:I am the best hockey player in canada

:I am the best hockey player in canada

Post by Bryan Schie » Sat, 24 Dec 1994 02:13:00


My name is Bryan Schieck, I live in london Ontario and I am the best
hockey player in Canada.  If anyone has anything to say about that write
me and tell me.  I am a student at Saunders and am in grade 12.  I want
someone from really far away from canada to write me so I can win my
computer class contest. :-)
 
 
 

:I am the best hockey player in canada

Post by Mac Demo Producti » Wed, 28 Dec 1994 07:26:31

Dear Bryan,

We were attracted to the subject of your posting.  My son is the best
hockey player in Coeur d' Alene, Idaho (USA).  Don't know if that's far
enough away for you, but take your best shot!  Since you're the best hockey
player in Canada, we thought you might know of some good hockey camps.
Matt has attended Minnesota Hockey Camp for the past three years, but feels
the need to "expand my horizons."  (Matt's helping me write).  I just
signed on with Pipeline and I see my address above is not correct.  Try

look forward to hearing from the best hockey player in Canada.  By the way,
who do you play for? " roadrunr"

 
 
 

:I am the best hockey player in canada

Post by YenVi Tuo » Wed, 28 Dec 1994 03:41:10

Quote:
>My name is Bryan Schieck, I live in london Ontario and I am the best
>hockey player in Canada.  If anyone has anything to say about that write
>me and tell me.  I am a student at Saunders and am in grade 12.  I want
>someone from really far away from canada to write me so I can win my
>computer class contest. :-)

You aren't fit to...

- wash Doug Gilmour's hair with Head and Shoulders.
- do a few lines with Bobby Probert
-*** the slime trail that Keenan leaves behind
- do Pavel Bure's makeup
- shine Patrick Roy's hockey mask
- bandage Cam Neely's knee
- kiss Wayne Gretzky's ***
- sharpen Steve Yzerman's skates
- get water for Keith Primeau
- be spit on by Sergei Federov
- mess with Mark Messier
- bend over for Glenn Anderson
- eat Chunky Soup with Trevor Linden and Wendel Clark
- get Brett Lindros his bottle of steoids
- walk Don Cherry's dog
- boink Al Iafrate's wife
- be janitor of the United Centre
- be the puckboy for the Ottawa Senators

By the way, what are your stats? Mr. I'm the Greatest Hockey Player??? Unless
you are posting Gretzky-esque numbers as well as leading in penalty minutes
and are the size of Brett Linrdos, keep on dreaming.

 
 
 

:I am the best hockey player in canada

Post by Warren Son » Sun, 01 Jan 1995 05:14:39

Are you sure that your not the best hockey player in London, England?  
Only kidding.  I'm sure that your very good, but Canada is a very big
place.  Hope you win your contest.