Oregon Critics must face one fact

Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by C The Shocke » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 02:42:38


The Ducks finished #2 in the country, 11-1, and had a Heisman candidate and
first-round NFL draft pick QBing for them. Given this team's history, that's
an incredible achievement.

That's something none of you can take away from them.

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Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by Bill Lan » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 02:46:18

C The Shocker, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

Quote:
> The Ducks finished #2 in the country, 11-1, and had a Heisman
> candidate and first-round NFL draft pick QBing for them. Given
> this team's history, that's an incredible achievement.

> That's something none of you can take away from them.

Ducks:2001::Hokies:1999

Welcome to Hell.

--
mutt

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is the floor."  Mudhoney

 
 
 

Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by C The Shocke » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 02:50:48


Quote:
> C The Shocker, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > The Ducks finished #2 in the country, 11-1, and had a Heisman
> > candidate and first-round NFL draft pick QBing for them. Given
> > this team's history, that's an incredible achievement.

> > That's something none of you can take away from them.

> Ducks:2001::Hokies:1999

> Welcome to Hell.

Even though I think Slick is a pretentious bastard, his Hokies did taste the
promised land once. Just like the Ducks. Who knows when those two teams ever
will again?

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Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by jbir » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 02:53:44

Quote:



> > C The Shocker, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > > The Ducks finished #2 in the country, 11-1, and had a Heisman
> > > candidate and first-round NFL draft pick QBing for them. Given
> > > this team's history, that's an incredible achievement.

> > > That's something none of you can take away from them.

> > Ducks:2001::Hokies:1999

> > Welcome to Hell.

> Even though I think Slick is a pretentious bastard, his Hokies did taste the
> promised land once. Just like the Ducks. Who knows when those two teams ever
> will again?

I would say they smelled the promised land they didn't actually taste
it.

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Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by Jon Russel » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 02:51:13


Quote:

>The Ducks finished #2 in the country, 11-1, and had a Heisman candidate and
>first-round NFL draft pick QBing for them. Given this team's history, that's
>an incredible achievement.

>That's something none of you can take away from them.

Okay, since I've entirely missed the thread that this must have been derived
from - and since I was quite vocal in my belief that the Ducks ought to have
played in the Rose Bowel - wassup?  Brief synopsis requested.

Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs

Jon Russell, the CheeseHuskerPope of MSAPO

Chicago 86

 
 
 

Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by Jon Russel » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 02:52:43


Quote:

>C The Shocker, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

>> The Ducks finished #2 in the country, 11-1, and had a Heisman
>> candidate and first-round NFL draft pick QBing for them. Given
>> this team's history, that's an incredible achievement.

>> That's something none of you can take away from them.

>Ducks:2001::Hokies:1999

>Welcome to Hell.

For some reason, FSU 2000 comes to mind, but I'm not sure why.

Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs

Jon Russell, the CheeseHuskerPope of MSAPO

Chicago 86

 
 
 

Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by Scott I. Ferrel » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 03:40:12

Quote:




> > > C The Shocker, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > > > The Ducks finished #2 in the country, 11-1, and had a Heisman
> > > > candidate and first-round NFL draft pick QBing for them. Given
> > > > this team's history, that's an incredible achievement.

> > > > That's something none of you can take away from them.

> > > Ducks:2001::Hokies:1999

> > > Welcome to Hell.

> > Even though I think Slick is a pretentious bastard, his Hokies did taste the
> > promised land once. Just like the Ducks. Who knows when those two teams ever
> > will again?

> I would say they smelled the promised land they didn't actually taste
> it.

I'd say that they whiffed the soiled panties of the promised land, but
only after tehy were tossed into the garbage.

SIF

 
 
 

Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by Carl Lundsted » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 04:46:30

Quote:
> Okay, since I've entirely missed the thread that this must have been
> derived from - and since I was quite vocal in my belief that the Ducks
> ought to have played in the Rose Bowel - wassup?  Brief synopsis
> requested.

I would agree, however I think Miami would have done the same thing to
Oregon that they did to the Huskers.  The Ducks would have ended the
season 10-2 and none to happy about life.  NOW the Ducks get to say 11-1
and one, "and none of you can take that away".

Was I the only person who saw the look of terror and awe on the face of
the Duck's head coach as he sat on the sidelines?

