Sgt Pepper's Lonely Sgt Pepper's Loney

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Sgt Pepper's Loney

Post by Jeffrey Dav » Thu, 03 Apr 2003 05:54:16


(Dissonant Guitar Intro)
  (brief drum figure)

Roughly 50 years ago today,
Dwight D. taught the [one syllable word] to play
They've been going in and out of style
But Kim Il's gonna make you smile.

So, may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
The Interminable Land War in Asia Marching Band

 (fade out)

I dread the news today, oh boy.
About the lucky man who dug our graves.
And though the news was rather sad,
I just had to laugh.
I've seen his photograph.

He blew the world up with a smile.
He didn't notice that his plans were stained.
A billion people drowned in bile,
They'd known that name before.
Everyone was really ticked why why he was so hepped on this war...

I'd love to rule the world.

I saw a film today, oh boy.
The English Army had just joined the war.
The crowd at Basra planned to stay.
But I just couldn't look.
I'd read the Army's book.            

Woke up, thought I was dead.
Dropped an anvil on my head.
Found my way downstairs
And slit my throat
and looking up
my head was on a plate.

 (chuff chuff chuff)

Found a spoon and half my crack
Numbed the pain
And settled back
Drifted back upstairs
with all the smoke
And somebody spoke
and it came out like a scream....

I'd love to rule the world....

I dread the news today, oh boy.
Ten thousand holes in places I can't say.
And though the holes are rather small.
It helps if you define what's small.

I'd love to rule the world.....

(Piano chord goes on and on and on)

(sprightly acoustic guitar opening)

The Papacy's a really nice job
But with always too much to say.
The Papacy's a really nice job
But it's always getting in the way.

I want to tell him that I like him a lot,
but not since he condemned the war.
The Papacy's a really nice job,
But I'm a pentecostal and I think he should just keep his foreign ass
out of our affairs.

Quote:
>*plink*<

 
 
 

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Sgt Pepper's Loney

Post by winnar » Thu, 03 Apr 2003 12:27:45


Quote:
> (Dissonant Guitar Intro)
>   (brief drum figure)

  Woke up, got outta bed
  Took a piss,
  Went back to bed.

 winnard