"I've got big green teeth"
"I've got big green teeth"
"It's pretty gross being who I am"
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PREDICTIONS: For 1999 and Beyond!
--I still think one of the Gemini trains will be reversed! (BTW: Gemini
is Latin for "Twins")
--Raptor will be painted Red and renamed "Red Streak"
--Darien Lake's Hyper Coaster will be named Serial Thriller
-- The cars on Wildcat at CP and auctioned off. The Track will remain,
and serve as a jungle gym for little tykes. To prevent deaths, the
ground below will be covered by gym mats.
--Dana Schwartz will be the next Weird Al
--Huss will manufacture a Stand Up Pirate Ship
--Other cool ride predictions: A stand up scrambler ride, a stand up
Looping Starship, a Stand up Log flume, a stand up boomerang....notice a
trend here?
--Volcano will erupt (don't ask)
--Magnum will sink in the sand until the first hill is only 50 feet.
It'll become the tallest and fastest kiddie coaster in the world. It'll
be called the LIM (Less Intense Magnum)
--A Launched Heartline Boomerang Hyper StandUp Racing Twister will
debut at Cedar Point in 2000.
--Dave's Dominion will appoint me (ba ba booey) as the person in charge
of spreading false rumors about the park.