Hear me Ducks, the Husker's took one in the ass for you.  You're welcome.

BTW, if the Husker's hadn't gone, wouldn't CU have gone?  Wasn't Oregon
4th in the BCS?  CU would have had their head handed to them by Miami,
and a CU/NU rematch would have likely been another butt-whoopin' by the
Buffaloes.

(Oh woe is the coming Husker season...)
--
Carl Lundstedt,UNL
---------------
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Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by ConnMoo » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 05:04:41

Quote:
>Subject: Re: Oregon Critics must face one fact

>Date: 6/25/20
>I would agree, however I think Miami would have done the same thing to
>Oregon that they did to the Huskers

Most Duck fans would disagree with that.  Oregon did pretty damn well against a
Colorado team that crushed Nebraska.  It was seen during bowl season that a lot
of teams could run up the score on last years Big 12 teams.  Oregon may have
lost a game, but they were never even close to getting blown out by anyone.  

Quote:
>The Ducks would have ended the
>season 10-2 and none to happy about life.  NOW the Ducks get to say 11-1
>and one, "and none of you can take that away".

that is true....It is fun to whine, and talk about what might have been.

Quote:
>BTW, if the Husker's hadn't gone, wouldn't CU have gone?  Wasn't Oregon
>4th in the BCS?  CU would have had their head handed to them by Miami,
>and a CU/NU rematch would have likely been another butt-whoopin' by the
>Buffaloes.

yep Oregon was 4th---why do you think we have been whining so much?  Besides
the fact it is in our nature of course.

Quote:

>(Oh woe is the coming Husker season...)

How good are you guys going to be?  I saw one poll that had Nebraska 10th in
the country--yet with a 9-4 record.  Who is going to be QB?  Do you have a stud
running back yet?
 
 
 

Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by C The Shocke » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 05:09:01


Quote:
> > Okay, since I've entirely missed the thread that this must have been
> > derived from - and since I was quite vocal in my belief that the Ducks
> > ought to have played in the Rose Bowel - wassup?  Brief synopsis
> > requested.

> I would agree, however I think Miami would have done the same thing to
> Oregon that they did to the Huskers.  The Ducks would have ended the
> season 10-2 and none to happy about life.  NOW the Ducks get to say 11-1
> and one, "and none of you can take that away".

No. Wrong. Sorry. Thanks for playing. If Miami had beaten Oregon on the
football field, then the Ducks and Oregon's fans would have appriciated the
chance and been on their merry way, ala ***ia Tech. No whining, no
complaining. The fact that they busted up a mediocre-assed Colorado team
that everyone in the nation took too highly is beside the point. OREGON
SHOULD HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN OR LOSE.

Quote:
> Was I the only person who saw the look of terror and awe on the face of
> the Duck's head coach as he sat on the sidelines?

You were the only person. Belotti was there to accept a split national title
should Nebraska win. He was obviously dissappointed in the outcome, but, as
he said in the interview, "I would have liked the chance to try".

Quote:
> Hear me Ducks, the Husker's took one in the ass for you.  You're welcome.

Nebraska, you did no one any favors. Don't pump yourself up thinking you did
some noble deed. You didn't belong there.

Quote:
> BTW, if the Husker's hadn't gone, wouldn't CU have gone?  Wasn't Oregon
> 4th in the BCS?  CU would have had their head handed to them by Miami,
> and a CU/NU rematch would have likely been another butt-whoopin' by the
> Buffaloes.

Oregon was a few percentage points ahead of Colorado in the final BCS
standings. You are correct, however, that Colorado would have gotten
manhandled just like the Huskers.

The interview I loved afterwards was Belotti, asking for "one more game".
Why couldn't this have happened?

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Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by C The Shocke » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 05:11:08



Quote:


> > > Okay, since I've entirely missed the thread that this must have been
> > > derived from - and since I was quite vocal in my belief that the Ducks
> > > ought to have played in the Rose Bowel - wassup?  Brief synopsis
> > > requested.

> > I would agree, however I think Miami would have done the same thing to
> > Oregon that they did to the Huskers.  The Ducks would have ended the
> > season 10-2 and none to happy about life.  NOW the Ducks get to say 11-1
> > and one, "and none of you can take that away".

