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by **Dingus Kh** » Sun, 26 Sep 2004 12:01:37

Astonishingly, this juggernaut assembled by THEHCAPPER is lowest in
the whole league in scoring, has the worst record too and is pretty
much just about as big a joke as he was during his highly publicized
22 game losing streak. What a putz. I find the FOUR PILE OF SHIT TEs
particularly hilarious. Oh, and take a gander at those RBS - only a
man with keen insight into the game could have assembled that bunch.

Owner: HCapper Player YTD Pts Bye Drafted
Culpepper, Daunte MIN QB 55 4 2.04
Harrington, Joey DET QB 30 4 8.04
Manning, Eli NYG QB 3 6 10.04
Warner, Kurt NYG QB 23 6 9.13

Carter, Ki-jana NOS RB 0 8 FA
Cartwright, Rock WAS RB 0 7 22.04
Hearst, Garrison DEN RB (Q) 0 10 4.04
McGahee, Willis BUF RB 4 3 6.04
Watson, Kenny CIN RB 9 5 FA

Chrebet, Wayne NYJ WR 2 3 21.13
Davis, Andre' CLE WR 8 8 7.13
Finneran, Brian ATL WR (Q) 1 9 11.13
Jenkins, Michael ATL WR 0 9 14.04
Moss, Randy MIN WR 27 4 1.13

Baker, Chris NYJ TE 8 3 FA
Becht, Anthony NYJ TE 0 3 12.04
Brady, Kyle JAC TE (D) 0 9 FA
Bruener, Mark HOU TE 0 7 FA

Brien, Doug NYJ PK 17 3 16.04
Edinger, Paul CHI PK 5 5 18.01

Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def 19 5 13.13
Redskins, Washington WAS Def 18 7 17.13
22 Total Players

by **ItsPol** » Sun, 26 Sep 2004 15:14:23

kenny watson!! lol!!

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by **Pecktacul** » Sun, 26 Sep 2004 17:13:24

wick mocking somebody for poor Cage performance is like dennis miller
giving advice on keeping your act fresh

by **Tattoo Collecto** » Sun, 26 Sep 2004 22:05:43

Painful. Did he not get a draft pick for rounds three through seven?

Quote:

> Astonishingly, this juggernaut assembled by THEHCAPPER is lowest in
> the whole league in scoring, has the worst record too and is pretty
> much just about as big a joke as he was during his highly publicized
> 22 game losing streak. What a putz. I find the FOUR PILE OF SHIT TEs
> particularly hilarious. Oh, and take a gander at those RBS - only a
> man with keen insight into the game could have assembled that bunch.

> Owner: HCapper Player YTD Pts Bye Drafted
> Culpepper, Daunte MIN QB 55 4 2.04
> Harrington, Joey DET QB 30 4 8.04
> Manning, Eli NYG QB 3 6 10.04
> Warner, Kurt NYG QB 23 6 9.13

> Carter, Ki-jana NOS RB 0 8 FA
> Cartwright, Rock WAS RB 0 7 22.04
> Hearst, Garrison DEN RB (Q) 0 10 4.04
> McGahee, Willis BUF RB 4 3 6.04
> Watson, Kenny CIN RB 9 5 FA

> Chrebet, Wayne NYJ WR 2 3 21.13
> Davis, Andre' CLE WR 8 8 7.13
> Finneran, Brian ATL WR (Q) 1 9 11.13
> Jenkins, Michael ATL WR 0 9 14.04
> Moss, Randy MIN WR 27 4 1.13

> Baker, Chris NYJ TE 8 3 FA
> Becht, Anthony NYJ TE 0 3 12.04
> Brady, Kyle JAC TE (D) 0 9 FA
> Bruener, Mark HOU TE 0 7 FA

> Brien, Doug NYJ PK 17 3 16.04
> Edinger, Paul CHI PK 5 5 18.01

> Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def 19 5 13.13
> Redskins, Washington WAS Def 18 7 17.13
> 22 Total Players

by **The Magnificent Bastar** » Sun, 26 Sep 2004 23:47:51

On 24 Sep 2004 20:01:37 -0700, in rec.sport.football.fantasy, Dingus
Khan rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told -

Quote:

> Astonishingly, this juggernaut assembled by THEHCAPPER is lowest in
> the whole league in scoring, has the worst record too and is pretty
> much just about as big a joke as he was during his highly publicized
> 22 game losing streak. What a putz. I find the FOUR PILE OF SHIT TEs
> particularly hilarious. Oh, and take a gander at those RBS - only a
> man with keen insight into the game could have assembled that bunch.

