Dear Texas

Dear Texas

Post by winnar » Sun, 28 Mar 2004 11:49:05


 WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman)

 winnard

 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by MoParMa » Sun, 28 Mar 2004 12:30:56


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> WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman)

Didn't look normal, did they.

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Dear Texas

Post by Steve Cutche » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 01:59:45


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> > WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman)

> Didn't look normal, did they.

Klotz 1-10.  So much for pounding them inside.

In a battle of back courts, we were doomed.

 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by Scott Harp » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 02:38:11

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>> > WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman)

>> Didn't look normal, did they.

>Klotz 1-10.  So much for pounding them inside.

>In a battle of back courts, we were doomed.

What is Klotz's shooting percentage since he got inserted into the
starting lineup?  A couple of games before the B12 tournament if I
recall...  I think there's a direct correlation with the late-season
"slump"...

harp
austin,tx

 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by MoParMa » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 03:59:47


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MoParMaN



> > > WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt.
Hartman)

> > Didn't look normal, did they.

> Klotz 1-10.  So much for pounding them inside.

> In a battle of back courts, we were doomed.

I didn't get to watch much Texas hoops this season (thanx HP). I
watched the conference championship series games and the
tournament, so my opinions are based on this and not the entire
Texas basketball season.

Klotz sucked and reminds me allot of a 7 foot Dallas Mavericks
player.....he's white too. I can't understand why guys that big
just don't take the ball to the hoop and stuff it through, why
shoot, and at 7 foot, he doesn't even have to jump.

Klotz personally lost the game for Texas, that and our outside
shooters sucked for most of the game. I was wondering if I was
watching the same team play from last weekend to this one....

I still got Okie State in the pool, maybe they won't turn to shit
like Texas did.
BTW (I can claim a Texas and Oklabygodhoma team in the same year.
Under RSFC rule 69, a Texan who marries a damn squirrel from
Norman may claim as many teams as he wishes, without prejudice
from other RSFCkers)

DISCLAIMER: The post was generated specially not to***off
Liberal Yanquis and draft dodging bastard pukes that walk this
earth. Especially foreign geeky nerds that have anything to do
with the State of Michigan and have a special name for their left
hand.

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Dear Texas

Post by GTanne » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 05:08:25

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> Klotz sucked and reminds me allot of a 7 foot Dallas Mavericks
> player.....he's white too. I can't understand why guys that big
> just don't take the ball to the hoop and stuff it through, why
> shoot, and at 7 foot, he doesn't even have to jump.

Klotz mid-to-late regular season was damn good in the post, just about
unstoppable with that jump hook and a horse on the offensive boards.  I
don't know what the hell went wrong with him in the last couple of
weeks, but if he had even played decent last night, the bovines would
have won.

Hopefully this will motivate him to work his ass off in the off-season,
because they're going to need him to be big-time next year.

 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by MoParMa » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 06:22:39


Quote:

> > Klotz sucked and reminds me allot of a 7 foot Dallas
Mavericks
> > player.....he's white too. I can't understand why guys that
big
> > just don't take the ball to the hoop and stuff it through,
why
> > shoot, and at 7 foot, he doesn't even have to jump.

> Klotz mid-to-late regular season was damn good in the post,
just about
> unstoppable with that jump hook and a horse on the offensive
boards.  I
> don't know what the hell went wrong with him in the last couple
of
> weeks, but if he had even played decent last night, the bovines
would
> have won.

> Hopefully this will motivate him to work his ass off in the
off-season,
> because they're going to need him to be big-time next year.

He made at least two jump hooks last night, the happened so fast,
I didn't even hear the fans cheering "AIR BALL"

He's not the kid from by me is he, err Duncanville.

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Dear Texas

Post by GTanne » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 12:10:37

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>>>Klotz sucked and reminds me allot of a 7 foot Dallas

> Mavericks

>>>player.....he's white too. I can't understand why guys that

> big

>>>just don't take the ball to the hoop and stuff it through,

> why

>>>shoot, and at 7 foot, he doesn't even have to jump.

