good luck

good luck

Post by John Carne » Tue, 27 Jan 1998 04:00:00

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>READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....   ; - ) A man takes the day off work
>and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a
>frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to
>shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see
>anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the
>frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it
>10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's
>amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky
>frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do
>you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood
>and Boom!  Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
>By the end  of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life
>and asks  the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas."
>They go  to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
>says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
>" What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black
>6."  Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
>the  man  figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
>across  them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
>the  hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
>repay you.  You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The
>frog replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
>frog  did  for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
>gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up
>in my room."
>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.
>Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five other
>newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something good
>happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not broken. You will
>receive good luck in four minutes.

>--
>Do not try the patience of wizards,
>for they are subtle, and quick to anger.