> Owner: HCapper Player YTD Pts Bye Drafted
> Culpepper, Daunte MIN QB 55 4 2.04
> Harrington, Joey DET QB 30 4 8.04
> Manning, Eli NYG QB 3 6 10.04
> Warner, Kurt NYG QB 23 6 9.13

> Carter, Ki-jana NOS RB 0 8 FA
> Cartwright, Rock WAS RB 0 7 22.04

Nice value to pick up Rock Cartwright in the 22nd round. I dunno how he
slipped by everyone else in the league.

Quote:

> Hearst, Garrison DEN RB (Q) 0 10 4.04
> McGahee, Willis BUF RB 4 3 6.04
> Watson, Kenny CIN RB 9 5 FA

> Chrebet, Wayne NYJ WR 2 3 21.13
> Davis, Andre' CLE WR 8 8 7.13
> Finneran, Brian ATL WR (Q) 1 9 11.13
> Jenkins, Michael ATL WR 0 9 14.04
> Moss, Randy MIN WR 27 4 1.13

> Baker, Chris NYJ TE 8 3 FA
> Becht, Anthony NYJ TE 0 3 12.04
> Brady, Kyle JAC TE (D) 0 9 FA
> Bruener, Mark HOU TE 0 7 FA

> Brien, Doug NYJ PK 17 3 16.04
> Edinger, Paul CHI PK 5 5 18.01

> Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def 19 5 13.13
> Redskins, Washington WAS Def 18 7 17.13
> 22 Total Players

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by **Dingus Kh** » Mon, 27 Sep 2004 01:04:35

Quote:

> wick mocking somebody for poor Cage performance is like dennis miller
> giving advice on keeping your act fresh

Pecker, who's been booted every year he's wormed his way in to the
Cage all the way to college. You name it - and Pecker gets UNINVITED
OUT OF IT. The short sentence the majority of people hear most is
something like, "I love you honey" or "take care". Not Pecker. The
short sentence he hears most is, "Please leave" followed by "You're
fired".

Pecker, even by his own admission (and the futile begging that ensued)
proved that Pecker was and remains emotionally scarred by his latest
eviction. So his chiming in about poor Cage performance with
A-N-Y-B-O-D-Y is like the '76 Buccaneers season highlights film.

Wick

by **Pecktacul** » Mon, 27 Sep 2004 12:19:48

Wick has a below .500 cage record and almost didn't recieve an invite
to the Cage, which would have made him the first person ever to be
uninvited because he's an unbearable POS with no real life friends who
has been known on occasion to beg for newsgroup members phone #s.

Peck had a bad season in a meaningless online fantasy football league.

I'm the loser, apparently.

by **Just My Opinio** » Mon, 27 Sep 2004 22:23:35

Quote:

> Peck had a bad season in a meaningless online fantasy football league.

Peck, get real son. We ALL know you live for the cage and it's your life's
quest to get back in.

by **Dingus Kh** » Wed, 29 Sep 2004 14:46:54

Quote:

> Wick has a below .500 cage record and almost didn't recieve an invite
> to the Cage, which would have made him the first person ever to be
> uninvited because he's an unbearable POS with no real life friends who
> has been known on occasion to beg for newsgroup members phone #s.

Unbearable? I take offense to that. If there's one thing Wick is,
it's bearable. Now please e-mail me your digits.

Quote:

> Peck had a bad season in a meaningless online fantasy football league.

> I'm the loser, apparently.

Pecker, notice NO ONE NO-HOW ANYWHERE is contesting this. Yeah, you
is a loozah. The worst in Cage history - no need to go to a
tie-breaker, now is there?

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