NEWSGUY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!

NEWSGUY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!

Post by Slashlo » Thu, 05 Sep 1996 04:00:00


wHO IS THIS ***ING GENETIC CRAPSHOOT WASTE OF A ZYGOTE?
YOU ARE THE PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE INTERNET A BAD NAME.  I THINK IF I PUT
DOWN YOUR PICTURE IN MY PARAKEETS CAGE HE WOULD PROBABLY HOLD TAKING A
SHIT UNTIL I PUT SMOETHING WORTH CRAPPING ON DOWN.  
PLEASE DONT WASTE OUR TIME AND BANDWIDTH WITH THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER
CRAP.  AND IF THIS IS THE SAME *** WHO POSTED THE "KERRI STRUG
ENDORSES TOBACCO" SHIT, THEN, LEAVE, YOU ARE NOT WANTED!!!

AND BESIDES, ANYONE WHO IS EVEN REMOTELY COMPETENT WONT BELIEVE YOU
BULLSHIT ABOUT PLAYBOY AND KERRI,  BUT DONT JADE THE NEWBIES, OR TRY
TO HARM THE REPUTATION OF SOMEONE YOU COULD ONLY DREAM OF KNOWING

DOUG            


 
 
 

NEWSGUY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!

Post by Bren » Thu, 05 Sep 1996 04:00:00

Slashlove thus screamed in agony:

Quote:

> wHO IS THIS ***ING GENETIC CRAPSHOOT WASTE OF A ZYGOTE?

[snip-snip-and lots more snip]

AND IF THIS IS THE SAME *** WHO POSTED THE "KERRI STRUG

Quote:
> ENDORSES TOBACCO" SHIT, THEN, LEAVE, YOU ARE NOT WANTED!!!

[incoherent stuff about newbies, etc.]

Yea, yea, yea, it's the same guy.  No doubt about that.  Then Lothar
posted some Beavis and Butt-head dialogue after the "story" to
demonstrate the whole absurdity of the situation.  Brilliant guy/girl, I
think.  But crossposting between two groups with no relation
whatsoever?  Curious.  

Brent

 
 
 

NEWSGUY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!

Post by uglmil.. » Thu, 05 Sep 1996 04:00:00

Uh, does the word "newbie" spring to anyone else's mind here?

Quote:

>wHO IS THIS ***ING GENETIC CRAPSHOOT WASTE OF A ZYGOTE?
>YOU ARE THE PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE INTERNET A BAD NAME.  I THINK IF I PUT
>DOWN YOUR PICTURE IN MY PARAKEETS CAGE HE WOULD PROBABLY HOLD TAKING A
>SHIT UNTIL I PUT SMOETHING WORTH CRAPPING ON DOWN.  
>PLEASE DONT WASTE OUR TIME AND BANDWIDTH WITH THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER
>CRAP.  AND IF THIS IS THE SAME *** WHO POSTED THE "KERRI STRUG
>ENDORSES TOBACCO" SHIT, THEN, LEAVE, YOU ARE NOT WANTED!!!
>AND BESIDES, ANYONE WHO IS EVEN REMOTELY COMPETENT WONT BELIEVE YOU
>BULLSHIT ABOUT PLAYBOY AND KERRI,  BUT DONT JADE THE NEWBIES, OR TRY
>TO HARM THE REPUTATION OF SOMEONE YOU COULD ONLY DREAM OF KNOWING
>DOUG