DEAR texas

DEAR texas

Post by Jai Johanso » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00


dear texas, you sorry ass sucks, don't forget COLORADO
owns your worthless loser asses.  just be thankful we
annexed you into our conference, otherwise you'd be
in the wac, but actually they are more suited to your
lack of talent.

the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
BOULDER.  that's the closest you pathetic texans will
get to a championship.  NEUHEISEL is an offensive
genius.  WE WIN!

GO BUFFS!!!

 
 
 

DEAR texas

Post by Mike MacDonal » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

> dear texas, you sorry ass sucks,

How about a post for the okies, Jai.  You know, those cheatenous frauds
betwixt Lincoln and Austin.  The ones with the D-cup coach and the
"schooner" borrowed from the old chuck wagon dog-food commercial.  I
know we don't play them till next year, but you're just dying to rip
into 'em, right?

Jai??

--

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Post by Jim Week » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00


Quote:
> dear texas, you sorry ass sucks, don't forget COLORADO
> owns your worthless loser asses.  just be thankful we
> annexed you into our conference, otherwise you'd be
> in the wac, but actually they are more suited to your
> lack of talent.

> the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
> BOULDER.  that's the closest you pathetic texans will
> get to a championship.  NEUHEISEL is an offensive
> genius.  WE WIN!

> GO BUFFS!!!

surely no red ***ed texan would dare nibble on this....

War Eagle Y'all
 <<JPW>>

 
 
 

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Post by roger buchho » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

: DEER LORD!  I fear we have become irrelevent.

Where has the Magic gone?

--
................................................................
Roger D.Buchholz              

................................................................

 
 
 

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Post by Gary McManu » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:


> > dear texas, you sorry ass sucks,

> How about a post for the okies, Jai.  You know, those cheatenous frauds
> betwixt Lincoln and Austin.  The ones with the D-cup coach and the
> "schooner" borrowed from the old chuck wagon dog-food commercial.  I
> know we don't play them till next year, but you're just dying to rip
> into 'em, right?

> Jai??

DEER LORD!  I fear we have become irrelevent.

Gary McManus

 
 
 

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Post by Jon Russe » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

>the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
>BOULDER.  that's the closest you pathetic texans will
>get to a championship.  NEUHEISEL is an offensive
>genius.  WE WIN!

Hey to 27-3

Jon Russell

Chicago 86
Minnesotans for Nebraska  tCoV (TM)

 
 
 

DEAR texas

Post by Scott Harp » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Hey Joe, where you goin with that hook in yer mouth?

harp
austin,tx

 
 
 

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Post by John Walk » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:


>> dear texas, you sorry ass sucks,
>How about a post for the okies, Jai.  You know, those cheatenous frauds

Hey to Texas' two probations.

John

 
 
 

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Post by Dustin Christma » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00



Quote:
>dear texas, you sorry ass sucks,

Absolutely.

Quote:
>don't forget COLORADO owns your worthless loser asses.

Absolutely.  We'll be lucky if you don't RUTS on us.

Quote:
>just be thankful we annexed you into our conference, otherwise you'd be
>in the wac, but actually they are more suited to your
>lack of talent.

Yes, and thank you, Big 8, for playing the roles our ***es by caving in
on every administrative issue and placing the league office in Dallas.

Quote:
>the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
>BOULDER.

Oh, so that's where the Huskers play you boys this year.

Quote:
>that's the closest you pathetic texans will get to a championship.

Memo to the clueless bisons: Colorado plays Texas in Austin this year.  Ergo,
we will not be anywhere near Boulder to sniff the tire tracks made in your
lousy carcasses as the Huskers run you down -- yet again -- this year.

Quote:
>NEUHEISEL is an offensive genius.  WE WIN!

Uh, scoreboard.  We beat the Huskers, you didn't.  And as long as you get
PUNKED by Mechicken, don't be coming in here mooing about how you're anything
but Nebraska's ***es.  The only team you've beaten this season is a WAC
team.

