Sport Today

The ball will now be changed from the usual oval shape to a
new stainless steel round ball.

The game will now be changed to an indoor sport.

Players will use roller skates/motor bikes etc etc.

Rules - there won't be any - if a player gets maimed or killed
in the arena - tough.

Sky sports proudly present - ROLLERBALL!!!!

You know you want it!

I know I do :)

(The ***thirsty) Mugwump.

    !!    |-------------------------------------------|    !!

   !!!!   |        --iNTERzONE iNcORpOrATED---        |   !!!!
  /    \  |-------------------------------------------|  /    \
 ( O||O ) |"I think it's time for you boys to share my| ( O||O )
 (  /\  ) |last taste of the true black meat - flesh  | (  /\  )
  (/##\)  |of the giant aquatic Brazilian Centipede"  |  (/##\)

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Steve

[snipped proposed rule changes]

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Leighton

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The views expressed above are not necessarily those of the University of
Strathclyde. This is not surprising, as the University is a large
collection of buildings with no opinions of their own.

Mugwump.

I was led to belive that playing the Aussie clubs would be like being
fed to the Lions.

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Steve

I plump for:

1) Stephen Jones
2) The BBC Grandstand staff
3) Rod Hull

But let's throw them to something that doesn't kill quite so quickly :)

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Leighton

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Now I really, really mean this one: The above-mentioned views are all my
own, although they are only held in jest (except maybe the Stephen Jones
one. And while we're at it, let's have Julie Burchill in there, too
:*)). The University of Strathclyde had no part in their formulation,
and that's the way I like it.