I am tired of the Internet today.

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Mercellus Bohre » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:23:40


Deer Internet,

I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
PLANET EARTH.

I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
(..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
WHALE.

I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
"we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

I am tired of you today INTERNET.

YOU SUCK!111

ISB, IAB.

TIA.

HAND.

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Frisbee » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:35:06


Quote:
> Deer Internet,

> I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> PLANET EARTH.

> I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> (..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> WHALE.

> I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> "we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> I am tired of you today INTERNET.

> YOU SUCK!111

> ISB, IAB.

> TIA.

> HAND.

There's always tomorrow.

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Jim Bus » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:40:55

I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Mercellus Bohren

Quote:
>Deer Internet,

>I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
>mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
>cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
>pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
>obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
>being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
>Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
>to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
>PLANET EARTH.

>I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
>(..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
>ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
>my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
>universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
>mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
>it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
>WHALE.

>I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
>innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
>say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
>"we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
>wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
>sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
>KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

>I am tired of you today INTERNET.

>YOU SUCK!111

>ISB, IAB.

>TIA.

>HAND.

This site is the solution to all your internet problems.  In fact, it
may be the highest and best use the internet can ever hope to achieve:

http://SportToday.org/

Jim B.

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by us » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:50:49



Quote:
> Deer Internet,

> I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> PLANET EARTH.

> I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> (..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> WHALE.

> I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> "we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> I am tired of you today INTERNET.

ME TOO !!!!

Ed

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Mercellus Bohre » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:58:49


Quote:


> > Deer Internet,

> > I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> > mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> > cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> > pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> > obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> > being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> > Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> > to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> > PLANET EARTH.

> > I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> > (..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> > ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> > my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> > universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> > mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> > it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> > WHALE.

> > I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> > innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> > say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> > "we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> > wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> > sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> > KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> > I am tired of you today INTERNET.

> ME TOO !!!!

> Ed

Die.
 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by GrtArtist » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:07:10


Quote:
> Deer Internet,

> I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> PLANET EARTH.

<snip>

You expected something better? If yes, why? If no, why bother to
complain?

GrtArtiste

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Edward M. Kenned » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:02:18

GET A LIFE!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Quote:

> Deer Internet,

> I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> PLANET EARTH.

> I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> (..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> WHALE.

> I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> "we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> I am tired of you today INTERNET.

> YOU SUCK!111

> ISB, IAB.

> TIA.

> HAND.

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by John Roger » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:54:09


and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

Quote:
>This site is the solution to all your internet problems.  In fact, it
>may be the highest and best use the internet can ever hope to achieve:

>http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Since I'm kind of partial to corgies...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/oh-hi-im-just-b...

John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta
The Nail Gun of Quiet Reflection
Deacon Dr. John Flow

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role
in the decisions I make." (Paris Hilton)

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Mercellus Bohre » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:07:05


Quote:
> I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Mercellus Bohren

> >Deer Internet,

> >I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> >mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> >cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> >pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> >obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> >being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> >Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> >to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> >PLANET EARTH.

> >I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> >(..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> >ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> >my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> >universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> >mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> >it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> >WHALE.

> >I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> >innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> >say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> >"we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> >wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> >sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> >KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> >I am tired of you today INTERNET.

> >YOU SUCK!111

> >ISB, IAB.

> >TIA.

> >HAND.

> This site is the solution to all your internet problems.  In fact, it
> may be the highest and best use the internet can ever hope to achieve:

> http://SportToday.org/

> Jim B.

hmmmmm... I disagrees with ur theories.
 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Jim Bus » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:12:51

I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Mercellus Bohren

Quote:

>> I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Mercellus Bohren

>> >Deer Internet,

>> >I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
>> >mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
>> >cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
>> >pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
>> >obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
>> >being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
>> >Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
>> >to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
>> >PLANET EARTH.

>> >I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
>> >(..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
>> >ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
>> >my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
>> >universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
>> >mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
>> >it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
>> >WHALE.

>> >I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
>> >innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
>> >say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
>> >"we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
>> >wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
>> >sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
>> >KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

>> >I am tired of you today INTERNET.

>> >YOU SUCK!111

>> >ISB, IAB.

>> >TIA.

>> >HAND.

>> This site is the solution to all your internet problems.  In fact, it
>> may be the highest and best use the internet can ever hope to achieve:

>> http://SportToday.org/

>> Jim B.

