>dear texas, you sorry ass sucks,
>don't forget COLORADO owns your worthless loser asses.
Absolutely. We'll be lucky if you don't RUTS on us.
>just be thankful we annexed you into our conference, otherwise you'd be
>in the wac, but actually they are more suited to your
>lack of talent.
Yes, and thank you, Big 8, for playing the roles our ***es by caving in
on every administrative issue and placing the league office in Dallas.
>the road to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP leads through
Oh, so that's where the Huskers play you boys this year.
>that's the closest you pathetic texans will get to a championship.
Memo to the clueless bisons: Colorado plays Texas in Austin this year. Ergo,
we will not be anywhere near Boulder to sniff the tire tracks made in your
lousy carcasses as the Huskers run you down -- yet again -- this year.
>NEUHEISEL is an offensive genius. WE WIN!
Uh, scoreboard. We beat the Huskers, you didn't. And as long as you get
PUNKED by Mechicken, don't be coming in here mooing about how you're anything
but Nebraska's ***es. The only team you've beaten this season is a WAC
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