>>Klotz mid-to-late regular season was damn good in the post,

> just about

>>unstoppable with that jump hook and a horse on the offensive

> boards.  I

>>don't know what the hell went wrong with him in the last couple

> of

>>weeks, but if he had even played decent last night, the bovines

> would

>>have won.

>>Hopefully this will motivate him to work his ass off in the

> off-season,

>>because they're going to need him to be big-time next year.

> He made at least two jump hooks last night, the happened so fast,
> I didn't even hear the fans cheering "AIR BALL"

> He's not the kid from by me is he, err Duncanville.

Klotz is from Houston.  Boddicker is from Duncanville.  Boddicker in
high school was one of ther toughest most unstoppable badass players
ever in the state, definitely the best player in the state during his
junior and senior seasons.  He came to UT and became basically nothing
but a 3-point shooter.
 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by Paul Hanlin Jr » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 13:39:29



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> WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman)

Ditto for the women, too.

Paul

 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by Dave Rei » Mon, 29 Mar 2004 14:27:07


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>  WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman)

        Phil Simms just can't win the big game.

dave

 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by MoParMa » Tue, 30 Mar 2004 00:31:10


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message


> >>>Klotz sucked and reminds me allot of a 7 foot Dallas

> > Mavericks

> >>>player.....he's white too. I can't understand why guys that

> > big

> >>>just don't take the ball to the hoop and stuff it through,

> > why

> >>>shoot, and at 7 foot, he doesn't even have to jump.

> >>Klotz mid-to-late regular season was damn good in the post,

> > just about

> >>unstoppable with that jump hook and a horse on the offensive

> > boards.  I

> >>don't know what the hell went wrong with him in the last
couple

> > of

> >>weeks, but if he had even played decent last night, the
bovines

> > would

> >>have won.

> >>Hopefully this will motivate him to work his ass off in the

> > off-season,

> >>because they're going to need him to be big-time next year.

> > He made at least two jump hooks last night, the happened so
fast,
> > I didn't even hear the fans cheering "AIR BALL"

> > He's not the kid from by me is he, err Duncanville.

> Klotz is from Houston.  Boddicker is from Duncanville.
Boddicker in
> high school was one of ther toughest most unstoppable badass
players
> ever in the state, definitely the best player in the state
during his
> junior and senior seasons.  He came to UT and became basically
nothing
> but a 3-point shooter.

He should have gone to SMU. Then he could have shot anything he
wanted and got a descent education too.

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Dear Texas

Post by Steve Cutche » Tue, 30 Mar 2004 08:03:59


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> >>>Klotz sucked and reminds me allot of a 7 foot Dallas

> > Mavericks

> >>>player.....he's white too. I can't understand why guys that

> > big

> >>>just don't take the ball to the hoop and stuff it through,

> > why

> >>>shoot, and at 7 foot, he doesn't even have to jump.

> >>Klotz mid-to-late regular season was damn good in the post,

> > just about

> >>unstoppable with that jump hook and a horse on the offensive

> > boards.  I

> >>don't know what the hell went wrong with him in the last couple

> > of

> >>weeks, but if he had even played decent last night, the bovines

> > would

> >>have won.

> >>Hopefully this will motivate him to work his ass off in the

> > off-season,

> >>because they're going to need him to be big-time next year.

> > He made at least two jump hooks last night, the happened so fast,
> > I didn't even hear the fans cheering "AIR BALL"

> > He's not the kid from by me is he, err Duncanville.

> Klotz is from Houston.  Boddicker is from Duncanville.  Boddicker in
> high school was one of ther toughest most unstoppable badass players
> ever in the state, definitely the best player in the state during his
> junior and senior seasons.  He came to UT and became basically nothing
> but a 3-point shooter.

A three point shooter and a hockeyesque thug.  
He gets the call when someone needs a good asswho, er, fouling.
But he's OUR thug.  Or was.
 
 
 

Dear Texas

Post by Steve Cutche » Tue, 30 Mar 2004 08:05:09


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> >  WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? (1$ to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman)

>        Phil Simms just can't win the big game.

> dave

Neither could his brother Billy.