Whew! I am glad it is over.

Whew! I am glad it is over.

Post by Jay Geerts » Thu, 03 Mar 1994 02:12:44


Quote:
> Every time I see that damn commerical for Disney, I feel like I am
> going to projectile vomit.  She has no class what so ever.  I hope all
> her endorsments get yanked.

Connie Chung: "Nancy, it has been mentioned on the Internet that your
              Diseny commercial may induce vomiting.  Do you have any
              comments?"

Nancy: "Uh, Connie, are the comments of people on the Internet supposed
       to affect my life?"

Connie: "Well, it's been said that you can't please everyone, so you
        might as well please the people who complain the most...or
        something like that."

Nancy: "Hmmm, interesting thought, Connie.  Still, it seems kind of
        unfortunate that there are people out there who presume that I
        should _care_ what they think of me.  Perhaps I should get an
        account on the Internet and start telling them how to lead their
        lives.  I'm sure they'll seriously consider what _I_ think of
        _them_, and will adjust their lives accordingly."

Connie: "Right you are, Nancy, and thanks for being with us.  Coming up,
        a report on the Internet itself.  Is it a place to exchange
        information or insults?  Well explore this issue next, but first
        a word from Revlon...."

:-)

--
Jay Geertsen

 
 
 

Whew! I am glad it is over.

Post by Matt Simmo » Thu, 03 Mar 1994 09:18:31

Nonononno... You have it all wrong... It should read:

: > Every time I see that damn commerical for Disney, I feel like I am
: > going to projectile vomit.  She has no class what so ever.  I hope all
: > her endorsments get yanked.

: Connie Chung: "Nancy, it has been mentioned on the Information
:               Superhighway that your Disney commercial may induce
:               vomiting.  Do you have any comments?"

: Nancy: "Uh, Connie, are the comments of people on the Information
:         Superhighway supposed to affect my life?"

: Connie: "Well, it's been said that you can't please everyone, so you
:         might as well please the people who complain the most...or
:         something like that."

: Nancy: "Hmmm, interesting thought, Connie.  Still, it seems kind of
:         unfortunate that there are people out there who presume that I
:         should _care_ what they think of me.  Perhaps I should get an
:         account on the Information Superhighway and start telling them
:         how to lead their lives.  I'm sure they'll seriously consider
:         what _I_ think of _them_, and will adjust their lives accordingly."

: Connie: "Right you are, Nancy, and thanks for being with us.  Coming up,
:         a report on the Information Superhighway itself from our
:         Information Superhighway expert Pat O'Brien.  Is it a place to
:         exchange information or insults?  Well explore this issue next,
:         but first a word from Revlon...."
: :-)
: Jay Geertsen

Much better... Do you really think CBS would pass up a chance to say
Information Superhighway?  (And who better to cover it than Mr. Hot Dog
himself?)


    Teri Polo Fan, Disney Freak, Amigoid, Munchkin, Owned by Citibank
              Cool Looking Mutant Spider Thing, Kibo Number 1

   "It's called `evolution in action', and it involves applying `extreme


 
 
 

Whew! I am glad it is over.

Post by Daniel Bany » Sat, 05 Mar 1994 02:23:56

|> > Every time I see that damn commerical for Disney, I feel like I am
|> > going to projectile vomit.  She has no class what so ever.  I hope all
|> > her endorsments get yanked.

Funny this is, the following mock report - except that these days it's
more likely to follow this pattern....

|>
|> Connie Chung: "Nancy, it has been mentioned on the Internet that your
|>               Diseny commercial may induce vomiting.  Do you have any
|>               comments?"

   Nancy: "Why can't you just leave me aloooooooonnnnne?  You're
           cornier than Miiiiiiiiickeeeeeeey was."
|>
|> Connie: "Well, it's been said that you can't please everyone, so you
|>         might as well please the people who complain the most...or
|>         something like that."

   Nancy: "Gosh.  I don't know about that...I'm just tiiiiiiiired from
           all the really booooooooring things that I have to do.  If only
           that little cry-baby had two-footed a few more landings."
|>
|> Connie: "Right you are, Nancy, and thanks for being with us.  Coming up,
|>         a report on the Internet itself.  Is it a place to exchange
|>         information or insults?  Well explore this issue next, but first
|>         a word from Revlon...."

   Nancy: "I wannnnnnna go home!"

Is anyone else reminded of the Joe Piscapo/Robin Duke skits concerning
"Wayne and Wendy Whiner" in the early 80's on SNL??

--

"We wannnnnna have a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeeee!"