Top 10 reasons why L.A. won't win the Cup

Top 10 reasons why L.A. won't win the Cup

Post by Ali Hasnain Murta » Thu, 03 Jun 1993 00:50:03


10. Janet Jones thinks Stanley is Gretzky's male dominatrix lover!

 9. The US wouldn't know what to do with the Stanley Cup

 8. Gretzky will be too busy tending to his harem of ***s at his hotel

 7. Kelly Hrudey's bandanna will be wrapped so tightly, that he'll get a
    brain hemorrhage

 6. Luc Robitaille bet on the Habs

 5. League officials wouldn't allow the Stanley Cup to rust in L.A.'s
    polluted atmosphere

 4. A band of horny gypsies will bite off all of the L.A. players'***s

 3. The only King (in French) at the Forum is Patrick ROI!!!!

 2. Gretzky has a rare bone disease called chokeavitis

 1. LA CUP belongs in Montr?al

See Ya, L.A. !!!!
Hope you can take the bitter disapointment!
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Ali Hasnain Murtaza

 
 
 

Top 10 reasons why L.A. won't win the Cup

Post by Bernie Ruthmey » Thu, 03 Jun 1993 02:59:41


|> 10. Janet Jones thinks Stanley is Gretzky's male dominatrix lover!
|>
|>  9. The US wouldn't know what to do with the Stanley Cup
|>

I am not the smartest fan, but aren't the Pittsburgh Penguins in the U.S.?

|> Hope you can take the bitter disapointment!
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|> Ali Hasnain Murtaza

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Top 10 reasons why L.A. won't win the Cup

Post by Keith Kell » Thu, 03 Jun 1993 03:42:07

Well, I thought this was pretty stupid, since it really wasn't  
that funny.  Well, some of it was, but most of it wasn't.  

In article  


writes:

Quote:
>  9. The US wouldn't know what to do with the Stanley Cup

I guess we won't mention Pittsburgh.

Quote:
>  7. Kelly Hrudey's bandanna will be wrapped so tightly, that  
he'll get a
>     brain hemorrhage

Too late!

Quote:
>  4. A band of horny gypsies will bite off all of the L.A.  

players'***s

Montreal groupies?

Quote:
>  2. Gretzky has a rare bone disease called chokeavitis

Game 7?  I don't think so.

So...
We need a real, honest to goodness, funny list.  I hope I do  
better than this....

10.  AC in the Forum will mysteriously "break down", causing  
games 3 and 4 to be played in Montreal.

9.  Kelly Hrudey will wrap his bandana too low, so instead of  
being on his forehead it will be over his eyes.

8.  Roger will root for the Kings.

7.  The Kings have too many ex-Rangers who are too used to not  
winning a Cup.

6.  "Stanley Cup Champion Montreal Canadiens" has a nicer ring  
to it.

5.  The Laker banners take up too much room in the rafters of  
the Forum.

4.  Pete Rose bet on the Kings.

3.  Bruce McNall doesn't deserve to win the Stanley Cup.

2.  Jacques Demers, Barry Melrose.  'Nuff said.

1.  The woodchucks in Montreal are Canadiens fans.

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