My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by a.. » Tue, 10 Sep 2002 23:25:59


by: Andrew Smith

Friday Afternoon
Drove to Quitman (10 fewer hours than driving to NC).

Friday Evening
Watched HS Football, Quitman got snotrsfcked by Collins, #9 in the
state, 30-0.

EARLY Saturday Morning
Drove to farm to mow grass, scout for deer, etc. etc.

Early Saturday Morning
Leaving farm, met game warden, very nice guy.  No sir, that bow behind
the seat is just for practicing.

Game warden: "Out of state license is $300 + $47 for archery.  You'd
be better off buying a Native Non-Resident Lifetime License for
$1500."

Me: "RSFCK!!!!!"

Less Early Saturday Morning
Tire making funny noise.  Truck slowing down.  RSFCK!

VERY large piece of aluminum in tire. RSFCK!

Get tire tool, and jack out; walk around rear of truck to remove tire
from beneath the bed.  Trailer hitch is in the way. RSFCK!

Could easily remove tire with ratchet + extension. Kick self for
ignoring the thought that I should stick my toolbox in the truck.
RSFCK!

Attempt to remove trailer hitch with tire tool, bolts spin.  RSFCK!

Could easily remove trailer hitch with one more wrench.  Kick self for
ignoring the thought that I should stick my toolbox in the truck.
RSFCK!

Using tire tool, anger, and massive arm strength from years of typing,
WILL the bolt out of the tire hanger.  30 minutes...RSFCK!

Change tire, throw everything in the back of the truck. Drive to tire
store.  Buy new tires.  RSFCK!

Go home, "borrow" 1/2" socket wrench, 12" extension, and 5/8" socket,
throw behind seat with other tire changing related crap.

Late Saturday Morning
USM winning.  Yay!

Saturday Afternoon
Alabama lost.  Mullet Nation quiet today.

Saturday Evening
Auburn proved they can score.....against Div.III

Sunday AM
84 year old dad is done with golf.
Cleaned 40 years worth of golf clubs, bags, shoes out of cart stall.
Neat stuff but sad moment.  My brothers and dad and I have played
1000s of rounds of golf together.

Funniest thing I found in stall...bowtie...right where my HS
girlfriend hung it.

Sunday PM
Went to the farm and watched three bucks for 1 hour.  1 massive
8-point with probably 24" inch spread.  Yay!

Thought about $1500 hunting license.  RSFCK!!!!!!!

a.

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by Jon Ensl » Wed, 11 Sep 2002 05:07:28

Quote:

> by: Andrew Smith
> Sunday PM
> Went to the farm and watched three bucks for 1 hour.  1 massive
> 8-point with probably 24" inch spread.  Yay!

> Thought about $1500 hunting license.  RSFCK!!!!!!!

No church again?  Are the flames of Satans's minions burning your feet?

Jon

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by Bill Lan » Wed, 11 Sep 2002 06:12:22

a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

Quote:
> Game warden: "Out of state license is $300 + $47 for archery.
> You'd be better off buying a Native Non-Resident Lifetime
> License for $1500."

Damb, I guess I'm getting off easy with $125 plus $20 doe tags for
non resident in WV.

This year I'm staying in VA and used the $'s I would have spent in WV
on a muzzle loader.

--
mutt

"The only thing between me and Hell
is the floor."  Mudhoney

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by MoParMa » Wed, 11 Sep 2002 08:42:17


Quote:
> a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > Game warden: "Out of state license is $300 + $47 for archery.
> > You'd be better off buying a Native Non-Resident Lifetime
> > License for $1500."

> Damb, I guess I'm getting off easy with $125 plus $20 doe tags
for
> non resident in WV.

> This year I'm staying in VA and used the $'s I would have spent
in WV
> on a muzzle loader.

I can take an extra hunter with me. All ya Need a texas license,
a bow or rifle and a ticket to dallas.

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My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by a.. » Thu, 12 Sep 2002 01:31:39

Quote:


> > by: Andrew Smith

> > Sunday PM
> > Went to the farm and watched three bucks for 1 hour.  1 massive
> > 8-point with probably 24" inch spread.  Yay!

> > Thought about $1500 hunting license.  RSFCK!!!!!!!

> No church again?  Are the flames of Satans's minions burning your feet?

Oops...left that part out.

Later Sunday AM
Church

Sunday Noon
Brother's Birthday Lunch...baby brother (me) still spills hist tea on
antique table + antique table cloth.....oops!

a.

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by a.. » Thu, 12 Sep 2002 01:32:24

Quote:



> > a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > > Game warden: "Out of state license is $300 + $47 for archery.
> > > You'd be better off buying a Native Non-Resident Lifetime
> > > License for $1500."

> > Damb, I guess I'm getting off easy with $125 plus $20 doe tags
>  for
> > non resident in WV.

> > This year I'm staying in VA and used the $'s I would have spent
>  in WV
> > on a muzzle loader.

