Here is the solution.. to the problem with the colonial stadium surface.
Forget growing grass... the problem is the grass.. get rid of the problem
all together.. rip it out.. every little green organic piece of it.. order
in 30000 cubic metres of mud.. not any kinda mud.. but the mud our footy
players used to play on at the mcg a few years back.. (back in the
days before they became women) then, no body will complain about a
shifting surface.. just a slippery surface..
and when the football season is over.. throw the gates open to the sight
of female mud wrestling... they'll come in droves.. revenue will pour in..
and they'll have enough money to fix the ***y roof :)