|> : : TELEVISED SUPER LEAGUE FIXTURES.-
|> : So its Fridays and Saturdays in the main. Saturday nights or
|> : Saturday afternoons?
|> Apparently kick off times will be 7.30 p.m. on Fridays and
|> 6.00 p.m. on Saturdays. There will also be a 'match of the
|> day' type programme on Sunday evenings with editted highlights
|> from other matches.
|> Now exactly how much does this all cost and how do I justify
|> it to the wifey?
That's easy, you just point out that instead of being down
the boozer every Friday night and Saturday pissing it up
against the wall you'll be at home snuggled up on the sofa
with your loved one watching your loved ones :-)
This rather assumes that you're a typical Northern Git of
course which being a "Dr" you probably, er, are?? Don't
forget you don't just get Sky Sports you get about twenty
channels of total and utter shite as well. Just pick
whatever 'er indoors favourite programme of the last twenty
years was and you're guaranteed to find it on either UK Gold
or Bravo every ***y day of the year. That might work.
Failing that you just say "Hold tha' ***y toong woman
and get ma ***y tea on t'table if tha doesn't want a
thick ear" and fetch her one across the head with your
cloth cap in the time honoured tradition. Or set the
whippet on her, the end result will be pretty much the
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