> No. Wrong. Sorry. Thanks for playing. If Miami had beaten Oregon on the
> football field, then the Ducks and Oregon's fans would have appriciated
the
> chance and been on their merry way, ala ***ia Tech. No whining, no
> complaining. The fact that they busted up a mediocre-assed Colorado team
> that everyone in the nation took too highly is beside the point. OREGON
> SHOULD HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN OR LOSE.

> > Was I the only person who saw the look of terror and awe on the face of
> > the Duck's head coach as he sat on the sidelines?

> You were the only person. Belotti was there to accept a split national
title
> should Nebraska win. He was obviously dissappointed in the outcome, but,
as
> he said in the interview, "I would have liked the chance to try".

> > Hear me Ducks, the Husker's took one in the ass for you.  You're
welcome.

> Nebraska, you did no one any favors. Don't pump yourself up thinking you
did
> some noble deed. You didn't belong there.

> > BTW, if the Husker's hadn't gone, wouldn't CU have gone?  Wasn't Oregon
> > 4th in the BCS?  CU would have had their head handed to them by Miami,
> > and a CU/NU rematch would have likely been another butt-whoopin' by the
> > Buffaloes.

> Oregon was a few percentage points ahead of Colorado in the final BCS
> standings. You are correct, however, that Colorado would have gotten
> manhandled just like the Huskers.

I was wrong. The Ducks were 4th behind Colorado in the final bowl-seeding
BCS standings.

Even more reason to fix a broken system.

--
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Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by Carl Lundsted » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 05:33:51

Quote:

>>(Oh woe is the coming Husker season...)

> How good are you guys going to be?  I saw one poll that had Nebraska
> 10th in the country--yet with a 9-4 record.  Who is going to be QB?  Do
> you have a stud running back yet?

UNL will NOT be great.  I don't see any improvements out of the defense.
The O-line took a big hit with the early exit of Fonoti and is quite
young.  The O-line at UNL is a very complicated position and if
just one or two people aren't 'getting it' the whole system fails.

It looks as though UNL's QB will be Jammal Lord.  He's a 'Tommie Frazer'
like QB.  He looks pretty good, but the entire husker offense hinges on
the quality of the O-line which has yet to be proven.  We also have
Mike Stuntz at QB who threw a Touchdown pass last year (to Eric Crouch).

We're not hurting for RBs. I don't think we lost any starter from last
year. We have Collins, Diedrick (who is coming into his own) and Davis
(as well as some redshirts).  But again...O-line..O-line...O-line...

The sophomore FB, Steve Kriewald (from my high school) is a MOOSE.

It will be VERY telling as to what happens at PSU.  If the Defensive
Coordinator has been boning up on something we like to call
ADJUSTMENTS, and the O-line is full of quick studies, we might be ok.

But those are a LOT of ifs...any poll that puts us 10th (right now) is
NUTS.

Nebraska could very well end up 4th in the BigXII North (or they could
win it).  The BigXII north should be real interesting to watch this
year.  Iowa State may shock the world, they have a good chance of
going to the BigXII championship game.

How are the Ducks looking?  How's the Pac10 going to fair?

--
Carl Lundstedt,UNL
---------------
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Post by Carl Lundsted » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 05:43:54

Quote:

>> I would agree, however I think Miami would have done the same thing to
>> Oregon that they did to the Huskers.  The Ducks would have ended the
>> season 10-2 and none to happy about life.  NOW the Ducks get to say
>> 11-1 and one, "and none of you can take that away".

> No. Wrong. Sorry. Thanks for playing. If Miami had beaten Oregon on the
> football field, then the Ducks and Oregon's fans would have appriciated
> the chance and been on their merry way, ala ***ia Tech. No whining,
> no complaining. The fact that they busted up a mediocre-assed Colorado
> team that everyone in the nation took too highly is beside the point.
> OREGON SHOULD HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN OR LOSE.

WHAT PART OF "I would agree" DONUT YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!!?!

Quote:
> Nebraska, you did no one any favors. Don't pump yourself up thinking you
> did some noble deed. You didn't belong there.

"Don't pump yourself"...ODL

We may not have belonged there BUT GUESS WHAT...IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!

GOD DAMN, I HATE people pissing on Nebraska as though it was OUR DOING!
Christ.  We were happy to go, but (and this is important) IT WASN'T OUR
FAULT!  

