Dan's Playoff Goofs (WAS: Vlad's Playoff Picks)

Dan's Playoff Goofs (WAS: Vlad's Playoff Picks)

Post by Daniel Lyd » Wed, 14 Apr 1993 13:59:43

A typical conversation on rec.sport.hockey:

Roger: The Leafs are the best team in...
Vlad: Ontario?
Alfred: Hey, TAKE THAT SH*T TO E-MAIL!!!
Nelson: Well, if the Leafs traded Anderson to the Penguins for Lemieux,
        Stevens, and Tocchet...
Greg: RUMOR: PENS/LEAFS Trade
Everyone: Can anyone confirm this???
Lydia: I can't believe you fell for this.  Grow up.  Get a life.
Alfred: Hey, TAKE THAT SH*T TO E-MAIL!!!
Bri: If there were a trade, would it help Adirondack?
Gerald: I like the Pens the way they are.  I like the Leafs the way they are.
        I like the NHL the way it is.  I like...
The other Gerald: Can I please have my own identity?
Cam: You mean, like me?  CAM! CAM! CAM! ...
Mom: Now, children...
Everyone: Weeeere sorryy mommmm.
Spike (JPC if it's a Weekend day):
     Philadelphia Flyers  1  1  2 --- 4
     Toronto Maple Leafs  0  0  0 --- 0
Roger: This statistic is irrelevant.
Vlad: You been drinking that polluted Sudbury water again, Roger?
Dan: Are you trying to tell me that Bobby Orr drank polluted water while he
     grew up in Sudbury?
Everyone: Bobby Orr is from Parry Sound!!!  Geezuz, are you stoopid...
Alfred: Hey, TAKE THAT SH*T TO E-MAIL!!!

Smileys all around.
Good luck to your favorite team in the playoffs (if they made it).
Corrections/Additions welcomed. :-)

Dan
--
******************************************************************************

"No, I don't play hockey.  Not too many brothers do."  -- Deion Sanders