late breaking news

late breaking news

Post by rosen.. » Tue, 02 Apr 1996 04:00:00

I suppose you've all heard the news that ASA has decided to eliminate their use of the 12" softball in favor of the 16" ball which they
feel will provide a more exciting game.  Apparently gloves are now optional and only right handed hitting is allowed.  I also heard that
Vince Denny has made up with the evil cabal of women in charge of softball.  Have a happy April 1st.   In Chicago, the tribune ran a
full page ad today to proclaim that Taco Bell had just purchased the Liberty Bell.  The ad ended with the Taco Bell trademark with a
crack in it.  Jim Rosenberg