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>I have followed with some interest today's newstoops regarding the head
>coaching position at Texas A&M University.  I am impressed by the high
>standards which your football programikestoops is holding itself in letting
>go of quite a successful coach in search of even greater resultstoops.  I
>trust your next coaching selection will have what it takestoops to advance
>your programikestoops to the highest echelon of college football.  I urge
>you to not take a narrow view ofranchione what a successful college coach
>must be.  Rather, include a search of assistoopsant coaches at similarly
>situated universities with similar recruiting areas and try to mike, (I
>apologize for the typo) I mean mine yourselves a diamondcoordinator in the
>rough.

>Your Aggee Friend,

>Eggman
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>I have followed with some interest today's newstoops regarding the head
>coaching position at Texas A&M University.  I am impressed by the high
>standards which your football programikestoops is holding itself in letting
>go of quite a successful coach in search of even greater resultstoops.  I
>trust your next coaching selection will have what it takestoops to advance
>your programikestoops to the highest echelon of college football.  I urge
>you to not take a narrow view ofranchione what a successful college coach
>must be.  Rather, include a search of assistoopsant coaches at similarly
>situated universities with similar recruiting areas and try to mike, (I
>apologize for the typo) I mean mine yourselves a diamondcoordinator in the
>rough.

>Your Aggee Friend,

>Eggman
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> To My Fellow Aggee Brothers to the South Whom It May Concern,

> I have followed with some interest today's newstoops regarding the head
> coaching position at Texas A&M University.  I am impressed by the high
> standards which your football programikestoops is holding itself in letting
> go of quite a successful coach in search of even greater resultstoops.  I
> trust your next coaching selection will have what it takestoops to advance
> your programikestoops to the highest echelon of college football.  I urge
> you to not take a narrow view ofranchione what a successful college coach
> must be.  Rather, include a search of assistoopsant coaches at similarly
> situated universities with similar recruiting areas and try to mike, (I
> apologize for the typo) I mean mine yourselves a diamondcoordinator in the
> rough.

> Your Aggee Friend,

> Eggman
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>I have followed with some interest today's newstoops regarding the head
>coaching position at Texas A&M University.  I am impressed by the high
>standards which your football programikestoops is holding itself in letting
>go of quite a successful coach in search of even greater resultstoops.  I
>trust your next coaching selection will have what it takestoops to advance
>your programikestoops to the highest echelon of college football.  I urge
>you to not take a narrow view ofranchione what a successful college coach
>must be.  Rather, include a search of assistoopsant coaches at similarly
>situated universities with similar recruiting areas and try to mike, (I
>apologize for the typo) I mean mine yourselves a diamondcoordinator in the
>rough.

>Your Aggee Friend,

>Eggman
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> Your Aggee Friend,

> Eggman
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>> Your Aggee Friend,

>> Eggman
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>Ok, I'll bite. Who the hell is "gike stoops" ?

> I have followed with some interest today's newstoops regarding the
> head coaching position at Texas A&M University.  I am impressed by the
> high standards which your football programikestoops is holding itself
> in letting go of quite a successful coach in search of even greater
> resultstoops.  I trust your next coaching selection will have what it
> takestoops to advance your programikestoops to the highest echelon of
> college football.  I urge you to not take a narrow view ofranchione
> what a successful college coach must be.  Rather, include a search of
> assistoopsant coaches at similarly situated universities with similar
> recruiting areas and try to mike, (I apologize for the typo) I mean
> mine yourselves a diamondcoordinator in the rough.

> Your Aggee Friend,

> Eggman
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> Two words:  fixed pitch font.

>>>Ok, I'll bite. Who the hell is "gike stoops" ?

>> Two words:  fixed pitch font.

>Nobody runs the fixed pitch anymore, it's gone the way of the single
>wing. Get with the program, son.

>> To My Fellow Aggee Brothers to the South Whom It May Concern,

>> I have followed with some interest today's newstoops regarding the head
>> coaching position at Texas A&M University.  I am impressed by the high
>> standards which your football programikestoops is holding itself in letting
>> go of quite a successful coach in search of even greater resultstoops.  I
>> trust your next coaching selection will have what it takestoops to advance
>> your programikestoops to the highest echelon of college football.  I urge
>> you to not take a narrow view ofranchione what a successful college coach
>> must be.  Rather, include a search of assistoopsant coaches at similarly
>> situated universities with similar recruiting areas and try to mike, (I
>> apologize for the typo) I mean mine yourselves a diamondcoordinator in the
>> rough.

>> Your Aggee Friend,

>> Eggman
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>I wouldavie just like to addavie that that slocum guy suckedavie.  It's
>about time they cannedavie his ass.  It's very important for them to
>make a long hardavie search for a man who knows not only how to recruit
>athletes, but to teach and graduate them from the school while at the
>same time turning them into fine upstanding citizens.  I myself cannot
>findavie anyone on the list of candidates who will exceed the success of
>the current coach, but I'm sure that the fine staff at A&M will be able
>to findavie a great man who will be an important fixture in football in
>the state of texas for a long time to come.

> >>Ok, I'll bite. Who the hell is "gike stoops" ?

> > Two words:  fixed pitch font.

> Nobody runs the fixed pitch anymore, it's gone the way of the single
> wing. Get with the program, son.

>> >>Ok, I'll bite. Who the hell is "gike stoops" ?

>> > Two words:  fixed pitch font.

>> Nobody runs the fixed pitch anymore, it's gone the way of the single
>> wing. Get with the program, son.

> Someone should bring back the single wing.  The single wing
> is the greatest offense ever invented.

>>>> Ok, I'll bite. Who the hell is "gike stoops" ?

>>> Two words:  fixed pitch font.

>> Nobody runs the fixed pitch anymore, it's gone the way of the single
>> wing. Get with the program, son.

> Someone should bring back the single wing.  The single wing
> is the greatest offense ever invented.