> I can take an extra hunter with me. All ya Need a texas license,
> a bow or rifle and a ticket to dallas.

cheaper to stay here...or hunt every other weekend in NC

a.

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by MoParMa » Thu, 12 Sep 2002 06:33:38



Quote:


> > > a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > > > Game warden: "Out of state license is $300 + $47 for
archery.
> > > > You'd be better off buying a Native Non-Resident Lifetime
> > > > License for $1500."

> > > Damb, I guess I'm getting off easy with $125 plus $20 doe
tags
> >  for
> > > non resident in WV.

> > > This year I'm staying in VA and used the $'s I would have
spent
> >  in WV
> > > on a muzzle loader.

> > I can take an extra hunter with me. All ya Need a texas
license,
> > a bow or rifle and a ticket to dallas.

> cheaper to stay here...or hunt every other weekend in NC

Yeah, the original post I saw, I thought you didn't have a place
to hunt this year. I was trying to offer you a solution. I know I
hate it when I don't have a place.

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My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by a.. » Fri, 13 Sep 2002 05:15:30

Quote:







> > > > a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > > > > Game warden: "Out of state license is $300 + $47 for
>  archery.
> > > > > You'd be better off buying a Native Non-Resident Lifetime
> > > > > License for $1500."

> > > > Damb, I guess I'm getting off easy with $125 plus $20 doe
>  tags
>  for
> > > > non resident in WV.

> > > > This year I'm staying in VA and used the $'s I would have
>  spent
>  in WV
> > > > on a muzzle loader.

> > > I can take an extra hunter with me. All ya Need a texas
>  license,
> > > a bow or rifle and a ticket to dallas.

> > cheaper to stay here...or hunt every other weekend in NC

> Yeah, the original post I saw, I thought you didn't have a place
> to hunt this year. I was trying to offer you a solution. I know I
> hate it when I don't have a place.

I'm definitely not discounting the option.  I'd always like to knock
over one of those rocking chair head horses you guys call deer.

a.

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by MoParMa » Fri, 13 Sep 2002 06:51:42



Quote:





message

> > > > > a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > > > > > Game warden: "Out of state license is $300 + $47 for
> >  archery.
> > > > > > You'd be better off buying a Native Non-Resident
Lifetime
> > > > > > License for $1500."

> > > > > Damb, I guess I'm getting off easy with $125 plus $20
doe
> >  tags
> >  for
> > > > > non resident in WV.

> > > > > This year I'm staying in VA and used the $'s I would
have
> >  spent
> >  in WV
> > > > > on a muzzle loader.

> > > > I can take an extra hunter with me. All ya Need a texas
> >  license,
> > > > a bow or rifle and a ticket to dallas.

> > > cheaper to stay here...or hunt every other weekend in NC

> > Yeah, the original post I saw, I thought you didn't have a
place
> > to hunt this year. I was trying to offer you a solution. I
know I
> > hate it when I don't have a place.

> I'm definitely not discounting the option.  I'd always like to
knock
> over one of those rocking chair head horses you guys call deer.

> a.

Specially since I feed em year round.

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My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by Bill Lan » Fri, 13 Sep 2002 07:47:26

a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

Quote:
> I'm definitely not discounting the option.  I'd always like to
> knock over one of those rocking chair head horses you guys call
> deer.

I hope this guy had time to knock up one of the 6 doechyx he was
chasing when he ran in front of me.

http://www.geocities.com/wjlmutt/images/mount9.JPG
http://www.geocities.com/wjlmutt/images/mount10.JPG

--
mutt

"The only thing between me and Hell
is the floor."  Mudhoney

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by a.. » Fri, 13 Sep 2002 22:08:34

Quote:

> a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

> > I'm definitely not discounting the option.  I'd always like to
> > knock over one of those rocking chair head horses you guys call
> > deer.

> I hope this guy had time to knock up one of the 6 doechyx he was
> chasing when he ran in front of me.

> http://www.geocities.com/wjlmutt/images/mount9.JPG
> http://www.geocities.com/wjlmutt/images/mount10.JPG

Geocities says your fish tale doesn't exist.

Is this that monster you showed us last year?

a.

 
 
 

My Weekend After Labor Day Weekend...

Post by Bill Lan » Fri, 13 Sep 2002 22:36:55

a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

Quote:


>> a, Shoot straight you bastard, don't mess it up!

>> > I'm definitely not discounting the option.  I'd always like
>> > to knock over one of those rocking chair head horses you guys
>> > call deer.

>> I hope this guy had time to knock up one of the 6 doechyx he
>> was chasing when he ran in front of me.

>> http://www.geocities.com/wjlmutt/images/mount9.JPG
>> http://www.geocities.com/wjlmutt/images/mount10.JPG

> Geocities says your fish tale doesn't exist.

> Is this that monster you showed us last year?

> a.

Geocities is too damn stingy with the bandwidth.

Same "monster", only now he's got his head sticking outta my living
room wall.

--
mutt

"The only thing between me and Hell
is the floor."  Mudhoney