hmmmm yeah I'd want to work for these guys...

hmmmm yeah I'd want to work for these guys...

Post by Dennis » Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:04:34


JOB DESCRIPTION:30630 - TECHNICAL WRITER: UNDER GENERAL DIRECTION,
ANALYZES AND INTERPRETS TECHNICAL INFORMATION TO COMPOSE MANUALS,
PROPOSALS, BROCHURES, REPORTS AND PRESENTATIONS. INTERFACES WITH
CUSTOMERS TO DETERMINE NEEDS AND DESIGNS APPROPRIATE TEXT. CONDUCTS
RESEARCH OF TECHNICAL MANUALS AND JOURNALS TO INCREASE UNDERSTANDING
OF DOCUMENT REQUIREMENTS. SELECTS APPROPRIATE FORMATS, DEVELOPS
DETAILED OUTLINES AND GRAPHICS AND WRITES TEXT. PROVIDES EDITING
ASSISTANCE AND REVISES EXISTING DOCUMENTATION AS NEEDED.

JOB ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS:30630 - TECHNICAL WRITER: ABILITY TO ANALYZE
AND INTERPRET TECHNICAL INFORMATION TO COMPOSE TECHNICAL DOCUMENTATION
AND PRESENTATIONS. ABILITY TO INTERACT WITH THE CUSTOMER TO DETERMINE
DOCUMENT OR PRESENTATION NEEDS. ABILITY TO DESIGN, WRITE, AND EDIT
TECHNICAL DOCUMENTATION.

I mean Internet posting in all caps is so 1996 AOLish and such...
sounds like this office would make for better ridicule than I can
tastefully give here...

 
 
 

hmmmm yeah I'd want to work for these guys...

Post by the_andrew_sm.. » Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:14:36


Quote:
> JOB DESCRIPTION:30630 - TECHNICAL WRITER: UNDER GENERAL DIRECTION,
> ANALYZES AND INTERPRETS TECHNICAL INFORMATION TO COMPOSE MANUALS,
> PROPOSALS, BROCHURES, REPORTS AND PRESENTATIONS. INTERFACES WITH
> CUSTOMERS TO DETERMINE NEEDS AND DESIGNS APPROPRIATE TEXT. CONDUCTS
> RESEARCH OF TECHNICAL MANUALS AND JOURNALS TO INCREASE UNDERSTANDING
> OF DOCUMENT REQUIREMENTS. SELECTS APPROPRIATE FORMATS, DEVELOPS
> DETAILED OUTLINES AND GRAPHICS AND WRITES TEXT. PROVIDES EDITING
> ASSISTANCE AND REVISES EXISTING DOCUMENTATION AS NEEDED.

> JOB ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS:30630 - TECHNICAL WRITER: ABILITY TO ANALYZE
> AND INTERPRET TECHNICAL INFORMATION TO COMPOSE TECHNICAL DOCUMENTATION
> AND PRESENTATIONS. ABILITY TO INTERACT WITH THE CUSTOMER TO DETERMINE
> DOCUMENT OR PRESENTATION NEEDS. ABILITY TO DESIGN, WRITE, AND EDIT
> TECHNICAL DOCUMENTATION.

> I mean Internet posting in all caps is so 1996 AOLish and such...
> sounds like this office would make for better ridicule than I can
> tastefully give here...

You gotta think positive man...

1.  Obviously, this company is a target-rich environment for success.
Target 1 - Corporate Style Standards.

2.  Never assume someone typed that in all caps.  It could have been
modified through seventy-eleven data transfers into what you see.

3.  Any job that has "UNDER GENERAL DIRECTION" in the description is a
good start.  IOW, if you can do this w/o someone leaning over your
shoulder, this is the job for you.

4.  "INTERFACES WITH CUSTOMERS TO DETERMINE NEEDS AND DESIGNS
APPROPRIATE TEXT. CONDUCTS RESEARCH OF TECHNICAL MANUALS AND
JOURNALS"...These things are not necessarily done in an office.

a.

 
 
 

hmmmm yeah I'd want to work for these guys...

Post by Dennis » Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:51:14


sit there looking like an envelope without any address on  it?

Quote:

>> JOB DESCRIPTION:30630 - TECHNICAL WRITER: UNDER GENERAL DIRECTION,
>> ANALYZES AND INTERPRETS TECHNICAL INFORMATION TO COMPOSE MANUALS,
>> PROPOSALS, BROCHURES, REPORTS AND PRESENTATIONS. INTERFACES WITH
>> CUSTOMERS TO DETERMINE NEEDS AND DESIGNS APPROPRIATE TEXT. CONDUCTS
>> RESEARCH OF TECHNICAL MANUALS AND JOURNALS TO INCREASE UNDERSTANDING
>> OF DOCUMENT REQUIREMENTS. SELECTS APPROPRIATE FORMATS, DEVELOPS
>> DETAILED OUTLINES AND GRAPHICS AND WRITES TEXT. PROVIDES EDITING
>> ASSISTANCE AND REVISES EXISTING DOCUMENTATION AS NEEDED.

>> JOB ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS:30630 - TECHNICAL WRITER: ABILITY TO ANALYZE
>> AND INTERPRET TECHNICAL INFORMATION TO COMPOSE TECHNICAL DOCUMENTATION
>> AND PRESENTATIONS. ABILITY TO INTERACT WITH THE CUSTOMER TO DETERMINE
>> DOCUMENT OR PRESENTATION NEEDS. ABILITY TO DESIGN, WRITE, AND EDIT
>> TECHNICAL DOCUMENTATION.

>> I mean Internet posting in all caps is so 1996 AOLish and such...
>> sounds like this office would make for better ridicule than I can
>> tastefully give here...

>You gotta think positive man...

>1.  Obviously, this company is a target-rich environment for success.
>Target 1 - Corporate Style Standards.

>2.  Never assume someone typed that in all caps.  It could have been
>modified through seventy-eleven data transfers into what you see.

>3.  Any job that has "UNDER GENERAL DIRECTION" in the description is a
>good start.  IOW, if you can do this w/o someone leaning over your
>shoulder, this is the job for you.

>4.  "INTERFACES WITH CUSTOMERS TO DETERMINE NEEDS AND DESIGNS
>APPROPRIATE TEXT. CONDUCTS RESEARCH OF TECHNICAL MANUALS AND
>JOURNALS"...These things are not necessarily done in an office.

>a.

hmmm never thought of it that way...