--
Thanx,            = "I can definitely say I'm the only guy in MLS who's
Dustin Christmann =  taken 'Beef and Sheep Production.'" -- Alexi Lalas
==========================================================================

 
 
 

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Post by Czar Christopher » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00



: >the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
: >BOULDER.

: Oh, so that's where the Huskers play you boys this year.

: >that's the closest you pathetic texans will get to a championship.

: Memo to the clueless bisons: Colorado plays Texas in Austin this year.  Ergo,
: we will not be anywhere near Boulder to sniff the tire tracks made in your
: lousy carcasses as the Huskers run you down -- yet again -- this year.

I didn't really figure Christmann would fall for this.

--CCI
  (live and learn)

 
 
 

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Post by Stefan Andreasso » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

> dear texas, you sorry ass sucks, don't forget COLORADO
> owns your worthless loser asses.  just be thankful we
> annexed you into our conference, otherwise you'd be
> in the wac, but actually they are more suited to your
> lack of talent.

> the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
> BOULDER.  that's the closest you pathetic texans will
> get to a championship.  NEUHEISEL is an offensive
> genius.  WE WIN!

> GO BUFFS!!!

Michigan.
--
Stefan Andreasson
Baton Rouge, Louisiana USA
-----------------------------------------
http://www.communique.net/~mephisto
 
 
 

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Post by Eric » Thu, 25 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

> <snip> sorry ass sucks <snip> worthless loser asses.
> just be thankful we annexed you into our conference <!>

> the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through BOULDER. <snip>

Sounds like you just took a boulder on the noggin.  Better not post
anymore till you get well.  ;-)

Looks like you've got another pothole (Michigan) to fill on that road.

Quote:
> NEUHEISEL is an offensive genius.  WE WIN!

You are offensive too.

Quote:
> GO BUFFS!!!

They deserve a fan like you.
 
 
 

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Post by Biggd » Fri, 26 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

>dear texas, you sorry ass sucks, don't forget COLORADO
>owns your worthless loser asses.  just be thankful we
>annexed you into our conference, otherwise you'd be
>in the wac, but actually they are more suited to your
>lack of talent.
>the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
>BOULDER.  that's the closest you pathetic texans will
>get to a championship.  NEUHEISEL is an offensive
>genius.  WE WIN!
>GO BUFFS!!!

I'm frightened and confused.

Hook 'Em,

Biggdan (CU will hang 50 on Texas)

--

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   -- Inaugral Big XII Football Champions

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Post by Dustin Christma » Fri, 26 Sep 1997 04:00:00



Quote:



>: >the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
>: >BOULDER.

>: Oh, so that's where the Huskers play you boys this year.

>: >that's the closest you pathetic texans will get to a championship.

>: Memo to the clueless bisons: Colorado plays Texas in Austin this year.  Ergo,
>: we will not be anywhere near Boulder to sniff the tire tracks made in your
>: lousy carcasses as the Huskers run you down -- yet again -- this year.

>I didn't really figure Christmann would fall for this.

>--CCI
>  (live and learn)

It's been a rough week.

--
Thanx,            = "I can definitely say I'm the only guy in MLS who's
Dustin Christmann =  taken 'Beef and Sheep Production.'" -- Alexi Lalas
==========================================================================

 
 
 

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Post by Kb69 » Fri, 26 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:
> don't forget COLORADO
>owns your worthless loser asses.  just be thankful we
>annexed you into our conference, otherwise you'd be
>in the wac, but actually they are more suited to your
>lack of talent.

>the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
>BOULDER.  that's the closest you pathetic texans will
>get to a championship.  NEUHEISEL is an offensive
>genius.  WE WIN!

>GO BUFFS!!!

    Wow!  Seems to me that Neuheisel is just like Mac.  You got your asses
kicked by Michigan and it will happen again against Nebraska.  Your program
is on the way down.  What a dipshit you are.  The National Championship
hasn't gone through Boulder since the NCAA allowed 5 downs.  Get real loser.