Quote:
>> BTW, if the Husker's hadn't gone, wouldn't CU have gone?  Wasn't Oregon
>> 4th in the BCS?  CU would have had their head handed to them by Miami,
>> and a CU/NU rematch would have likely been another butt-whoopin' by the
>> Buffaloes.

> Oregon was a few percentage points ahead of Colorado in the final BCS
> standings. You are correct, however, that Colorado would have gotten
> manhandled just like the Huskers.

No. Wrong. Sorry. Thanks for playing. CU had the BCS points over
the Ducks.

--
Carl Lundstedt,UNL
---------------
In other news Microsoft spokesman says "we magnanimously concede that breathing
oxygen is not, in and of itself, stealing from us".-- Tri0de, Slashdot post

 
 
 

Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by C The Shocke » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 05:43:00


Quote:

> >> I would agree, however I think Miami would have done the same thing to
> >> Oregon that they did to the Huskers.  The Ducks would have ended the
> >> season 10-2 and none to happy about life.  NOW the Ducks get to say
> >> 11-1 and one, "and none of you can take that away".

> > No. Wrong. Sorry. Thanks for playing. If Miami had beaten Oregon on the
> > football field, then the Ducks and Oregon's fans would have appriciated
> > the chance and been on their merry way, ala ***ia Tech. No whining,
> > no complaining. The fact that they busted up a mediocre-assed Colorado
> > team that everyone in the nation took too highly is beside the point.
> > OREGON SHOULD HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN OR LOSE.

> WHAT PART OF "I would agree" DONUT YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!!?!

> > Nebraska, you did no one any favors. Don't pump yourself up thinking you
> > did some noble deed. You didn't belong there.

> "Don't pump yourself"...ODL

> We may not have belonged there BUT GUESS WHAT...IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!

> GOD DAMN, I HATE people pissing on Nebraska as though it was OUR DOING!
> Christ.  We were happy to go, but (and this is important) IT WASN'T OUR
> FAULT!

> >> BTW, if the Husker's hadn't gone, wouldn't CU have gone?  Wasn't Oregon
> >> 4th in the BCS?  CU would have had their head handed to them by Miami,
> >> and a CU/NU rematch would have likely been another butt-whoopin' by the
> >> Buffaloes.

> > Oregon was a few percentage points ahead of Colorado in the final BCS
> > standings. You are correct, however, that Colorado would have gotten
> > manhandled just like the Huskers.

> No. Wrong. Sorry. Thanks for playing. CU had the BCS points over
> the Ducks.

Which if you had read my next reply, I admitted and apologized for being
wrong on.

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Oregon Critics must face one fact

Post by ConnMoo » Thu, 27 Jun 2002 06:58:02

Quote:
>Subject: Re: Oregon Critics must face one fact

>How are the Ducks looking?  How's the Pac10 going to fair?

 USC has had some amazing recruiting classes, and they should be winning
national title after national title, but of course they have the single worst
AD in all college sports, and their coach is mediocre...but the talent there is
amazing.

Washington (*** *** ***) is going to win the Pac Ten...they bring back a lot
and that candy assed QB of theirs is going to be healthy.

The most overrated team you will see in the pre season polls is going to be
Washington State.  They are exactly like Oregon State the year before, in that
they lost their giant receivers, but the idiot pollsters only see that they are
bringing back their decent QB, decide that they are going to rule the world.  

Oregon will have a very good season...9 or 10 wins.  They will not be as good
as last year, because they are going to be thinner at running back, and of
course, no all american at QB.  What they DO have going for them is the single
wimpiest schedule in the history of college football outside of Kansas State. 8
home games, the only "major" non conference team they have to face is
Mississippi State. As a fan I dont like it at all, but I have to remember that
they had to scramble a little because Michigan moved their games up a year.
Outside of Washington, I dont see any Pac Ten teams making any moves to the
national title game (Fiesta Bowl this year?) UNLESS USC plays close to the
potential they have...but dont hold your breath.

Here is my Pac Ten picks----for those of you that like to throw things back in
the face of people that try predictions..save for later.

1) Washington
2) Oregon
3) USC
4) UCLA
5) WSU
6) OSU
7) Arizona St
8) Stanfraud
9) Aizona
10) Poor little Cal..but they will be better.