>hmmmmm... I disagrees with ur theories.

Using lolcats, your original post would have been something like this:

<picture of cute cat, with caption>
"O Hai.  I'm in ur internetz, sharing stoopid opinyunz."

So simple, so easy.  And you get a picture of a cute cat out of the
deal.

Jim B.

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by rastafarians2.. » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:18:14


Quote:
> Deer Internet,

> I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> PLANET EARTH.

> I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> (..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> WHALE.

> I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> "we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> I am tired of you today INTERNET.

You are clearly not using the internets today for what it was designed
to do.  Go find some free Pr0n!
 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Mercellus Bohre » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:38:18


Quote:
> I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Mercellus Bohren


> >> I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Mercellus Bohren

> >> >Deer Internet,

> >> >I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> >> >mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> >> >cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> >> >pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> >> >obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> >> >being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> >> >Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> >> >to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> >> >PLANET EARTH.

> >> >I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> >> >(..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> >> >ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> >> >my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> >> >universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> >> >mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> >> >it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> >> >WHALE.

> >> >I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> >> >innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> >> >say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> >> >"we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> >> >wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> >> >sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> >> >KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> >> >I am tired of you today INTERNET.

> >> >YOU SUCK!111

> >> >ISB, IAB.

> >> >TIA.

> >> >HAND.

> >> This site is the solution to all your internet problems.  In fact, it
> >> may be the highest and best use the internet can ever hope to achieve:

> >>http://SportToday.org/

> >> Jim B.

> >hmmmmm... I disagrees with ur theories.

> Using lolcats, your original post would have been something like this:

> <picture of cute cat, with caption>
> "O Hai.  I'm in ur internetz, sharing stoopid opinyunz."

> So simple, so easy.  And you get a picture of a cute cat out of the
> deal.

> Jim B.

The end is near.
 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Ralph Kenne » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:52:23

Quote:

> I am tired of you today INTERNET.

<Shrub>


</Shrub>

--Ralph Kennedy      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice

       "This is rsfc, not the Algonquin roundtable."
                                 -xyzzy, 2/16/07

 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by Mercellus Bohre » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:10:14


Quote:

> > I am tired of you today INTERNET.

> <Shrub>


> </Shrub>

> --Ralph Kennedy      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
>                         {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
>                                           ^---------------The Wrong Choice

>        "This is rsfc, not the Algonquin roundtable."
>                                  -xyzzy, 2/16/07

TH3RE WAS WUN???1111!1
 
 
 

I am tired of the Internet today.

Post by unklbo » Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:17:21


Quote:
> Deer Internet,

> I am tired of the horse-shit, the rambling, the babbling brook of the
> mildly-retarded pseudo-intellectuals that cower in their little
> cubicle cells, or bedrooms, or kitchens, or "home offices," waiting to
> pounce like tigers on the mere whiff of self-determined facts and
> obscure references to whatever space is being wasted by the sounds
> being ejected from the mouths of, for instance, Fred Thompson, Barak
> Obama, MI3K Dahmus, Paris Hilton, Alan Greenspan, Andy Bechtolsheim,
> to name but a few of the horde of time-wasting blow-hards that inhabit
> PLANET EARTH.

> I am tired of my aunt, uncle, mother, dog walker, sister, brother
> (..no, scratch brother) sending me forwarded chain messages and lame-
> ass jokes that incite me to fling a snot infested booger, lifted from
> my nostril, at the wall where I can watch it sit, stuck in it's own
> universe, while I determine the best method for which to manage my
> mailbox that has become infested with so much ***FROM PEOPLE I KNOW,
> it resembles the underside of the belly of a dead and decaying ***
> WHALE.

> I am tired of the internet chatrooms where people act sickly sweet and
> innocent, biding their time until they can come up with a new way to
> say "he likes that too"," she agrees with this", or "I love that", or
> "we hope you get better", or "sorry to hear about your psychotic
> wife", or "my prayers are with you", or, worst of all, *** some
> sort of full-bore internet chatroom weep fest from PEOPLE THEY DO NOT
> KNOW AND WOULD PROBABLY NOT LIKE IF THEY DID.

> I am tired of you today INTERNET.

> YOU SUCK!111

> ISB, IAB.

> TIA.

> HAND.

"snot infested booger" is redudnant

the rest is Ginzberg like in its rythm and beauty.