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Post by dary » Wed, 18 May 1994 21:22:50


Fencers do it with style?

Actually fencers don't do it - they feint.

By the way, to the person who asked for funnies about fencing with
a hangover - there is nothing funny about fencing with a hangover.

 
 
 

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Post by HOLLY E ORDW » Thu, 19 May 1994 02:54:05

Thinking about fencer lightbulb jokes... before sabre (FINALLY!!!!!!!)
went electric, this joke circulated around my team:

How many sabrists does it take to change a light bulb?
        None, they don't fence electric.

Since then it has mutated to:

How many sabrists does it take to change a light bulb?
        None. They can't reach the socket. They have to get an epeeist to
do it.

Incidentally, I fence sabre. Women's sabre even!

 
 
 

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Post by HEATH JUL » Thu, 19 May 1994 05:11:06

Wow.  Another one.  I had given up.


Quote:

>Incidentally, I fence sabre. Women's sabre even!


 
 
 

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Post by Fry S » Thu, 19 May 1994 14:39:06


Quote:
JULIE) writes:

And then there were three......LOL
 
 
 

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Post by HEATH JUL » Fri, 20 May 1994 05:35:14

Quote:


>JULIE) writes:

>And then there were three......LOL

Whoops.  This wasn't me, guys.  But hey, I'm glad if this means that
there are at least three of us!  Nice to see you!

Regards,

Julie

 
 
 

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Post by Fry S » Fri, 20 May 1994 14:11:03


Whoops.  This wasn't me, guys.  But hey, I'm glad if this means that
there are at least three of us!  Nice to see you!

Regards,

Julie

That would be me, not Julie.  Sorry for the mix up, but yes indeed
there are three of us.  And glad I am to find out I'm not the only
one!!  :-)

Kelley

 
 
 

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Post by Dick Ki » Sun, 22 May 1994 09:34:18

|> Fencers do it with style?

Fencers do it with three feet of steel

Fencers do it with a deft touch

Fencers do it with a feint heart

 
 
 

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Post by Grizzly Ada » Mon, 23 May 1994 17:59:58

Fencers do it in the fleche!

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