> On Jun 21, 3:08 pm, Unclaimed Mysteries
>> Or else I fill this chatbored with at least six 500-line posts on UAB
>> football every single day.
>> That is, if I live long enough. I'm on thin ice already. And just
>> disrespecting the name Hawaii with all those apostrophes could get my
>> sorry haole ass kicked from here to the City of Refuse, I mean Refuge.
> Does this have something to do with the cryptic message?
> You took a job in 'h'a'v'v'i'i' ?
No. My sister's there, though. By now she's kama'aina (a "made" local).
Oddly enough, she's a UAB grad and has always corrected people who
mistake her for a Tide fan or even a big football fan.
When Bama played over there she complained that the local TV news would
deliberately pick out and interview the most embarrassing fans. I
reassured her that it was probably a random sample. That didn't help.
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.