A warning to Aubies and Vols

A warning to Aubies and Vols

Post by Bill Lan » Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:21:26


I was going to parody this, but after reading it I see no need to
change Mr. Edwards' words.  Consider them carefully

"The Geaudz that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a
spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is
dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks
upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he
is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten
thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful
venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more
than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but
his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It
is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the
last night; that you was suffered to awake again in this world, after
you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be
given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the
morning, but that Geaudz hand has held you up. There is no other
reason to be given why you have not gone to hell, since you have sat
here in the house of Geaud, provoking his pure eyes by your sinful
wicked manner of attending his solemn worship. Yea, there is nothing
else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment
drop down into hell."

--
mutt

"This is not the mystery of life.  This is sh*t."  Visitor Q

 
 
 

A warning to Aubies and Vols

Post by John Roger » Fri, 24 Sep 2004 13:20:14


stands in good with the Lord and I wanna decorate him.

Quote:
>I was going to parody this, but after reading it I see no need to
>change Mr. Edwards' words.  Consider them carefully

>"The Geaudz that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a
>spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is
>dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks
>upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he
>is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten
>thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful
>venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more
>than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but
>his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It
>is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the
>last night; that you was suffered to awake again in this world, after
>you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be
>given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the
>morning, but that Geaudz hand has held you up. There is no other
>reason to be given why you have not gone to hell, since you have sat
>here in the house of Geaud, provoking his pure eyes by your sinful
>wicked manner of attending his solemn worship. Yea, there is nothing
>else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment
>drop down into hell."

Well... YEAH. (Duh.)

John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta

"I will choose a path thats clear.
 I will choose free will."

 
 
 

A warning to Aubies and Vols

Post by Andrew Smit » Fri, 24 Sep 2004 21:15:13


Quote:
>I was going to parody this, but after reading it I see no need to
> change Mr. Edwards' words.  Consider them carefully

> "The Geaudz that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a
> spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is
> dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks
> upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he
> is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten
> thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful
> venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more
> than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but
> his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It
> is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the
> last night; that you was suffered to awake again in this world, after
> you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be
> given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the
> morning, but that Geaudz hand has held you up. There is no other
> reason to be given why you have not gone to hell, since you have sat
> here in the house of Geaud, provoking his pure eyes by your sinful
> wicked manner of attending his solemn worship. Yea, there is nothing
> else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment
> drop down into hell."

That's pretty much what we expect.

a.

 
 
 

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Post by Bill Dee » Fri, 24 Sep 2004 21:39:17

Quote:
>> "The Geaudz that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a
>> spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is
>> dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks
>> upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he
>> is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten
>> thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful
>> venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more
>> than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but
>> his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It
>> is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the
>> last night; that you was suffered to awake again in this world, after
>> you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be
>> given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the
>> morning, but that Geaudz hand has held you up. There is no other
>> reason to be given why you have not gone to hell, since you have sat
>> here in the house of Geaud, provoking his pure eyes by your sinful
>> wicked manner of attending his solemn worship. Yea, there is nothing
>> else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment
>> drop down into hell."

>That's pretty much what we expect.

>a.

  Yeah, the motto at Awbarn is "Better to rule in Hayell than serve in Heaven".
That is why the War  Devils will rule Neyland like Satan rules Tuscaloosa.
They've been smokin' stogies with DA BAHR and will use their pitchforks to ream
the hapless Vols.
 
 
 

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Post by Clockwork Orang » Fri, 24 Sep 2004 22:47:14


Deems)!

Quote:
> Yeah, the motto at Awbarn is "Better to rule in Hayell than
> serve in Heaven". That is why the War  Devils will rule Neyland
> like Satan rules Tuscaloosa. They've been smokin' stogies with
> DA BAHR and will use their pitchforks to ream the hapless Vols.

I expect Cadillac to play tic-tac-toe in that ***ed up end zone.
DOMINO, MOTHER***ER!!

--
Cheers,
--Jeff

"We have two quarterbacks now who can play,"
 said Pasqualoni. "Both are still
 developmental players."

HUH???

 
 
 

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Post by Bill Dee » Fri, 24 Sep 2004 23:48:58

Quote:
>> Yeah, the motto at Awbarn is "Better to rule in Hayell than
>> serve in Heaven". That is why the War  Devils will rule Neyland
>> like Satan rules Tuscaloosa. They've been smokin' stogies with
>> DA BAHR and will use their pitchforks to ream the hapless Vols.

>I expect Cadillac to play tic-tac-toe in that ***ed up end zone.
>DOMINO, MOTHER***ER!!

>--
>Cheers,
>--Jeff

  After this game, Awbarn will own both endzones. Be prepared for orange and
blue checkerboards.
 
 
 

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Post by Clockwork Orang » Sat, 25 Sep 2004 03:09:34


Deems)!

Quote:
>>> Yeah, the motto at Awbarn is "Better to rule in Hayell than
>>> serve in Heaven". That is why the War  Devils will rule
>>> Neyland like Satan rules Tuscaloosa. They've been smokin'
>>> stogies with DA BAHR and will use their pitchforks to ream the
>>> hapless Vols.

>>I expect Cadillac to play tic-tac-toe in that ***ed up end
>>zone. DOMINO, MOTHER***ER!!

