Why *Your* Playoff Team WON'T WIN the Stanley Cup

Why *Your* Playoff Team WON'T WIN the Stanley Cup

Post by Rob Polinsk » Tue, 19 Apr 1994 02:26:55

This program is known to be 93.75% accurate, year in and year out. :)

(Note -- comments should be referred back to last night, before the playoffs
         started)

EASTERN CONFERENCE
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1. New York Rangers -- "1940, 1940"
2. Pittsburgh Penguins -- no enforcers, no toughness, no Cup.
3. New Jersey Devils -- had no lengthy, significant injuries this year.
                        Luck is about to run out.
4. Boston Bruins -- losers of eight CONSECUTIVE playoff games.
5. Montreal Canadiens -- 9-0 whitewash is a bad sign.
6. Buffalo Sabres -- clueless against the Devils this season.
7. Washington Capitals -- Rarely get past round 2, let alone round 1
8. New York Islanders -- No Healy; no chance.

WESTERN CONFERENCE
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1. Detroit Red Wings -- Scotty's past his prime; Wings always a disappointment
                        in the playoffs.
2. Calgary Flames -- That so called "Division" they played in was too weak.
3. Toronto Maple Leafs -- Remember that start?  Roughly .500 since.
4. Dallas Stars -- Remember the "As long as the Rangers play in Madison,
                   they'll never win the Cup again" hex?  What do you think
                   Minnesotans did after Green took 'em away?
5. St. Louis Blues -- Joseph's luck runs out after round 1
6. Chicago Blackhawks -- They've lost eight CONSECUTIVE playoff games.
7. Vancouver Canucks -- Back-to-back division champs, over and out
8. San Jose Sharks -- They've overacheived already.

I *guarantee* I won't be wrong on more than one of these picks :)


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