When I was younger...

When I was younger...

Post by Jim Brow » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 05:51:08


I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and
generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the m***of this story is:

Always keep your ***s in your car!

 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by Bryan S. Slic » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:11:50


[Fri, 2 Sep 2005 15:51:08 -0500]

:I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
:When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
:stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
:straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
:my car.
:
:Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
:clapping!
:
:With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
:very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for
:better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
:
:And the m***of this story is:
:
:Always keep your ***s in your car!

TMML!!!!

--
Bryan S. Slick, onyx_hokie at yahoo dot com

"To those who have fought for it,
 freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."

 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by Dan Brett » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:35:27

Quote:

> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
> thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and
> generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
> and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.

> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

> One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
> to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
> and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
> stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
> straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
> my car.

> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> clapping!

> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
> very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for
> better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

> And the m***of this story is:

> Always keep your ***s in your car!

That was good.

Dan

 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by Vigesima » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:57:21



Quote:
>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
>over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
>thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and
>generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
>and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.

>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
>to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
>married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
>and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
>you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
>When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
>stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
>my car.

>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
>clapping!

>With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
>very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for
>better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

>And the m***of this story is:

>Always keep your ***s in your car!

LMAO, very good
 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by WiNK » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 07:18:39


Quote:
>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
> thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

I thought this was one of them Penthouse Forum thingies.  What a gyp.

Peach

 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by Jim Brow » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 07:38:03


Quote:



> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
> >for
> > over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
> > thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

> I thought this was one of them Penthouse Forum thingies.  What a gyp.

> Peach

I can probably write one of those if you would like.  It could start out
like this:

I never thought something like this could ever happen to me.  I live in
central arizona and follow the Arizona State Sun Devils religiously.
Arizona State had an away game at Colorado State.  After the game I decided
to go for a drink at a local bar where I met this cute chick named Pear.  I
could tell she was hot for me as she couldnt keep her hands to herself....

Should I go on???

 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by Matthew Henni » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:19:49



Quote:





>> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
>> >dating for
>> > over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
>> > little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

>> I thought this was one of them Penthouse Forum thingies.  What a gyp.

>> Peach

> I can probably write one of those if you would like.  It could start
> out like this:

> I never thought something like this could ever happen to me.  I live
> in central arizona and follow the Arizona State Sun Devils
> religiously. Arizona State had an away game at Colorado State.  After
> the game I decided to go for a drink at a local bar where I met this
> cute chick named Pear.  I could tell she was hot for me as she couldnt
> keep her hands to herself....

> Should I go on???

So you are Paulie Panks?

MH

--
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Supreme Ruler of the Obvious

"We just got outplayed today.  That's the bottom line.  And we got
outcoached."
  - OU Head Coach Bob Stoops following the Texas A&M game, Nov 9, 2002

 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by WiNK » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:45:45


Quote:





>> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>> >for
>> > over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
>> > little
>> > thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

>> I thought this was one of them Penthouse Forum thingies.  What a gyp.

>> Peach

> I can probably write one of those if you would like.  It could start out
> like this:

> I never thought something like this could ever happen to me.  I live in
> central arizona and follow the Arizona State Sun Devils religiously.
> Arizona State had an away game at Colorado State.  After the game I
> decided
> to go for a drink at a local bar where I met this cute chick named Pear.
> I
> could tell she was hot for me as she couldnt keep her hands to herself....

> Should I go on???


NOcarrier!1

Peach

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When I was younger...

Post by Cornhuskeres » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:49:48

Quote:



>> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
>> dating for
>> over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
>> little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

> I thought this was one of them Penthouse Forum thingies.  What a gyp.

> Peach

So did I.

~~Geri~~
(Sanctimonious Cornhusker Homerkook)

"We all have times when we must choose between the grasshopper and the
scorpion."

 
 
 

When I was younger...

Post by WiNK » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 10:43:54


Quote:



>>> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
>>> dating for
>>> over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
>>> little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

>> I thought this was one of them Penthouse Forum thingies.  What a gyp.

>> Peach

> So did I.

> ~~Geri~~
> (Sanctimonious Cornhusker Homerkook)

> "We all have times when we must choose between the grasshopper and the
> scorpion."

Woohoo she's back again!1!1

Peach