Colonial Turf Solution

Colonial Turf Solution

Post by Adam James Maciejewsk » Wed, 14 Jun 2000 04:00:00


Here is the solution.. to the problem with the colonial stadium surface.

Forget growing grass... the problem is the grass.. get rid of the problem
all together.. rip it out.. every little green organic piece of it.. order
in 30000 cubic metres of mud.. not any kinda mud.. but the mud our footy
players used to play on at the mcg a few years back.. (back in the
days before they became women) then, no body will complain about a
shifting surface.. just a slippery surface..

and when the football season is over.. throw the gates open to the sight
of female mud wrestling... they'll come in droves.. revenue will pour in..
and they'll have enough money to fix the ***y roof :)

 
 
 

Colonial Turf Solution

Post by Mooroolb » Wed, 14 Jun 2000 04:00:00

I like the way this guy thinks.  Bring on the mud.

 
 
 

Colonial Turf Solution

Post by Senor Skas » Wed, 14 Jun 2000 04:00:00

Boring hysterical --- historical aside. SA football in the 1850's - well
before Melbourne FC and Wills etc, was Harrow, which was not played on
grass, but on clay. The surface was the origin of some unusual rules some of
which influenced Aussie Footy.
Senor Skase



Quote:
> Here is the solution.. to the problem with the colonial stadium surface.

> Forget growing grass... the problem is the grass.. get rid of the problem
> all together.. rip it out.. every little green organic piece of it.. order
> in 30000 cubic metres of mud.. not any kinda mud.. but the mud our footy
> players used to play on at the mcg a few years back.. (back in the
> days before they became women) then, no body will complain about a
> shifting surface.. just a slippery surface..

> and when the football season is over.. throw the gates open to the sight
> of female mud wrestling... they'll come in droves.. revenue will pour in..
> and they'll have enough money to fix the ***y roof :)


 
 
 

Colonial Turf Solution

Post by Rafael Ramo » Wed, 14 Jun 2000 04:00:00

What about Carpet???

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CROWS 2000
MILLENNIUM
 MASTERS !!!

 
 
 

Colonial Turf Solution

Post by Adria » Wed, 14 Jun 2000 04:00:00

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> What about Carpet???

Then there's carpet-burn !
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> --
> CROWS 2000
> MILLENNIUM
>  MASTERS !!!