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DID YOU GO TO THE HALIFAX MATCH?
AND WHAT DID YOU THINK?
DC

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No I didn't, but i presume it was bollocks :)
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CRY BIG TEARS SALFORD FAN  COS YOU AINT GOING TO ACHIEVE BOLLOCKS
THIS SEASON!!!!

A few words of advice:-
        1) It is considered impolite to shout (i.e. use all capital letters)
        on an Internet newsgroup. Please restrict your use of them to
        appropriate occasions, e.g. to emphasise selected words.
        2) Gratuitous insults are a waste of space. Feel free to voice your
        opinions (e.g. I think Keithley will do better than Salford this
        season because ...) but you do yourself and your team no favours by
        knocking other sides.

Enjoy the new season.

John Charnock

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I actually replied to this last week but the msg doesn't seem to have
ever made it up which was a shame cos I don't feel half as sarcastic as
I did originally.

Basically the gist was:-

On what basis do you reckon we're going to achieve bollocks this season?

It can't be the fact we won the division by 7 clear points last season.

It can't be the fact that we leathered you 6-36 in our last meeting

It can't be because of your "promised" new signings Wes Berry and Sonny
Whakaru cos they didn't end up signing did they?

Maybe it's based entirely on wishful thinking, which is weird because
that seems to be the doctrine that the whole concept of Cougarmania is
based on.

Paul
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Sorry, Paul, but you've got it wrong. What yet another illiterate Cougars fan
said was "YOU AINT GOING TO ACHIEVE BOLLOCKS" which must mean that you
will achieve something. Perhaps he's realised that the Cougars are to Rugby
League what Phil Larder is to fashion.

When no-one else could give a toss about the competition, so we let you win it.

Eewoddalaff

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Kid yourself Austin. The proof will be in the the pudding when you "aint
gonna achieve bollocks" on Friday afternoon. Personally I really hope
we're not treated to the sight of Laughton with his fingers rammed up
his nostrils for 80 mins :) Email me anyway and we'll sort this beer
out!

(thought) Instead of improving the ground in Keighley, how about they
improve the schools?

Tra!
Paul
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