>   After this game, Awbarn will own both endzones. Be prepared
>   for orange and blue checkerboards.

We need some o' them for the Carrier Dome.

OK, maybe not.

--
Cheers,
--Jeff

"We have two quarterbacks now who can play,"
 said Pasqualoni. "Both are still
 developmental players."

HUH???

 
 
 

A warning to Aubies and Vols

Post by Bill Dee » Sat, 25 Sep 2004 03:54:37

Quote:
>>>I expect Cadillac to play tic-tac-toe in that ***ed up end
>>>zone. DOMINO, MOTHER***ER!!

>>   After this game, Awbarn will own both endzones. Be prepared
>>   for orange and blue checkerboards.

>We need some o' them for the Carrier Dome.

>OK, maybe not.

>--
>Cheers,
>--Jeff

  I don't really care for the checkerboards, but I can live with them. The main
thing I wish they would do is fill the endzone. The checkerboard starts about a
yard from the goalline and, if you're sitting far away or have a bad angle,
it's hard to tell when someone has scored during short yardage situations. Of
course, that will not be a problem when Awbarn comes to town. The Mighty War
Iggles will be scoring at will from their own 20.
 
 
 

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Post by Clockwork Orang » Sat, 25 Sep 2004 03:58:41


Deems)!

Quote:
>>>>I expect Cadillac to play tic-tac-toe in that ***ed up end
>>>>zone. DOMINO, MOTHER***ER!!

>>>   After this game, Awbarn will own both endzones. Be prepared
>>>   for orange and blue checkerboards.

>>We need some o' them for the Carrier Dome.

>>OK, maybe not.

>   I don't really care for the checkerboards, but I can live with
>   them. The main
> thing I wish they would do is fill the endzone. The checkerboard
> starts about a yard from the goalline and, if you're sitting far
> away or have a bad angle, it's hard to tell when someone has
> scored during short yardage situations. Of course, that will not
> be a problem when Awbarn comes to town. The Mighty War Iggles
> will be scoring at will from their own 20.

This poast is correct. The only mystery in this game will be
whether Cadillac blows through the middle or races around the
corner before jogging downfield and jiving it on in there for six.
I reckon he'll have the Hypesman pretty much wrapped up by
halftime.

--
Cheers,
--Jeff

"We have two quarterbacks now who can play,"
 said Pasqualoni. "Both are still
 developmental players."

HUH???

 
 
 

A warning to Aubies and Vols

Post by Andrew Smit » Sat, 25 Sep 2004 11:12:34


Quote:

> Deems)!

>>>>>I expect Cadillac to play tic-tac-toe in that ***ed up end
>>>>>zone. DOMINO, MOTHER***ER!!

>>>>   After this game, Awbarn will own both endzones. Be prepared
>>>>   for orange and blue checkerboards.

>>>We need some o' them for the Carrier Dome.

>>>OK, maybe not.

>>   I don't really care for the checkerboards, but I can live with
>>   them. The main
>> thing I wish they would do is fill the endzone. The checkerboard
>> starts about a yard from the goalline and, if you're sitting far
>> away or have a bad angle, it's hard to tell when someone has
>> scored during short yardage situations. Of course, that will not
>> be a problem when Awbarn comes to town. The Mighty War Iggles
>> will be scoring at will from their own 20.

> This poast is correct. The only mystery in this game will be
> whether Cadillac blows through the middle or races around the
> corner before jogging downfield and jiving it on in there for six.
> I reckon he'll have the Hypesman pretty much wrapped up by
> halftime.

It is know the closest AU will be is the 0-0 TIE at the beginning of the
game.

a.

 
 
 

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Post by Bill Dee » Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:22:43

Quote:
>It is know the closest AU will be is the 0-0 TIE at the beginning of the
>game.

>a.

  And then the Awbarn scoring machine will kick in. It won't be pretty.
 
 
 

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Post by J. Hugh Sulliv » Sat, 25 Sep 2004 22:28:38

On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 02:12:34 GMT, "Andrew Smith"

Quote:




>> Deems)!

>>>>>>I expect Cadillac to play tic-tac-toe in that ***ed up end
>>>>>>zone. DOMINO, MOTHER***ER!!

>>>>>   After this game, Awbarn will own both endzones. Be prepared
>>>>>   for orange and blue checkerboards.

>>>>We need some o' them for the Carrier Dome.

>>>>OK, maybe not.

>>>   I don't really care for the checkerboards, but I can live with
>>>   them. The main
>>> thing I wish they would do is fill the endzone. The checkerboard
>>> starts about a yard from the goalline and, if you're sitting far
>>> away or have a bad angle, it's hard to tell when someone has
>>> scored during short yardage situations. Of course, that will not
>>> be a problem when Awbarn comes to town. The Mighty War Iggles
>>> will be scoring at will from their own 20.

>> This poast is correct. The only mystery in this game will be
>> whether Cadillac blows through the middle or races around the
>> corner before jogging downfield and jiving it on in there for six.
>> I reckon he'll have the Hypesman pretty much wrapped up by
>> halftime.

>It is know the closest AU will be is the 0-0 TIE at the beginning of the
>game.

>a.

Put Phat Phil on his phanny one time for me no matter how phar you
have to run OB to do it.

Wah Iggle.

Hugh