Nevermind the facts, Cornhuskeress, just give me the details!
>> I have completed all my Christmas shopping. And you know what
>> impresses me the most - for the first time, I finished it ALL
>> without ever going inside a store or anywhere near a (shudder!)
>> Yep, all done on-line from Circuit City, Amazon, e-Bay, Lands
>> End, the Pitt Campus Store and several other more obscure
>> places. Everything from Roethlisberger jerseys to Lego
>> Technics to Yugioh cards to jackets to the LOTR DVD's to a
>> friggin' telescope. And all at damn reasonable prices to boot.
>> Now I shall sit back and mock the lunatics who go scurrying
>> around the mall - sweet Jeebus, how the *** can ANY normal
>> person venture anywhere near a mall until well past January?
> I did the exact same thing. There are too many people in this
> area for me to remotely wish to brave the malls.
> (Sanctimonious Cornhusker ***)
> "Life is all about ass: you're either covering it, laughing it
> off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece
> of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!"
Pussies, Ya'll proabably watch soccer too. All it takes is a little
planning. I've been doing the mall/shopping center/select shops
thing each day this week. I'm selective about where I go, cruising
the side streets to unused mall entrances, parking in the back row
even when other spots are available, It's actually been a rather
"By the unwinking red eye of Ra."