrance will have many run
down buildings with graffiti.  Their will also be many hot dog carts on the
side of the streets.  The centerpiece of this entrance will be a big toilet
shaped fountain that guests are invited to drop their money into.  This
Fountain has been dubbed Ken Starr Fountain and will have a plaque on it
stating this.

Other new features will include an all new themed area The Red Light
District. Highlighting this themed area will be ***: The Ride.  Visitors
will also be treated to a newly rethemed Skull Island Area.  The new name
has not been chosen yet but it will be themed to the Bill Clinton/Monica
LEwinsky sex scandal.  The Typhoon Sea Coaster will be renamed to Bill
Clinton's Seamen Coaster.  Among the other rides in this area to be renamed
is Roar.  It will be renamed to Hillary's Roar.  There will also be a brand
new show in this area for '99.  The Bill and Monica Stunt Spectacular.

Lets not forget the kids.  The day at the Circus area will now be converted
into The Looney Tunes Lil' Gangsta Area.  Among the new rides will be the
family roller coaster,  The Great Coke Heist.  This coaster will be themed
around a drug deal that has gone all wrong.

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THIS WAS A JOKE.  If I have offended anyone I am sorry.  I live in the DC
area and do not think of this as being offensive but if you do I am sorry.

    James

 
 
 

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Post by CoAsTeRD » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
>THIS WAS A JOKE.  If I have offended anyone I am sorry.  I live in the DC
>area and do not think of this as being offensive but if you do I am sorry.

>    James

LoL, sometimes, truth hurts.   8^)

   CoAsTeRDaN
     PKD 4 ME

Check out CoAsTeRDaN's PaRk, the URL is,
Http://members.aol.com/coasterdan/index.html
# 1 Wood, Grizzly at PKD, # 2 Raven At Holiday World.
# 1 Steel, Mindbender at West Edmonton Mall,  # 2 Alpengeist at BGW.

 
 
 

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Post by Ted Ansl » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

>*This Just Released*

>In the Spring Of Next Year Premier Parks will convert  Adventure World into
>Six Flags: The Ghetto.

>Premier Will spend Millions of dollars to convert the park.  Among the new
>stuff being added is a new main entrance.  The entrance will have many run
>down buildings with graffiti.  Their will also be many hot dog carts on the
>side of the streets.  The centerpiece of this entrance will be a big toilet
>shaped fountain that guests are invited to drop their money into.  This
>Fountain has been dubbed Ken Starr Fountain and will have a plaque on it
>stating this.

>Other new features will include an all new themed area The Red Light
>District. Highlighting this themed area will be ***: The Ride.  Visitors
>will also be treated to a newly rethemed Skull Island Area.  The new name
>has not been chosen yet but it will be themed to the Bill Clinton/Monica
>LEwinsky sex scandal.  The Typhoon Sea Coaster will be renamed to Bill
>Clinton's Seamen Coaster.  Among the other rides in this area to be renamed
>is Roar.  It will be renamed to Hillary's Roar.  There will also be a brand
>new show in this area for '99.  The Bill and Monica Stunt Spectacular.

>Lets not forget the kids.  The day at the Circus area will now be converted
>into The Looney Tunes Lil' Gangsta Area.  Among the new rides will be the
>family roller coaster,  The Great Coke Heist.  This coaster will be themed
>around a drug deal that has gone all wrong.

>****************************************************************************
>****************************************************************************
>***********
>THIS WAS A JOKE.  If I have offended anyone I am sorry.  I live in the DC
>area and do not think of this as being offensive but if you do I am sorry.

>    James

Although a little off color...I found this parody hilarious!  Thanks for my
daily dose of humor.

Ted Ansley
**Rollercoaster Fan<atic>**


 
 
 

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Post by SteelFor » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
>LoL, sometimes, truth hurts.   8^)

sad..........very  sad...............
 
 
 

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Post by Roy E Gri » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

: LoL, sometimes, truth hurts.   8^)

The sad truth too...and something that HAS to be corrected.
A similar parody couldn't really be created for BGW, CP, or PKD,
for instance...Busch Ghetto Williamsburg, Cedar Ghetto, and
Paramount's Kings Ghetto just don't fit these parks...esp. not
with BGW (which I've heard is targeting Disney World as a
competitor more than PKD).

-Roy E. Grimm

 
 
 

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Post by GoGators » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
>**********
>THIS WAS A JOKE.  If I have offended anyone I am sorry.  I live in the DC
>area and do not think of this as being offensive but if you do I am sorry.

it was a good joke.  No one should be offended.  It gave me a well needed
laugh.  Especially the Lil gangsta area
 
 
 

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Post by SteelFor » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
>it was a good joke.  No one should be offended.  It gave me a well needed
>laugh.

yea but some chose to once again Jab at AW using this  humor..............
 
 
 

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Post by GoGators » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
>yea but some chose to once again Jab at AW using this  humor..............

Some would, but I didn't. I wait till i visit a park until I bash it.  I hope
to visit AW (or Six Flags America, whatever it is) soon.  I've heard great
things about it.
 
 
 

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Post by Shan » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

I heard ***: The ride will be a launched coaster plunging into a hole.
The reverse of Volcano.

Quote:
> Other new features will include an all new themed area The Red Light
> District. Highlighting this themed area will be ***: The Ride.  Visitors
> will also be treated to a newly rethemed Skull Island Area.  The new name
> has not been chosen yet but it will be themed to the Bill Clinton/Monica
> LEwinsky sex scandal.  The Typhoon Sea Coaster will be renamed to Bill
> Clinton's Seamen Coaster.  Among the other rides in this area to be renamed
> is Roar.  It will be renamed to Hillary's Roar.  There will also be a brand
> new show in this area for '99.  The Bill and Monica Stunt Spectacular.

 
 
 

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Post by James Luca » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

I was debating for a long time whether to post this message or not.
Adventure World (Six Flags America) is trying very hard to improve.  Its
just some things about the staff and features and location of the park makes
it feel a bit seedy and dirty.  I do wish SFAm the best of luck but I feel
that they should make some improvements to the overall feeling of the park.
Maybe next year we won't have to use these kind of jokes.
     James
Quote:

>>it was a good joke.  No one should be offended.  It gave me a well needed
>>laugh.

>yea but some chose to once again Jab at AW using this  humor..............

 
 
 

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Post by Roy E Gri » Mon, 02 Nov 1998 04:00:00

: I heard ***: The ride will be a launched coaster plunging into a hole.
: The reverse of Volcano.

(or like the Volcano rollback!)  Will Dana (dressed as a dominatrix)
be the official spokesperson for ***: The Ride?  *grin*  Ahhh...
if only I could get that thought outta my mind...argh!  :-)

-Roy E. Grimm

 
 
 

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Post by TAnthony » Tue, 03 Nov 1998 04:00:00

sounds like a good name for SF ASTROWORLD
 
 
 

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Post by Buba » Tue, 03 Nov 1998 04:00:00

James,

I worked at Adventure World for two years and I think that your story was
hilarious and would be just perfect for this Six Flags park!!

Jason